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Jane Blond DD7

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/28/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Jane Blond DD7

Adam & Eve

Genre: Comedy

Director: Daniel Dakota

Cast: Michelle Maylene, Derrick Pierce, Carmen Luvana, Nadia Styles, Seth Dickens, Lacie Heart, Steven St. Croix, Roxy Jezel, Will Powers, Tommy Gunn; Nicole Scott & Felix Vicious (bonus scene only)

Length: 116 minutes

Date of Production: 5/23/2006 (box); 5/1/2006 (initial DVD credits); 11/22/2005, 12/6/2005, 12/7/2005 (movie credits)

Extras: Most of you will enjoy the 20 minute long bonus scene from Carmen & Austyn the most. It starred Nicole Scott and Felix Vicious as described below. I actually enjoyed the 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature more since it was made from footage for the movie in hand though. There was as much blooper footage as I recall a release from Adam & Eve having, with some of the photogallery material shot during its creation too. There was a lengthy photogallery of various pictures, trailers, and spam.

Condoms: Some

Audio/Video Quality: Jane Blond DD7 was presented in a non-anamorphic widescreen color 1.85:1 ratio offering as directed by Daniel Dakota for release by Adam & Eve. I liked that it was shot without a lot of goofy slow motion or special effects, using lots of light to enhance the looks of the performers. The fleshtones were accurate and the compositional work managed to make most of them look their best, although a few rough edits could've used some polishing up. There was some minor grain but nothing significant to worry about and no video noise to disturb the scenes. In general though, the movie looked pretty good most of the time. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English. The vocals seemed to be in monaural with the music having the only separation of the audio portion of the movie (a standard for porn). It sounded okay although the music was sometimes appearing to be influenced by someone that had been drinking heavily or lost in the late 1970's. The audio was mostly fine though as the vocals could be heard and the music didn't overwhelm them.

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Body of Review: Daniel Dakota has been the director of the last two big movies starring Adam & Eve contract hotty Carmen Luvana. If you like Carmen, you'll want to keep an eye out for the guy as he appears to have been surgically attached to her in terms of getting dibs on her best releases but in fairness to his directing skills, he's getting better all the time. Their latest collaboration is Jane Blond DD7, a silly James Bond spoof where Carmen is the super spy with the skills needed to save the world from an evil genius madman played by studly Tommy Gunn. The laughs were plentiful and unlike some of the other titles on the market, the entire movie was done in an appropriately tongue in cheek fashion. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that some condoms were used by they really didn't make a big difference:

Scene One: Michelle Maylene, a lean newcomer with an exotic look, was up first as she seduced gay looking Derrick Pierce to allow Carmen a diversion needed to copy the stolen plans. Her pink lingerie looked good on her and his thuggish suit didn't hurt his appeal either from what I'm told (an assistant sitting beside me during my initial viewing of the flick). They landed on a couch and he began the real action by going down on her for a moment; with her reciprocating on his cock in her usual playful manner. It wasn't a large cock for her to work with but she skillfully tongued and sucked it to full erection as she rubbed herself to warm up even more. They screwed vaginally in several positions but she wasn't all that active in terms of riding him, preferring to let him do most of the work. It ended when he rubbed out a huge load (it must've been awhile since he last engaged in sex) all over her chest. While they didn't have a lot of chemistry together, her fans will appreciate how fine she was looking here.

Scene Two: Carmen Luvana, the hotty contract star featured on the upper left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up next in a bedroom scene with both Nadia Styles and Seth Dickens. Carmen was dressed in some tight beige shorts and a small brown crop top with Seth as her plaything, initially sitting on his face while he ate her out. Nadia was looking great in her black fetish maid outfit and the three pounced all over one another with the ladies double teaming his cock orally before taking turns riding his shaft hard. Both gals rode him equally hard; pumping their asses up and down as he penetrated their pussies. Carmen made him use a condom in her though Nadia wasn't as fussy. They then both jerked him off at the end with him losing all control as he spewed all over the place. I actually thought the trio had some chemistry together and the energy levels were high, making it the best scene of the movie to this point.

Scene Three: Lacie Heart, playing a hot scientist in super sexy white lingerie, was up next in the living room after over the top Steven St. Croix joined her for some carnal activity. Like the other scenes, he went down on her first, savoring the taste of her pussy and ass as she jerked him off and then sat on his face. She left a bit of a snail trail on the black leather couch before slobbing his knob like a champion. She's as talented an oral princess as any in the movie so this enhanced her scene more than a little bit before they screwed. She was very vocal as he did most of the penetrative work on her pussy, with him jerking off to her chest to close out the action. She was very beautiful but needed to crank up the heat a bit more to make the scene as solid as its potential was.

Scene Four: Roxy Jezel, dressed up in some black & red fetish attire that included a shiny corset and thigh high boots, seduced Will Powers on the couch in the living room for the next scene. She guided him through what turned her on the most, giving him an even better blowjob than the other gals had in their scenes. That turned into a 69 with her precious little rump inches away from his face as she impaled her throat on his cock. She was then the most athletic, energetic vaginal cock rider of the movie. It wasn't her best work to date but at least she contributed to the ride instead of just kicking back and letting him do all the work. She looked good and was very vocal in her enjoyment of the action, making it a very solid scene that shared chemistry and energy to enhance the replay and stroke value. It ended when he let her suck him off but very little semen was displayed.

Scene Five: Carmen Luvana, in her skimpy black PVC outfit that barely covered her, finished up a little cat fight with Roxy to get to work on pimp daddy Tommy Gunn. Tommy then put on a rose covered silk outfit as the two engaged in a contest of wills, and private parts, to see who would win. I liked Carmen in her previous scene but she was even better when able to concentrate on a single partner, sucking him off very hard on the beige couch. He snacked on her crack too but not much and the two began to bone with each taking a moderately active stance. He jerked off a good load to her torso and was last seen begging her for more sex.

Bonus Scene: Carmen & Austyn: Nicole Scott, licking up some milk from a saucer on the floor in the living room, played a submissive to the very fine Felix Vicious. Both gals wore skimpy outfits that enhanced their lean, lithe bodies though Felix took off Nicole's minimal lingerie in order to have better access (finger fucking her friend after spanking her). There was spitting and PTM with lots of strap on dildo action after that. Felix worked her over nicely to the droning music, taking her from behind as she bent her over the couch for better access. This continued until Nicole took a slim vibrator into her ass, with Felix allowing some minor vibrator play of her pussy after that.

Summary: Jane Blond DD7 was the latest Carmen Luvana release that fans will go crazy for. It had some rough edges and not nearly enough of the contract cutie for my taste but the humor, the cast, and the replay value managed to elevate the value of the show to me up to a level where I can suggest it as Recommended. In short, the levels of fuck for the buck, Carmen Luvana footage, and technical values all added up to making Jane Blond DD7 a weird little spy spoof for fans to enjoy this fall.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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