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Sperm Drippers

Studio: Combat Zone » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/15/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Sperm Drippers

Combat Zone

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Joachim Kessef

Cast: Jessica Sanchez, Richard Langin, Joe Monti, Kristi Love, Robert Rosenberg, Michelle Wild, Klea Dark, Missel, Cindy, Joachim Kessef

Length: 108 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/21/2006, 3/22/2006, 3/23/2006

Extras: From the point of view of the back DVD cover, the extras sounded pretty good with a photogallery, cumshot recap, and Behind the Scenes feature being offered up in addition to the attractive cardboard slipcase covering the DVD. Sadly, while the photogallery wasn't bad, and the pop shot recap looked about what I expected it to be, there was no Behind the Scenes feature as advertised I hate when an advertised extra is missing from the disc, even when I like the movie (perhaps even more so since it causes me to lower the rating of an otherwise decent flick).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Sperm Drippers was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Joachim Kessef for release by Combat Zone. I haven't seen any of his work for Digital Sin so this was a new experience for me as he has long been a meat puppet and not a director; making me hope that he had the kind of skills some of his peers have shown in the process. Unfortunately, the results were mixed here with usually solid lighting illuminating the cast well enough but the camera work on the weaker side in terms of capturing the ladies at their very best. Compositional matters aside, the cameras did not appear to capture enough footage to allow for the best editing possible, forcing some material to be used that really could've been left on the cutting room floor. There was even some mosquito noise in one scene and the moiré from the fishnets buzzed to life at times. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo but so little was said that it didn't matter that it was an English language soundtrack. The vocals were limited and the moans & groans were plain enough but it lacked any separation or substantial dynamic range to comment on extensively.

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Body of Review: Joachim Kessef has long been a skilled black meat puppet in porn, boning scores of attractive women with a sense of abandon that shows how much he really likes women. Recently, he has been following his muse and taking his shot at directing, ending up working at Combat Zone in order to further his career goals and his first release for the company is called Sperm Drippers; a creampie movie with a relatively fresh set of attractive foreign performers on hand to help inspire the loads of the viewer to launch a few loads themselves. Here's a quick look at the scenes, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Jessica Sanchez, a sultry Latina with an appealing face and firm body, started out the show wearing a fishnet body stocking and telling the camera (in her sexy accent) how she liked sperm in her pussy. While I wished the tease lasted longer, she was then kicked back on a blue couch with Richard Langin and Joe Monti warming her up with their tongues and hands. There was some foot fetish material for fans and while I'm not into it, Joe was popping some major wood as he fucked her foot/shoe. The guys then took turns screwing her mouth and pussy, spitting on her to lube her up more and slamming their cocks deep inside her throat too. She made a lot of loud moaning noises but sadly did not say much vocally as they hammered away at her lovely figure, but it should be noted that her biggest limitation was taking so long to warm up and provide an active ride (and even then, it wasn't as active as it should have been). As far as the advertised creampies were concerned, I admit that they appeared to be real (the camera didn't cut away at any point as some lamer companies seem willing to do these days) even if the consistency of what she pushed out onto the floor looked slightly off as she licked it up.

Scene Two: Kristi Love, the busty brunette on the front DVD cover, was up next as she was caught in her fishnet body stocking already titty fucking Robert Rosenberg in a plain room on a bed. She sucked him off and then he was plowing her, all within moments of the scene starting. He used multiple fingers on her ass as he pounded away and the next position, reverse cowgirl, was notable only for her bouncing breasts that looked good when he was doing most of the work fucking. Like Jessica, I thought she was a hotty with substantial potential but so much of it went untapped that it bugged me, even as she did some heated PTM and vocals about wanting him in her ass. The anal was more of the same with her accepting his offering passively rather than aggressively riding him as I prefer, resulting in an anal creampie after some moderately solid footage that was cut short (it was vaginal as he went back and forth). The anal creampie looked to be legitimate but she worked his bone like a Vivid contract performer (and I'm not speaking of Lanny Barby either).

Scene Three: Michelle Wild and Klea Dark, a couple of lean brunettes that many of you will find load worthy simply by their all natural bodies and good looks, were up next as dressed in white & pink checkered two piece outfits in the generic small room with Joe Monti. The ladies felt one another up and he lowered their panties to gain greater access to them from behind, fingering and licking them much like most of us would probably do if given the chance. Like the other scenes, this foreplay was over with in mere moments before the gals double teamed his cock orally, alternating between sucking him and licking him as the scene permitted. This led to him boning them vaginally one after the other in a few positions, with the gals sucking him clean (PTOGM) as he switched out from one to the other, leading to some limited anal and ATM before the ending vaginal creampie that was pushed onto a plate for easy access to licking up by the gals. This was the third scene where the ladies were attractive enough but simply help back from providing anything approaching heat, energy, and chemistry to the scene.

Scene Four: Missel, a cutie with brown hair pulled way back and a nice bit of black striped lingerie, began the following scene by jilling herself on a green couch beside Richard Langin as he jerked off. She appeared to have powerful legs and the kind of all natural body that many fans like so the lack of any extended tease footage was disappointing. She playfully attacked his cock orally though and that was a pleasant change for the movie, even if she concentrated her efforts on the tip as she jerked him off. In Richard's defense, he did go down on her but the mechanical fucking style when he tore into her pussy and the mosquito noise in the background were distracting, to say the least. The good news was that once she sat on top of his rod, she picked up the pace and started meeting his thrusts, greatly enhancing the scene from the previous trio that showed the admittedly attractive ladies as lazy fucks. The rest of the positions showed her to be more into the action as well, with the vaginal creampie looking more realistic then the others too. In a sense, this scene elevated the heat enough to "save" the weaknesses of the other scenes, leaving it up to the last scene to make or break the movie for me.

Scene Five: Cindy, a very sexy gal with light hair that was featured on the back of the DVD cover, was up last as she wore an outfit that truly enhanced her lean, all natural figure as she maneuvered over to the bed to suck off well endowed Joachim Kessef. To be frank about it, I had been expecting to see more of the guy as he's the premium meat puppet of the show and I'm glad he finally got into the action of the movie, though a few more scenes with him might've been appropriate too. Cindy was as attractive as the other ladies of the movie and she showed no hesitation at doing interracial but she shared some of the weaknesses of the earlier gals in that she let him do all the work. If I wanted to watch a passive lay, I'd pull out my home movies with the oral, vaginal, and anal aspects of the show proving this lovely lady to be far too passive. The anal creampie looked real and she did shit it out onto the floor for him to touch and feed to her (heck, he even went back for sloppy seconds for a facial) but aside from being expected, it didn't do much for me.

Summary: Sperm Drippers was probably the weakest release by Combat Zone that I've come across in terms of raw sexuality and hot action. The ladies all looked the part but unless you're content with seeing attractive women going through the motions, there were so many flaws as to kill the heat for me over and over again. The technical side of things was handled fairly well (with noted exceptions of course) but ultimately, the driving force behind any rating has to be the fun factor, fuck for the buck, and strokability of the scenes and with the exception of one scene (and small bits of the others), I couldn't get into this one much at all. I also noted that the best listed extra of the DVD was MIA and that made Sperm Drippers a title I felt obligated to rate as a Skip It. Combat Zone has made some good titles in their short existence but this one truly fell flat and would've benefited from some oversight by more experienced people, leaving me hoping that Joachim's next release (Domination Zone?) will prove this one to be a fluke.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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