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Face Invaders

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 8/29/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Face Invaders

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Blowjobs

Director: Courtney Cummz

Cast: Sativa Rose, Johnny Castle, Jada Fire, Marco Duato/Banderas, Jason Cox, Eva Angelina, Marcus London, Havana Ginger, Trent Soluri, Jenna Presley, Courtney Cummz, Mark Wood, Scotty Lyons, Rita Faltoyano, Jerry, Kylee King, Saz-One, Delilah Strong, Tee Reel, Dwayne Cumminz, Taryn Thomas, James Deen, Jenaveve Jolie, Missy Monroe, Johnny Fender, Hillary Scott

Length: 134.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 3/1/2006 to 3/3/2006

Extras: The best extra for me was the 7 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. A few of the ladies were interviewed and some of the photogallery material was displayed as the gals posed but it was too short and lacked most of the ladies so your mileage may vary. There was also a cumshot loop, a photogallery, and a number of trailers to movies like Double Decker Sandwich, Who's Your Daddy?, Big Rack Attack, Drive Thru, Virgin Surgeon, Gaper Maker, and Fine Ass Babes.
Note: There was no Strip Tease extra as listed on the bottom of the back DVD cover.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Face Invaders was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as shot by Mike Quasar for director Courtney Cummz to be released by Zero Tolerance. The lighting was very good, limiting the grain and video noise, but the colors looked darker and more saturated than I've seen from the company in a long time. The picture wasn't always perfect but the composition of the shots was as solid as I remember Mike providing in the past, always enhancing the look of the ladies in their scenes substantially. There were no compression artifacts observed and the overall visual quality was pretty good, as expected. The audio registered on my receiver as 2.0 Dolby Digital but the vocals varied a fair amount in terms of loudness and the music ended after the scenes truly began. I didn't notice anything that would give your home theatres a work out but the audio properties did not detract from the experience. Fans of Spanish can listen to the secondary audio track in that language too; I found it to be an okay dub though only spot checked it.

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Body of Review: Courtney Cummz has been one of the best performers in porn over the last year or so for so many reasons that you could write a book but she wanted to grow into providing her vision even more so she enlisted the technical wizardry of Mike Quasar and together they made a little blowjob movie called Face Invaders. I know there are many such movies on the market competing for your hard earned money but aside from being one of the few times that you'd actually want the director to jump in and suck cock, the casting and situations were nearly perfectly handled in all 12 scenes. The back cover put it like this: "Don't insert coins - just your cock! It's simple: Find innocent young sluts who love dick, fuck their face fast and hard, and plaster them with warm cum! Watch hot young teens get covered in cream, soaked with sticky sperm, and showered from head-to-toe with messy man seed. Massive gobs of semen are raining from the sky, and Ms. Cummz is in charge. She'll have these semen sluts gobbling gobble up every last drop of dick drool or it's game over for them! Prepare for a face invasion!" If that sounds good to you, I suggest you run out and buy a copy but here's a quick look at the scenes by the cast (I'm 95% sure of all the men; none of which were credited) with a few highlights to clue you in, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Sativa Rose, in a form fitting red bikini top and black & white checkered shorts, was up first as she teased the camera and showed a lot of passion for Courtney before she worked over passive Johnny Castle. For sheer enthusiasm, energy, and chemistry; this scene was a top notch ball drainer from her first suck to her first handjob to her titty fuck and beyond. Yow!

Scene Two: Jada Fire, the busty black spitfire dressed in a black and orange accented corset and matching accessories, followed the formula of giving some small talk during the tease and then cranking up the heat with Marco Duato/Banderas and Jason Cox. Her cocksucking was messier and nastier than Sativa's had been but showed more of a mechanical leaning than pure passion. Still a winner by any other name, she did a splendid job of it from beginning to end.

Scene Three: Eva Angelina, the hotty on the front DVD cover, has a legion of fans for a reason; the gal is seriously fine in all the right ways. She teased with her glasses on and her skimpy swimming suit didn't last long before she peeled it off for the camera and started blowing a guy I believed to be Marcus London (also known as lucky bastard given this scene here). It was just as solid a hummer as either of the first two, showing me that she earned every bit of the cover by the way she performed the oral on his rod. Whew!

Scene Four: Havana Ginger, another busty gal favoring fishnets and a micro-mini skirt, followed the formula by giving a short interview with Courtney, teasing the camera, and then moving on to sucking off Trent Soluri inside the house. I'll be the first to admit that working with him put her at a disadvantage but she showed a lot of grace under fire by making him look almost competent in terms of woodsmanship. Her eye contact and skills enhanced the scene a lot, proving that she could've been one of the top gals with a better, bigger, partner.

