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Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/11/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Porn Tarts

Third Degree

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Danny Case/Pat Myne

Cast: Franchezca Valentina, Scott Nails, Morgan Simpson, Mark Ashley, Kelly Broox, Van Damage, Lindsay Kay, Amber Rayne, Mark Wood

Length: 137.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/13/2006 to 5/23/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 22 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. It had a lot of funny bits where director Pat was screwing around with the cast and crew. There was some extra hardcore footage shown but only in limited amounts as the cast were also seen preparing for their scenes and having a good time before and after the sex. The only other extras were a true double sided DVD cover, a cumshot loop, and some trailers to shows like Illegal Ass, Up R Class 3, Sloppy Seconds, Spanish Harlem, and Cum Beggars 3.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Porn Tarts was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Pat Myne for 3rd Degree. Like his work for Metro, the fleshtones were accurate, the composition of the shots almost always pleasing to the eye (enhancing the look of the gals in every case), a lot of eye to the details. The lighting was very good and this limited the grain, video noise and other potential flaws right from the starting gate. I saw no compression artifacts or video noise, making this a nice looking set of 5 scenes. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was okay but like most gonzo movies, there was little to discuss other than the limited moans, groans, and dirty talk were just fine, if uneventful in most scenes once more. I spot checked the Spanish audio track but the dubbing left something to be desired and really didn't provide me with a lot of additional value.

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Body of Review: Danny Case has been one of the best directors at Third Degree for some time now, sticking with this alias over his usual Pat Myne for some reason. Still, a rose by any other name still smells like a rose so whatever his name is at a given time; his brand of porn direction always manages to work for many of his fans. His latest offering to the porn loving world is Porn Tarts, a series of five scenes where new or relatively new ladies have sex after some teasing. It was a generic type of product yet still seemed to work as the ladies were all worthy of your time, money, and seed with no overlying theme addressed or dialogue outside of generic porn interviews. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were employed by the cast:

Scene One: Franchezca Valentina, a curvy brunette with an attractive face, was up first as the camera zoomed in on her masturbating on a couch with a large, and very cool looking, glass dildo. She was glammed up and very much into spouting dirty talk as director Pat coaxed her on but she definitely wanted something more and this resulted in her getting to work with Scott Nails. With no foreplay, he replaced the fake cock with his own, boning her pussy in doggy as she moaned away and continued her aural assault. She was moderately active as she rode him in several positions, ending with the huge pop shot on her abdomen as a result. It was a decent scene from her with nice replay value to compliment the chemistry they shared.

Scene Two: Morgan Simpson, the cute blonde on the front DVD cover in her reported first scene, was up next with Mark Ashley, after some fine tease by her in her colorful bikini. She followed the formula a little bit nervously, with less masturbation before she started working his penis deep into her mouth. I know many of you like the kind of energy a new lady provides, all the rough edges intact, so this scene will probably float your boat too. The blowjob used a lot of handjob action but his cock was looking mighty big to her and that's to be expected. I wonder what she'll be like after a couple dozen scenes (once she's effectively warmed up) but it was a good hummer nonetheless. He snacked on her crack for a moment and then went to drilling away at it with an obsessive focus, maintaining a rapid tempo before launching his payload onto her face and chest. If this was her first scene, she must've had a lot of practice in real life, and I hope to see more from this hotty in the future.

Scene Three: Kelly Broox, a lean and natural chested bleach blonde that has really impressed the fans of late with her killer performances, was up next as she teased the camera in her neon green bikini before working with old spotted dick Van Damage, on the light green couch. She didn't use a dildo to masturbate with but she began blowing him like a seasoned professional that showed she either really liked the guy or was really ready to show off her skills given the levels of heat generated. She didn't do much vaginal screwing before he was tapping her ass, her riding his cock as though it fit just right into her back door crevice. The anal lasted longer than I would have before she took his load into her mouth, but the camera faded away before she could either swallow it or dispose of it. Still, she looked and performed very good here.

Scene Four: Lindsay Kay, a 19 year old brunette with a lean figure, pretty face, and sweet round ass, was up next as she pranced around in her neon blue outfit in the living room for Pat. She sat down and started rubbing her puffy pussy, displaying her minimal baby fat in an appealing way as she fingered herself in the red chair. She then crawled over to Scott Nails and started sucking his dick with a skill level picked up from somewhere other than porn (she's new to porn) before he started banging her pussy. She was a moderately active ride, allowing him to do most of the work, using some dirty talk on occasion but not enough to truly elevate the scene. The scene eventually ended with the facial that she took using an open mouth (no cum dodging here) and some post coital sucking. Lindsay showed some solid potential here with the scene providing nice stroke value if limited chemistry between the two.

Scene Five: Amber Rayne, a quite petite gal with a muscular body, was up last as she took care of Mark Wood on the red felt pool table. She was another teenager gone bad, proud of her "little and perky" titties as she showed them off during the tease to Pat. The masturbation sequence was short and relied on her hand but there was scant time for that since she was faced with Mark's cock to suck on in no time. It was the sloppiest blowjob of the movie but she displayed a lot of skill with the meat pipe, him spanking her as she deepthroated him soundly. This led to an active vaginal ride by her that seemed to be among the most active out of any in the movie so that helped balance out her girl next door looks (girl next door to a strip joint look). She then proceeded to do anal and ATM, using her ass as actively as her pussy, proving a 19 year old can be just as much a "dirty, nasty little whore" as any of the more established names in the business. The pop shot went to her mouth and she appeared to swallow most of it, ending the last scene with some flair.

Summary: Porn Tarts was a solid little effort by director Danny Case for release by Third Degree to showcase a pleasing selection of eye candy that was new to the business. While it had some rough edges that are expected of new gals, the overall quality of the action was such that many of you will agree with me that Porn Tarts is worthy of being Recommended given the amount of fuck for the buck, technical qualities, extras, and attractive women that were hot to trot.

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