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Ball Honeys 3

Studio: Bang Bros » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 8/28/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

GENRE: Ethnic Gonzo
DIRECTOR: Cezar, D. Sanchez
LENGTH: 2:24
CAST: Chayanne Jacobs, Anna Belle, Alex, Lana Laine, Lucky, Preston, Madeline Marks, Giselle Royal, Noah Stoppin, Nyomi Zen, Kaiya, Donny, Vicky, Mahlia and Alex
PRODUCTION: September 12, 16, 19, October 22 and November 1, 2005

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in the full-frame 1.33:1 ratio and the picture was pretty sharp and consistent with features shot on video
| Audio was clear and presented in LPCM 2.0

the Special Features

Trailers for "Mr. Camel Toe 4", "Boobsquad 10", "Monsters Of Cock 7", "Big Mouthfuls 9", "Tug Jobs 7", "MILF Lessons 6", "Bang Bus 11" and "Ass Parade 6" | Stills | Outtakes [1m 42s] | Go To BallHoneys.com

the Fucking

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Once Cezar arranges to get the ladies some cheddar, he has them strip down and shake their moneymakers. They spend some time playing with their pussies, until Alex walks over and they begin devouring his dick. Cheyanne hops on first for some brief, but sexy, cowgirl, followed by missionary for Anna. Cheyanne drops down to the floor and spreads her legs so Alex can fuck her missionary on a purple rug before moving to the couch. He keeps fucking her missionary, before dropping a shot on both their faces to end the scene.

While both ladies had sexy bodies, I thought Anna was much sexier. It's just a shame that Cheyanne did the bulk of the fucking.

[ Cheyanne Jacobs, Anna Belle & Alex | Oral (F), Vaginal, Facial | Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yes | ]

As with the other scene, Cezar starts it off by telling the ladies to show off their bodies before they start playing with themselves (and each other). Twelve minutes into the scene, Preston walks over and Lana gets to work on him, doing her best to squeeze him down her tight throat. While this is happening, Lucky is still playing with Lana's pussy. Later, Preston, being the kind soul that he is, walks over and lets Lucky suck his dick as she continues fingering Lana. He slaps on some latex and Lana take a weak reverse cowgirl ride. Lucky saddles up for cowgirl, followed by missionary with Lana, until Preston strokes a shot all over both girls faces, blinding Lucky.

Lana's was pretty cute, but I really wasn't feeling Lucky. And while the sex was adequate, I really liked watching Lana give her thick lips a workout.

[ Lana Laine, Lucky & Preston | Oral (F), Fingering, Vaginal, Facial | Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Yup | ]

Cezar spends a third of this scene having these sexy Latinas show off their magnificent asses. Before Noah joins the action, Madeline treats us to some sexy solo action as she masturbates, until Noah walks over and lets the ladies suck his dick. Giselle takes a SEXY cowgirl ride that could've been sexier, had Noah done something other than just LAY THERE. Madeline saddles up for a sexy reverse cowgirl ride and, after some PTM, the ladies bend over on the couch to let Noah lube them down before taking turns fucking them doggystyle. Both girls spread their legs for missionary, until Noah strokes a shot on their faces to end the scene.

Frankly, Cezar would've been better off letting the girls entertain themselves. Noah was quite possibly the most terrible actor i've seen in my three year history of reviewing porn. Noah? You DO realize you have two hot chicks that are letting you fuck them, right? At least PRETEND that you're happy to be there. Damn.

[ Madeline Marks, Giselle Royal & Noah Stoppin | Oral (F), Masturbation, Vaginal, PTM, Facial | Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary | Condoms: Si | ]

Nyomi and Kaiya go back to Cezar's crib and strip off their Kill Bill-esque jumpsuits to show off their bodies and let Kaiya give Nyomi's pussy a licking. Kaiya also gives Nyomi's kitty a poking with a dildo, before grabbing a red one and using it on her own pussy. Donny eventually comes over and lets the girls spend some time stuffing their mouths, before slapping a rubber on and letting Nyomi take a cowgirl ride. Kaiya bends over the arm of the couch and gets fucked from behind, followed by a reverse cowgirl ride, until Donny drops a messy shot on both girls faces to end the scene.

This scene really didn't hold my attention that well. It wasn't repulsive, and I thought Nyomi was the cuter of the two, but I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again.

[ Nyomi Zen, Kaiya & Donny | Oral (F), Toy Play, Vaginal, Facial | Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Reverse Cowgirl | Condoms: Mmm Hmm | ]

Unlike all of the other scenes, Alex is the first one there and, as soon as the girls join the scene, he starts fingering them right away. No talking, no showing off their bodies. The girls take turns sucking his dick, before he puts a rubber on to fuck both girls doggystyle. After tapping both asses from behind, they both take a cowgirl ride. Next, Mahlia gets her ass clappin' as Vicky straddles Alex's face, followed by missionary for Vicky and a shot all over her chest to end the scene and the disc.

Since Sanchez concentrated on shooting Vicky from the back, I didn't mind her that much. Unfortunately, I wasn't feeling Mahlia at all. She was just too thin for my tastes.

[ Vicky, Mahlia & Alex | Fingering, Oral (F), Vaginal | Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggystyle | Condoms: Of Course | ]

the Final Word

The third volume of Ball Honeys, continues the tradition of bringing you Black, Asian and Latin ladies (get it? BALL?) who fuck and suck for our pleasure. Most of them put in a good effort, but I didn't find myself attracted to the majority of the ladies. The high point of the disc, Giselle and Madeline's scene, is hot enough to make this a "highly recommended" disc. However, sometimes I have to think with the "little" head instead of the "big" one, and when it comes right down to it, that's only one scene out of five. Sure there are positives that I could point out for the remaining four scenes, but I really shouldn't have to work to find them - like Giselle's scene, they should just be there. In the end, this disc will definitely give you a broad ethnic sampling, but i'm going to have to recommend you Rent It. OR you could save the money you were going to spend on this disc, and join the website to check out the other, hotter chicks that are a part of this series.

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