Extras: Thanks to the length of the movie itself, the photogallery, cumshot recap, and true double sided DVD cover extras weren't as vital to increasing the value of the package.
Audio/Video Quality: Ass For Days was shot in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as handled by director Ricky D. for Diabolic Digital. The lighting was fairly flat and the flesh tones seemed accurate, so the grain and other visual elements were generally about what I expected out of the movie but the frame rate or something made it look almost like a web broadcast to me. The composition of the camera angles focused largely on the ladies (good call) and enhanced their looks in most cases, though better editing might have added the polish to make it even better (those who think porn is strictly about pointing a camera and shooting a scene straight through are wrong in their assumption). The audio was presented in the same 2.0 Dolby Digital as Diabolic Digital seems content with, offering no true separation or significant dynamic range but thankfully offering the choice to turn off the lame music track too. I wish other companies would make that a standard choice but the vocals were decidedly on the low side most of the time and not used to full effect. It was a decent package though and I'm glad to see that the director provided a better effort this time on the technical values but the DVD mastering really needed to address the grain and near VCD quality of the picture.
Body of Review: Ricky D. has reportedly been around the porn industry for awhile and now that a company such as Diabolic is giving him the chance to direct, the results have proven that he may become someone worth seeking out. His latest flick is Ass For Days, a set of anal scenes with some of the most talented ladies in porn that employs a lot of tease before the hardcore nasty acts begin. I'll admit that some of the technical matters on his last movie, Incumming 10, lowered the heat for me but the casting alone was sharp enough to merit a nod and the manner in which the fledgling director stayed out of their way to let them put on some very skillful scenes made it one I kept for my collection. In any case, his new movie drew from some of the best anal queens in the business, with no clear highlight but lots of fantastic stroke material and replay value. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used if you still want to know more about it:
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Scene One: Sandra Romain, a brunette anal queen that provides some of the most consistently heated scenes in hardcore porn these days, was up first as she sucked on a large glass anal plug while wearing a black & pink outfit that was garish but made her look extra slutty. She walked through the house and stopped in the kitchen to use the toy on her ass, moving to the living room to "show more" while bent over the hideous purple couch. Just as she started getting into it, an alternative form of toy walked into the room in the form of Brian Surewood and Sascha. She took to slobbing their knobs with tremendous energy and enthusiasm, going back and forth before they dragged her into the hallway by her hair and started tapping her pussy, ass, and mouth when they arrived in the next room. She was vocal, did some heated DP work, and engaged in some rougher stuff as though she were dripping wet to do so. She did PTM, ATM, and went back to aggressively riding cock like few others can do before they ultimately rubbed out loads into her mouth. The amount of screwing in all three holes was something that would leave most gals red, sore, and walking like they wouldn't be moving for a week though some of you might be disappointed that she didn't swallow.
Scene Two: Naomi, the gal with the awesome bubble butt on the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased the camera in her skimpy one piece dress with an emphasis on her booty. I know some of you think she's a two bagger gal but her DSLs added to her appeal as well when she started sucking on a red dildo on the beige couch. Her oral on it didn't last long as she used it to stretch her ass. After that, Tony T. and Sascha used some black anal beads to stretch her some more, then offered up their cocks for her to suck. Naomi has been a good cocksucker of late (far better than when she entered the business) and she showed yet again that she had some superior oral talents as she worked them with her mouth so well. This led the men to screwing her pussy and ass with some oral in a variety of positions, her emphasis on giving the best head a common thread of the movie. Her best moves during the screwing though were clearly when only one cock was penetrating her; especially her pussy, but the decision to show mostly DP weakened the otherwise fine scene. I did like her vocals and she could be very active at riding cock, it's just that she wasn't living up to her potential as fully as she has in the past. The taste testing was frequent and it ended with the usual facial in what I'd admit was a solid scene, even with the issues mentioned above.
