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Desperate House Whores 5

Studio: Hustler Video » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 9/6/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Desperate HouseWhores 5

Hustler Video

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 98 Minutes

Director: Mark Kismet

Date Of Production: 1/31/06

Cast: Franchezca Valentina, Veronica Rayne, Sandy Simmers, Lori Lust, Cali Cums

Special Features: There really aren't any quality extras on this disc. Hustler really seems to be hit or miss with their titles, and sadly this one is a miss. Just a Slide Show, Trailers, Web Links, and a Director's Profile. A bonus scene or behind the scenes would have gone a long way towards giving this DVD more fuck for your buck.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in your standard non-anamorphic widescreen format. Hustler usually has adequate video quality and that is the case here. There were relatively few compression artifacts during the movie, and little pixilation. The color of the film was also decent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic for the most part. In some scenes, however, there were issued with bad lighting. This created unwanted shadows which hitd some fine details and gave the print a dark look. A few more artificial lights could easily have solved this. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was adequate. There was no background music during the action.

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Body of Review: "From Boring To Whoring" is the slogan for fifth installment of this new series. The premise is simple: hot housewives get coaxed into breaking out of their shells and doing all sorts of naughty things on film. A review of all five scenes follows:

Scene 1 Franchezca. Franchezca is a hot brunette who looks a little young to be considered a true MILF. After getting picked up in a busy parking lot, Franchezca gets a full makeover letting you see what a true beauty she is. As soon as she meets her man, Franchezca dives down and starts giving him a very upbeat blowjob with plenty of drooling. The couple then fucks in a variety of positions before a sloppy cumshot is aimed right at her face. A solid scene but there were some shadows that I found awfully distracting.

Scene 2 Cali. Next up is Cali, a smokin' hot blonde with a very adorable face. After Cali gets the good news that she has won a free makeover, she is more than eager to join the crew and ride back to the studio. Once she meets her male costar, they swap some oral; Cali receives first then she. The blowjob she gives in amazing, she had no trouble handling his massive member and deep throating it. They knock boots in all the typical positions (missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style) before the climatic ending. Cali receives a healthy dose of man gravy to the face.

Scene 3 Veronica. Veronica is your typical brunette cutie with a very natural body. After being discovered in an empty parking lot, she travels with the crew to get her makeover. Now that she is all dolled up, Veronica greets her man with a solid blowjob (she used her hands quite a bit). Proving that she still has it, Veronica contorts her body into some great positions. About half way through the scene she even surrenders her ass to a vicious pounding. A powerful shot of jizz to the face ends her scene. Veronica has a great attitude that really adds some fun to the scene.

Scene 4 Sandy. When you first see Sandy she appears to be the oldest of all the girls on the disc. Once she gets her makeover, however, she looks simply stunning. She literally rips the clothes off her man and starts to feverishly suck his meat stick. They only fuck in three positions (cowgirl, spooning, and doggy style), but the action is pretty solid. The highlight of the scene is watching Sandy get down on her knees so she can receive a large shot of nut juice. She spends several moments playing with his cock after he blows his load.

Scene 5 Lori. Last up is Lori, a slender blonde with a gorgeous face. She already looked great without any makeup, but she looks even better after. Lori and her man start things off by swapping some oral. Lori receives first then returns the favor. She easily handles his large cock, often spitting and deep throating. Lori then gets violated in the following positions: missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style. After getting pummeled for over fifteen minutes, Lori receives a weak cumshot aimed at her chin.

Final Thoughts: My only "complaint" with some of the series' previous installments, was that the girl didn't look like they could be real housewives. That's the same case with this title; the girls often look too young. So don't but this DVD because you're expecting to see some MILFs, buy it because it has some energetic and enjoyable action.

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