Cast: Vicky Vette, Cheyne Collins, Alec Metro, Jayna Oso, Alex Sanders, Jenner, Taryn Thomas, Richard Kline/Raymond, Jerry, Kelly 'Fuckin' Wells, Barry Scott, Justin Syder, Kaylynn, Nick Manning, Joe Friday
Length: 132 minutes
Date of Production: 6/6/2006
Extra's: I liked the masturbation/tease scenes by the ladies the best. Each got a chance to play and while they weren't as long as I would have liked, each showed their own style at pleasuring oneself. Vicky lasted the longest, giving it up for 6.5 minutes while the others were typically given about half that amount of time. I also appreciated the 18.5 minute long Behind the Scenes recorded by Mike. There was a combination of interview footage, photogallery material, and more sex; making it quite a winner in my book. There was also a photogallery, a pop shot compilation, a double sided DVD cover, and trailers to a variety of shows like Pass the Creme.
Audio/Video Quality: Double Parked 16 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by David Lord for release by DVSX. I've never seen one of his movies, except for the occasional BTS, and I'm pleased to report that the lighting was solid/balanced which led to limited grain and video noise. The composition of the shots always seemed to enhance the look of the ladies, though there were a few moments that could've used polishing up with the editing (some extraneous camera movement that appeared to look like he slipped) but overall, the visuals were well done and made the project all the more strokable for me. The audio was presented in the standard 2.0 Dolby Digital enhanced English stereo, with the vocals captured by the built in microphone on the camera and the music added in later during post production. I thought the thump-heavy music during the tease was kind of lame but that's a personal preference and it really didn't harm the appeal of the ladies (I would've turned it down had I watched the movie for fun and not to review).
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Body of Review: David Lord (AKA: David Crawdaddy" Crawford) has been a fixture in porn for a very long time. I've known David since his days at Wicked Pictures and thought he was directing for American Hardcore so I was surprised to see his name on the boxcover of Double Parked 16, a double penetration movie from DVSX. Still, knowing his eye for quality, I was pleased that the project wasn't just tossed to the warehouse guy or pizza deliveryman as some of the company's past movies appeared to have been done. Seriously though, I missed out on David's directorial debut at Evil Angel (widely reported to be a top notch hit all around) so this was my chance to see if he could handle the day to day directorial duties he and I discussed a few times over the years, including as recently as during the 2006 AEE Show. I've seen a few in the series previously, the last time being Double Parked 12, but I'm not a big fan of DP's since they typically don't give a gal much room to maneuver and few of them are truly into the action. Well, David seems to have picked a solid cast and I was more than happy to check it out given the names on the cover. Speaking of which, the back cover described the movie like this: "What do you do with the indecisive girl, who can't just choose one cock... or one hole? Give her what she wants! Our DP babes will do anything to double their pleasure. So, DVSX invites you to cum along for a ride in the carpool lane, where there are no less than 2 dicks to each Jane at all times." So here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that the men weren't identified but I felt pretty comfortable with my efforts to figure out who was who here, noting no condoms were used:
Scene One: Vicky Vette, the curvy gal on the front DVD cover, was up first as she teased to the music in her silvery outfit that hugged her curves so well. I know she's not the flavor of the month 18 year old but she was looking lean and trim, showing that experience has its place in porn as she peeled off her clothes with practiced effort that enhanced the initial warmth of the scene. After a short interview, she ended up doing Cheyne Collins and Alec Metro; a couple of guys that I've always associated with one another (I've long held they were related, been told they weren't, and then they were referred to as twins by David here in the BTS). Telling them to not be shy; she slobbed their knobs with a lot of energy and enthusiasm that is often missing in porn, giving each a handjob as she went from one to another orally. Alec's dye job was terrible and he went to sucking her feet just like he used to do before boning her pussy from behind. This led to her doing anal and then the advertised DP as she enthusiastically rode the men to the best of her ability to do so (the positions she rode them in varied in how active she could be). The hot scene ended with her taking a dual facial, coating her face nicely and marking the beginning of a very solid effort by Crawdaddy.
