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Diary of a MILF


Studio: Naughty America » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 8/28/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

GENRE: "MILF" Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Brett Brando
LENGTH: 2:04
CAST: Davia Ardell, Lezley Zen, Lauren Lee, Mika Tan, Mason Storm, Emma Starr, Randy Spears, Talon, Tony and Billy Glide
PRODUCTION: March 20, 2006


the Audio & Video

Video was shot in a full frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was moderately sharp and shot on video | Audio was clear, but not that impressive. It was presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo

the Special Features

Website Info. That's it.


the Fucking

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Davia follows Dr. Glide's advice about doing what makes her happy by getting him to dive between her legs to lick her ass and pussy. She sucks his dick before stripping off her clothes and taking a reverse cowgirl ride. After turning around to ride cowgirl, she bends over for doggystyle and bow & arrow, until he drops a shot on her face and gives her a pearl necklace.

Initially, I didn't find Davia and her processed chest that appealing. Once she bent over and was geting pounded from behind, the rhythmic motion of her chest hypnotized me and I found myself enjoying the remainder of the scene.

[ Davia Ardell & Billy Glide | Oral (M/F), Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Bow & Arrow, Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

Lezley and her hubby decide to spice up their marriage by involving their best friend Mark in a threesome. Once Mark agrees, Lezley gets to work by sucking his dick while her Joey watches and masturbates. After sitting on Mark's face, she bends over to let him fuck her from behind as she sucks on Joey's dick. Lez takes a reverse cowgirl ride on Joey, while sucking Mark's dick, followed by cowgirl with Mark. He then fucks her from behind, before taking another reverse cowgirl ride on Joey, until the fellas treat her to a double facial to end the scene.

This was a pretty good scene with some fairly good acting that actually had me believing that Lezley and Joey were married and Mark was their best friend.

[ Lezley Zen, Joey & Mark | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Lauren and Mika decide to celebrate Lauren's divorce with some wine and more, once Talon joins the festivities. It takes a while to convince him, but Talon eventually agrees to let Lauren join them as they get busy. Once his pants come off, the ladies take turns sucking his dick until he throws Lauren over the arm of the couch and spreads her legs for missionary while Mika sits on her face. After some lengthy fucking, Mika bends over to get fucked from behind as she buries her face in Lauren's pussy. There's some PTM before Lauren takes Talon for a reverse cowgirl ride, and then Mike hops on for a very sexy cowgirl ride, followed by cowgirl and bow and arrow for Lauren. The scene ends with Talon dropping a shot a shot on Lauren's face.

While this was a very sexy scene and Mika looked great getting fucked, Lauren seemed pretty stiff for most of the scene. In fact, it almost seemed as if Lauren would've preferred to have been alone with Mika.

[ Lauren Lee, Mika Tan & Talon | Oral (F/M), Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Missionary, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Bow & Arrow | Condoms: No | ]

Mason calls her husband over and after telling him it's been her fantasy to dominate him, she starts sucking his dick. For some reason, the leather outfit comes off and she begins stroking his dick with her feet. He licks her pussy before spooning her and letting her ride cowgirl, both regular and reverse, as Randy spanks her with her recently acquired S&M paraphernalia. He ends the scene by dropping a shot square in her mouth.

Now, I can't figure out why Mason removes her S&M gear with a quickness if ti's a fantasy of hers to dominate her hubby. However, as sexy as Mason is, it really doesn't matter what she's wearing.

[ Mason Storm & Randy Spears | Oral (M/F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: No | ]

Emma decides to make her hubby pay for leaving her alone by inviting Carlos, the gardener inside to offer him a cold, frosty beverage. Tony tells her that his back is sore and he takes her up on her offer to massage it. It's not long before she attempts to massage more than his back. Tony agrees, and after sucking on her pierced nipples, he lets her suck his dick. Next, he bends her over and fucks her from behind, followed by bow & arrow and more doggystyle. After some reverse cowgirl, there's some cowgirl and missionary, until he drops a shot on her face to end the scene.

Out of all the ladies, Emma looked the most like a MILF. In addition, I wasn't really feeling the action during this scene.

[ Emma Starr & Tony | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Missionary, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Bow & Arrow | Condoms: No | ]

the Final Word

I guess i'm harder on the porn industry than I should be. I always take them to task when they do something like fill a flick called "Hot Lesbian Latinas" with chicks that aren't Latina, or "Hot Lesbian Teens" with chicks that are a year away from collecting their pension. I guess i'm looking for some kind of truth and want to feel that when I pick up a flick called "Big Round Latin Culos" that's what I get - Latin chicks with big asses. The definition of MILF is Mother I'd Love/Like to Fuck, yet in the porn industry it seems to mean any woman older than 25 - with or without kids, it really doesn't matter. I suppose it's just another way to allow a company to throw a random group of chicks under one banner without having to come up with a "witty" title. But like I said, i'm probably being harder than I should be. Anyways, four out of the five scenes here were pretty hot, so i'll let this one slide by with a Recommended. Oh, and would it be too hard for Naughty America to throw us a bone as far as bonus features are concerned?


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