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Ass Masterpiece Vol. 2

Studio: Naughty America » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/16/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Ass Masterpiece 2

Naughty America/Pure Play Media

Genre: Vignette

Director: Brett Brando

Cast: Mia Bangg, Talon, Gianna Lynn, Cheyne Collins, Naomi, Sara Jay, Lisa Sparxxx, Marco Banderas/Duato

Length: 114 minutes

Date of Production: 5/7/2006

Extras: There were no extras.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ass Masterpiece 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Brett Brando for distribution by Naughty America. The lighting was decent this time, limiting the amount of grain and other visual noise the movie provided compared to an earlier release by the company. There were very few compression artifacts and the visual aspects of the movie were pretty good here. The composition of the angles and shots favored the ladies reasonably well and that elevated the quality of the visual presentation more than a little bit from what I've seen in the past. On a sour note, one scene had some moderately extensive artifacting and even mosquito noise, primarily scene three with Naomi, though not as bad as a few titles I recall back in the early days of porn. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital according to me receiver but I heard no separation between the channels and if the vocals were recorded in anything but monaural, I'd be very surprised. There was no music on hand to interfere with the vocals though so there was that benefit.

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Body of Review: Brett Brando is not exactly referred to by those in the porn industry as their reigning champion or hero but he does manage to make some decent porn from time to time. His most recent movie in this regard was Ass Masterpiece 2 where the emphasis on shapely ass (though not always anal action) was undeniably sweet in most cases as the talented cast gave even this jaded reviewer something to sit up and take notice of. Instead of dispensing lots of goofy anecdotes, here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and none of the men were credited (I knew most of them by sight though):

Scene One: Mia Bangg, the gal with light hair and a "banging ass" (as she put it) on the front DVD cover, was up first as she teased the camera in her skimpy bra and panties by the pool before walking into the house and masturbating by jamming her finger in her ass. The tease wasn't bad and I have to admit that while her face wasn't anything substantially better than "girl next door" quality to me, that fleshy backside of hers was worth more than a load or two. Talon was her partner here and he spent some time rimming her as she shook her ass before him, with her going down on him as she knelt on top of the kitchen counter with her ass in the air. He let her do all the work and she hopped down to give him better leverage to tap that sweet little pussy of hers as she bent over and gave some dirty talk. The PTM led to him plugging her ass but she was not very active as he tapped his cock deep inside her ass, at least until she sat on it later. When she did this, she took it slow but still managed to elevate the scene beyond what it had started off with and she didn't waste a single drop of his facial by swallowing what she found (until the camera cut out).

Scene Two: Gianna Lynn, a petite little brunette with a nice small ass, was up next wearing a fishnet top and a camo headband as a skirt as she walked around outside and talked to the camera (asking if the viewer liked what he saw). While not generally my type, she was cute enough and went into the house to demand a cock in her mouth; something that Cheyne Collins was more than willing to supply as he kicked back on the couch. She was orally aggressive as she worked his meat pole into her mouth, eventually sitting on his face before they bumped uglies. As good as her blowjob was, she was an even better vaginal cock rider, actively impaling herself on top of him in almost every position (even aggressively pumping back in the doggy position). He ended the action by nutting on her face but beware that they did not do anal as the advertising led me to believe. Still, it was a fine scene for what it had to offer.

Scene Three: Naomi, the bubble butt babe that has been making people do double takes upon seeing her curvy behind all year now, was up next on a bed with a black bra on. Her ass tease was top notch as she shook her money maker like none of the others were capable of doing. I know some of her performances haven't been as good as her reputation but no one can say she isn't equipped with a sweet ass worth stroking off too, regardless of how effectively she works it sexually. She was paired up with some nameless loser on the bed, notable more for how small he looked (she appeared to be bigger than him too) and how passive he was while she did all the work than anything else. He oral was fair but nothing special and he played with her ass before she rode him actively in her pussy and ass. I have to admit that his size probably helped her (small cocks are easier to work with they tell me when trying to charge me by the inch-I can't afford it!) with her shaking her cheeks all over the place as she bounced on his cock. It ended when he popped a small load onto her face, marking a good scene for her porn resume.

Scene Four: Sara Jay, an older gal with a womanly figure that I'd love to play with myself, was up next on the day bed as she shook the junk in her trunk while wearing a neon blue and green outfit that looked good on her. She may not be the youngest or best looking of the ladies in the movie but she seemed capable of projecting a vibe that showed she was worth every penny they paid her and more. Her thick legs and fleshy ass were no obstacle to the flexible manner in which she gyrated and squeezed; something I had forgotten she was capable of since it's been awhile that I've seen her so playful and frisky. She was stuck with a third string moper too and while she treated him like royalty, I wondered aloud how much more she could've done with a larger, more sexually talented guy. Her oral was solid and she managed to ride the guy nearly to death as he tried to keep up with her while she bounced vaginally to the point he nearly lost it a few times. It ended with a nice titty fuck but I admit to liking her act a lot here and would've let her sit on my face too.

Scene Five: Lisa Sparxxx, another gal built for comfort over speed, was up last as she teased in her striped lingerie in the bathroom. She was vocal during the tease, suggesting the viewer stick his big cock in her ass, something I thought scene partner Marco Banderas/Duato was truly up for given the way he was waiting for her on the bed in the room next to him. She skipped the initial oral and vaginal in favor of plopping down on his cock in her ass, doing some ATM afterwards to show she was as clean as could be. All three holes got some action on her but suffice it to say that her anal cavity showed the best work by the couple as she actively rode his cock. It was a simple, even basic, scene but she was on top of her game and while a couple of the others were better, the scene was strokable and had some nice replay value for me. If you like petite, boyish figures, the DVD will not work for you but men who like women will like it from start to finish.

Summary: Ass Masterpiece 2 was the best release by Naughty America that I've seen in months for the way director Brett Brando managed to capture a sense of heat, chemistry, and even playfulness from his cast of charming hotties. I only picked it up to see how well Naomi fared at his hands but soon found out that several of the others were equally gifted in terms of providing a solid show of a stroke worthy nature. The level of fuck for the buck could've been higher, the extras could've been better (there weren't any), and some of the technical matters could have been more polished but I still thought Ass Masterpiece 2 was worthy of praise and a rating of Recommended. I hope my missing copy of the first volume in the series comes in soon given the quality of the action here but with some minor polishing up, I could've rated this one even higher. I almost hate to admit this but good job Brett!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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