Scene Two: Jayna Oso, another MILF with a certain appeal to her based as much on her good looks as her extensive skills at milking a nut, was dressed in a black bikini covered with a blue mesh top to work her all natural body during the tease. The director played with her a bit rather than interview her, letting her body do all the talking as she wiggled her fine ass on the blue couch. The camera then went right to her sucking off Alex Sanders and Jenner; deepthroating them and otherwise providing a solid visual treat as the streamers flew and she gave the appearance of being totally into the moment. Alex tapped her ass after that, her continuing to blow Jenner as she pushed back on the cock hammering her tight little hole. She sucked the cock clean and then Jenner started pumping her pussy with Alex getting back into her back door for the advertised DP. They continued to pound her after swapping positions and she seemed to love every second of it, including when they unloaded on her face.
Scene Three: Taryn Thomas, the youngest member of the cast and a major hotty as well, had bedroom eyes as she teased the camera in her black bra, matching garter, and fishnet stockings. All natural bodies always have an added appeal to me and hers was no different as David interviewed her afterwards. She was looking a bit windswept but followed the formula well enough as the cocks appeared out of nowhere for her to suck. Richard Kline/Raymond and Jerry were the lucky souls this time and she was every bit as passionate as I've seen from a lady in porn, working them with her hand to gland technique as she alternated from rod to rod with her mouth. Her oral alone was sweet but she continued to act like she was on fire as she rode their cocks vaginally and anally, impaling herself on them as though itching a scratch deep inside her holes. Jerry's larger rod was made for her pussy just as Richard's thinner meat fit perfectly in her ass but she took both of them with abandon and remained vocal the entire time. DP's don't let a gal ride very hard (which is why I'm not a huge fan of them) but she never missed a beat as she sucked them clean and otherwise added in some heat to go with the chemistry. It ended as expected with her swallowing, marking yet another very well done scene for fans of the advertised DP action.
Scene Four: Kelly 'Fuckin' Wells, a lean gal with light hair known for her over the top performances, was up next in her aqua colored bikini on the bed as she continued with the formula. I've never really gotten into her look but I recognize that she is a gal with few limits that the raincoater crowd seems to adore (not without reason either). After some additional tease and the interview, she took on Barry Scott and Justin Syder; two of the more heavily tattooed men in the movie. She acted like she couldn't get enough cock during the entire scene; from the aggressive oral she performed to the bouncing on cocks in her pussy and ass to the loud vocals during the lengthy DP. The men seemed to try and keep up with her but they weren't able to do so with any consistency and on the face value of the scene alone, it was well done by all who participated. She did swallow at the end, probably attacking David for some more semen to swallow as well, adding some value to the DVD.
Scene Five: Kaylynn, a personal favorite of mine for several years now, was up last in purple bra and panties, sporting a new rack but the same perfect ass she's had for years. Her good looks were accentuated by her skillful manner with the cocks of Nick Manning and Joe Friday, with Nick limiting how frequently he spouted off his abusive vocals. Joe seems to have added more tattoos and about 35 pounds since I last saw him but at least he didn't have his hair in a ponytail like Nick did. For his part, Nick was one of the few men in the movie that went down on a gal, savoring her tasty snack like it was candy before she started riding both of them in a heated manner. Her new breasts will take some getting used to for me but she was a good ride in the scene; though it emphasized the oral and vaginal over the relatively short DP. She didn't shy away from the pop shots to her mouth and face either, even though she didn't swallow. The very heated scene ended a fine display by the ladies and showed the director hasn't lost his touch.
Summary: Double Parked 16 was the best volume in the series for me and showed that director David Lord had what it takes to make it in the competitive world of pornography. His eye for capturing heated performances, his skill with the camera, and his ability to get the most out of the ladies all helped make this one worthy of a Highly Recommended. It didn't hurt that there were some decent extras, solid technical values, and an award winning cast of hotties either but he was at the helm and let them do what they do best, unlike many of his peers that want to make art or over direct to the point where the spark is lost. In short, Double Parked 16 has everything a raincoater could want in a fuck flick; a wide range of talented ladies that'll do anything, high end technical values, and plenty of fuck for the buck with the kind of strokable replay value that sets it apart from most of what you'll find in similar themed movies.
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