Scene Three: Trina Michaels, a curvy cutie with light hair and girl next door looks, was up next as she showcased her wonderful ass on a chair and told the camera that she just got back from vacation and needed an ass fucking. The position of the chair by the glass on the door overpowered the lighting a little but you could see the tiny hairs and goosebumps on her fleshy behind very nicely too. The tease enhanced the scene for me more than a little and Tony T. took over once she sashayed over to the couch and bent over. He used some small purple anal beads (the kind on the wand) to ready her (with some ATM too) and then started tapping her tight little cookie. He little moans were great as she took him in but she also got very vocal too and started shoving the beads in and out of her ass while he screwed her to enhance the sensation for her. She orally worked him over after that, gagging on his rod and jerking him off as if in a contest with him over who would be in charge. He tapped that fleshy ass next but she was passive about riding him until the scene was nearly finished (picking up her end of the work only when in the cowgirl position; even then acting too passive). He popped his load into her mouth and the scene ended, marking it as a rare filler scene for her; perhaps due to a lack of chemistry, even though she swallowed to make up for it a bit.
Scene Four: Flower Tucci, easily one of the top three anal queens in the USA, was up next as she teased the camera with her fleshy posterior outside while wearing a skimpy thong, fishnet stockings, and a matching bra. While she needed some time in the gym to tone up (don't we all?), I don't know too many men that would turn her down if given the chance to do just about anything with her after the teasing she provided (emphasis on the booty drop) but the addition of the baby oil applied to her ass by Brian Surewood made it even better. He rubbed a clear dildo (it looked like a cheaper acrylic one instead of glass) on her and penetrated her ass after she did likewise with her finger, leading her into the house for a sweet blowjob after that. She demanded he stick his cock in her ass and he complied as she ordered him about, pounding her perfect pucker like there was no tomorrow on the icky green ottoman. She was a very active rider when the position permitted, maintaining the level of quality all of her fans, myself included, appreciate. She took him in all three holes and orally cleaned him off, eventually taking the facial and swallowing after playing with his load. I was pleasantly surprised that her pissing act was not engaged in and it was another great scene for ass lovers.
Scene Five: Harmony, a curvy gal with a stripper's body, was up next as the washed out picture captured her outside by the children's play set. Her rump was made to pump and the dynamic of her masturbating on what came across like a public playground was pretty heated (although I know it was just the backyard of a private residence by the pool). Her gold corset was back on when she went into the house's living room, where Tony T. and Brian Surewood were waiting for her to throat fuck. The gagging noises were a bit over the top but she seemed to be in her element as she impaled her mouth with the two men, going back and forth and engaging in other tricks before they started taking turns fucking her ass and pussy. Her vocals were decent and she occasionally rode them actively but it was an inconsistent ride this time (with a lot to like when she was trying to work cock with her usual enthusiasm). The DP footage did little for me but she did come across as a "cock hungry whore" most of the time so the scene leaned towards the better elements rather than the weaknesses. It ended as expected with the facials, her make up all smeared, and no swallowing; marking it as pretty good.
Scene Six: Katja Kassin, one of my personal favorite anal queens in porn for a very long time, was up next as she took a bath with her ass in the air. Her powerful legs, shapely curves, and firm ass cheeks looked as great as ever as she teased with them. The drying off portion of the scene made me wish I was there with her and I noted that her current brunette hair color was a change of pace that some fans might enjoy. She put on some shoes, a bra, and a thong before walking into the living room on the sickly green couch to hook up with Tony T. and Brian Surewood; both of whom had full erections bent on tapping into her. Brian took a hummer while Tony tapped the ass, switching places several times as they continuously worked her over from hole to hole. The spanking, slapping, and rougher elements were downplayed here and she often had her mouth too full to comment (at least until the DP action started). When in cowgirl, she was actively impaling her ass but this was a rare time for her to be placed in situations where she wasn't as able to actively participate much, lowering the heat for me a bit. She took their loads into her mouth at the end, gargled them, and then swallowed easily; finishing up on a high note.
Summary: Ass For Days by director Ricky D. for Diabolic was proof enough that his last movie was no fluke (or beginner's luck as some seem ready to claim). The casting worked in most scenes and while more polishing up of the DVD mastering might have improved it a little, I have to admit that he provided some solid fuck for the buck, stroke value, and the kind of replay value that many of his peers are still hopelessly searching to provide. Over three hours with lots of attention to the fun factor and tease sure made Ass For Days a title that I can safely Recommended. I would've liked it better if Tiffany Rayne had been in it (reports were that she had to cancel a scheduled scene for the movie) but there was a plethora of pussy and some bodacious butt babes to make up for it.
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