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MILF Lessons Vol. 7


Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 8/24/06



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Gonzo; mature women

Running time: 131 mins. + extras

Cast: Carrie Ann, Dana, Katerina, Neesa, Savannah; men not credited

Directors: Preston, D. Sanchez, JT, Cezar

The Bang Bros. series continues with this decent, if uninspired, entry. The DVD consists of five stand-alone segments each featuring one woman and one guy. As is often the case, the age requirement for MILFdom seems a variable thing; apparently any woman above her teen years is eligible.

For those tired of the usual San Fernando Valley milieu, the video segments here were shot in Miami, with nice views of the city skyline visible from the wide windows of the upper-story apartment where the action unfolds.

Each gal's segment goes from a pre-sex chat with the unseen director to stripping down, performing oral on an anonymous (and just possibly younger) guy, then humping. There's hardly any kissing, and only one woman receives a substantial labial licking. All the guys have average size units and each girl ends her scene with a happily received facial or mouthful.

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Scene 1: Carrie Ann (or Carri, as the main menu has it) is a dark beauty with Chrissie Hynde hair and mysterious eyes. "What are you, like, 47?" asks the director. "I'm old," she says slyly, though 37 is probably more like it. She professes her horniness and talks a dirty game pre-action, but remains a little detached as she goes through the motions.

Scene 2: Dana is the prettiest, perkiest and most animated of the bunch. She's a 5-foot-8 brunette with a large butt -- a "giant," she calls herself. She's also is the only girl here to receive a good pussy and asshole lapping, which she seems to enjoy greatly.

Scene 3: Katrina (also spelled Katerina) is a 30ish brunette with a tight but not skinny body and some hefty, tattooed upper arms. She does the most "acting" during her interview and gives the wettest, longest and most intense hummer on the DVD. Curiously, she announces at the start that she thinks she only wants it in her ass today, and by golly, that's what she gets (although the obliging dick is seriously rubbered up).

Scene 4: DVD box cover girl Neesa, a pale, redheaded cutie seemingly in her late 20s or 30s, has a bit of an attitude -- but in a good way. Her large, veiny boobs are impressive, as is her happy hoovering.

Scene 5: Tall blonde Savannah shows up with someone she says is her boyfriend; a husband is back home, apparently. She seems the youngest of the group and is definitely demure in her oral delivery. But she does enjoy a basic missionary condom copulation.

THE DVD

The digital, full-sceen image is bright and clear throughout, while the sound is typically up and down, with groans and cries loud but dialogue sometimes hard to hear.

The main menu highlights the five girls and the extras; each girl's menu consists of three chapters roughly corresponding to 1) interview, 2) blowjob and 3) fucking.

The extras include fast-montage trailers of eight new or recent Bang Bros. titles, including "Bang Bus 11," "Ass Parade 7," "Mr. Camel Toe 4" and "Tug Jobs 8." (Nothing like keeping them franchises going.) There's also a collection of stills of the five "MILF" stars and a few outtakes that prove to be hardly worth the trouble, though one titled "Wrong Hole" provides a little smile.

FINAL THOUGHTS

It's not clear what anyone is being taught in "MILF Lessons 7," since everyone seems to know exactly what they're here to do. The nearly faceless anonymity of the guys and the ladies' emotional detachment from them is a mood killer. The women are attractive and energetic enough, but haven't been given much motivation to get really wild. (Carrie Ann in particular seems mostly interested in playing to and staring at the camera or the director rather than really letting go.) All in all, worth a look but not much more.



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