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Assparade 7

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 8/28/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

GENRE: Gonzo
DIRECTOR: D. Sanchez
LENGTH: 2:24
CAST: Mia, Ariel, Olivia, Pursoajoin, Destiny, Sofia, Nakita, Carmen, Summer, Tia, Silky, JMac, Jordan and Preston.
PRODUCTION: February 8 & 13, March 17 & 23 and April 12, 2006

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video | Audio was clear and presented in LPCM 2.0

the Special Features

Trailers for "MILF Lessons 6", "Mr. Camel Toe 4", "Ball Honeys 3", "Tug Jobs 8", "Big Mouthfuls 9", "Bang Bus 11", "Boobsquad 10" and "Monsters Of Cock 8" | 5m 20s of Outtakes - "Carmen", "Alternate Intro", "Destiny Runs Into Cam" and "Jackin' Off To Fishes" | Stills | Web

the Fucking

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These three sexy ladies begin the scene by admiring and playing with each other's asses until the fellas join the festivities. Mia sucks on JMac, while Olivia is sucking on Jordan. As Ariel takes a turn stuffing some dick in her mouth, Olivia spreads her legs for missionary on the bed with Jordan. JMac joins her on the bed for cowgirl, both regular and reverse, while Jordan stuffs his dick in Mia from behind. Next, Olivia and Mia take a brief anal cowgirl ride, before they both get done from the back on some nearby stools. JMac slides his dick in Mia's ass for more sexy anal doggystyle, while Jordan finally penetrates Ariel. JMac spreads a VERY limber Mia's legs apart for the widest (and hottest) anal bow and arrow I have ever seen. Of course, it doesn't hurt that Mia's a cutie and her ass is tremendous. Unfortunately, Senor Sanchez chooses to head back over to Olivia who, after a quick lubing, continues getting pounded by Jordan. I have to say, she's really sexy and can handle a dick, but she talks way too much. The action cuts over to Ariel who's getting fucked missionary style by Jordan having her mouth stuffed by JMac. The other ladies walk over and start licking her tits, before Olivia is treated to some brief missionary. After JMac drops a shot in her mouth and Ariel takes a shot in hers, the two ladies walk over to spit it onto a Mia's ass.

Yes, it might be a lot to take in and you really need to concentrate on who's pounding whom, but all three ladies have killer asses and the fact that they don't seem to mind it in the ass, makes it all that more appealing. But the sexiest part of the scene would have to be when JMac spreads Mia apart for the anal bow and arrow.

[ Mia Bangg, Olivia Winters, Ariel Alexus, JMac & Jordan | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Missionary, Bow & Arrow | Condoms: No. | ]

After picking up Persuajon and Destiny and bringing them back to her crib, Sophia spends some time playing with their asses until Preston and Jordan join the "party". Preston gets double-teamed, as Sophia gives him a lapdance while Destiny backs her ass up on his face. Persuajon takes Jordan's face for a ride and sucks his dick during a lengthy 69. When the girls have had enough dick in their mouths, Destiny takes Preston for a ride and Persuajon bends over to get hit doggystyle by Jordan (apparently he's hitting the right spots, as evidenced by how creamy her pussy gets). There's a quick fade and Persuajon is shown saddling up for reverse cowgirl, while Sanchez shows us Sophia's ass jiggling as she gets fucked from behind. The ladies form an assembly line of ass, as the fellas take turns fucking each one before the scene ends with the ladies sharing a double facial.

While not nearly as hot as the first scene, there was still a lot of action to generate MUCH heat.

[ Persuajon, Destiny, Sophia Castello, Preston & Jordan | Oral (M/F), 69, Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Doggystyle | Condoms: Yes | ]

After spending close to fifteen painful minutes TALKING on a balcony, the ladies finally head inside, where Summer promptly buries her face in Carmen's ass. Preston encourages some 69 action between the two ladies, until they finally decide to start playing with him. After finishing sucking his dick, they bend over for doggystyle as Carmen buries her face in Summer's pussy. The girls spend time kissing while Preston drops a load as they kiss.

To be quite honest, I wasn't expecting much from this scene. Sure there are white chicks like Flower Tucci and Gianna who have thick asses worthy of being on display in the Assparade series, but I didn't expect it from Carmen or Summer. However, they sure proved me wrong and made me wish the fucking lasted longer than it did. Perhaps if they hadn't spent so much time fucking TALKING on the balcony...

[ Carmen, Summer & Preston | Oral (F), 69, Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle | Condoms: No | ]

JMac gets the action started by spending some time worshipping Nakita's ass, before dropping his pants to let her suck his dick. Doggystyle is first, along with some sexy ass-slappin' cowgirl. After the lengthy cowgirl, JMac spoons her before she takes a terribly brief reverse cowgirl ride, followed by more doggystyle. The scene ends with JMac dropping a shot on her face to end the scene.

I thought this Ecuadorian/Italian/Portugeuse mami was very cute. In fact, her face kinda sorta reminded me of my girl Marquetta. I'm also glad that the boys at Bang Bros left this scene unedited, since it gave me more time to admire Nakita's thickness.

[ La Femme Nakita & JMac | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: Yes | ]

Although she was rudefully awoken by Tia and Sanchez, Silky doesn't seem to mind since it doesn't take long for Tia to bury her face between Silky's cheeks and lick her pussy. When Tia's done, both ladies show off their pink pussies, and Silky repays Tia's kindness by giving her pussy a licking. The girls spend some time showing off their asses before heading inside, where Tia gets her pussy licked while sucking JMac's dick. He bends Tia over for doggystyle, while she buries her face in Silky's ass and pussy. Tia decides to ride next, as Silky grabs an anal probe and slides in in Tia's ass. After a quick cut, we see that the probe's been replaced with JMac's dick and Silky is using a dildo on Tia's pussy. There's also some anal missionary while JMac gives Tia's clit a working over, before ripping off the rubber and dropping his load square on her face to end the scene.

Tia, the girl on the left wearing the cap, does all of the fucking in this scene. I didn't mind, because I found her to be the sexier of the two. As far as the action is concerned, it was hot, but compared to all that's come before it, it pales in comparison.

[ Tia Sweets, Silky Thumper & JMac | Oral (F), Vaginal, Anal, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Double Penetration | Condoms: Yes | ]

the Final Word

Once again, the Bang Bros satisfied this big booty fan. In fact, there are a couple of girls i've now added to my list of "must see booty" - Mia Bangg and La Femme Nakita. Who would've figured that seven volumes into this series that the fellas would continue to bring the heat? Bring on number eight! Highly Recommended.

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