Scene Five: Jenna Presley, a very cute brunette with skull print lingerie, was as cute as ever when she convinced director Courtney Cummz to join her in sucking off Mark Wood and Scotty Lyons. Courtney was clearly the more skilled and natural cocksucker of the two but she wisely let her charge have first dibs and the limelight. It was a pretty hot scene to enjoy as Courtney guided Jenna through the pitfalls of cocksucking for the usual finish.

Scene Six: Rita Faltoyano, the hotty Hungarian that always looks perfect, was up next as she showed off her mish mash outfit that did little to cover her perfect body in a scene by the pool table with Jerry. She showed a rougher nature here as she slapped his cock around before attacking him orally; sucking his balls extra hard and working him over with a renewed spirit of heat that proved she has not sat on her laurels. Her dirty talk and general demeanor were added bonuses but her energy and chemistry for the cock were as good as it gets too. Yum!

Scene Seven: Kylee King, a slightly fleshy brunette that I've only seen a few times, had a girl next door look to her that many will find appealing as she showed herself off in a fishnet flavored outfit that would look right at home in my bedroom. Sporting an all natural body, she showed Saz-One (I think that's his name) that she wanted to work with him by cheering when she saw his wood. If that wasn't evidence enough that she was into the moment, a quick look at the hummer will provide the definitive results with her proving to have picked up the skills well before porn; perhaps at a strip club or as the result of a fulfilling personal life.

Scene Eight: Delilah Strong, a very attractive gal that has proven her skill repeatedly in recent months, had some youthful blemishes that didn't harm her looks in the slightest, was gifted enough that she got a trio of pricks to work with including Tee Reel, Dwayne Cumminz, and Scotty Lyons (okay, technically, that would be 2.5 cocks). They warmed her up a little but she took over in no time to slob their knobs like the champion oral queen that she has proven to be. If this wasn't the best scene of the bunch in terms of pure quality of oral, it was for quantity (and a contender for the top spot nonetheless).

Scene Nine: Taryn Thomas, a fine looking brunette that has often shown how great she is at "tearin" into cock as she sucks it, acted a little silly during the tease but had the kind of positive attitude and playfulness that sets her apart from many of her peers in the business. She goofed around with Courtney Cummz before working James Deen extremely aggressively with her gagging noises style, convincing the director to join in for some fun as the industry's newest motivational speaker. Her hand to gland action was the best of the batch and the rest of the scene was very well done too.

Scene Ten: Jenaveve Jolie, looking much like Sativa and Eva, was another gal that appeals to the visual acuity of my eye under all circumstances. She was teasing the camera outside when she happened upon James Deen and went right to work on him on the cloudy day. It was a messy blowjob that proved to be very skillfully applied with tremendous heat. Sweet!

Scene Eleven: Missy Monroe, sporting a Marilyn Monroe look in her slutware, was another gal with a few extra pounds that enhanced her look over the anorexic gals in the industry. There was more tease than interview but she made it clear that she was on the prowl for cock and went right to work when she found naked Johnny Fender and Scotty Lyons awaiting her mouth. If you've never seen her in action orally, you're in for a huge treat for all she added to the scene, proving Courtney's comments about her.

Scene Twelve: Hillary Scott, a fine little hotty with a pretty face, firm body, and stunning set of skills, finished up the movie by living up to her reputation for quality performances by sucking off mope squad members Trent Soluri and Scotty Lyons. This was another case of a fine lady working with less appealing men but she showed lots of class as she made them feel like kings (instead of queens) for the length of the hummers. She rubbed them on her little titties, took turns getting them off, and showed why she was made the next Britney Rears (#3 streets today). Courtney Cummz joined in too and elevated the heat of the scene as much as possible, but both ladies were great! Hokey Smokes!

Summary: Face Invaders showed the world that Courtney Cummz will make a fine director, especially since she surrounded herself with great talents on both sides of the camera. None of the dozen scenes were fillers and there was a tremendous amount of fuck for the buck with a bunch of hotties sucking off a wide variety of men. I'm not usually a big fan of blowjob only movies but the consistency of the heat, energy, and enthusiasm made this one worth a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, Face Invaders should be on your short list if you enjoy great blowjobs given by attractive women that put their all into their scenes. I've watched passive women go through the motions enough to appreciate a title as solid as this one, showcasing Courtney's potential for even better movies in the future. Great job!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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