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How Do You Want Me?

Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/11/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

How Do You Want Me?

Vouyer Media

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Vince Vouyer

Cast: Naudia Marie, Vince Vouyer, Dragon Lily, Denise K., Kitty Taylor, Jamie Elle, Devon Lee, Cassie Young; Innocence (bonus scene only)

Length: 180 minutes

Dates of Production: 6/14/2006, 6/15/2006, 6/17/2006, 6/19/2006, 6/23/2006, 6/28/2006, 7/11/2006, 7/13/2006, 7/18/2006

Extra's: Most of you will like the bonus sex scene between Vince and a newcomer named Innocence more than anything else. She teased the camera and aside from wearing lame sunglasses, she appeared to be a capable lady sexually, even though this scene appeared to be more of a warming up scene for her career than anything else. It lasted almost 17 minutes and was not quite up to the level of quality of the main movie but still a value addition to the DVD package. Another extra worthy of your time will be the 12 minutes of extra footage from the scene between Nautica Marie and Vince Vouyer. More sex and deleted footage are always a solid extra for the addition of value to a porn DVD so this was no exception. That was followed by 21 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage where the cast was given ample opportunity to show they were having fun and enjoying themselves, goofing around and even providing more nudity and sex in some cases. The capper for me was Cassie and the banana but I don't want to spoil it for you so you'll have to check it out for that fun moment alone, if nothing else. There was also a lengthy photogallery, a cardboard protective sleeve, and a true double sided DVD cover.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: How Do You Want Me? was presented in a anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.85:1 as shot by director Vince Vouyer for his new company, Vouyer Media. The lighting was flat and even like his previous work at Red Light District and Platinum X Pictures, still substantially better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping his recent efforts at his company. There was little grain and the fleshtones were even better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats, but only by a small margin given the look of the ladies thanks to his fine work shooting the scenes. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as Vince could make them and given his level of skill developed over the years, he showed he still has what it takes to make hot women even hotter looking. The POV camera work added the icing on the cake though since it allows the viewer the ability to more easily fantasize about being in Vince's shoes and he proved to be as capable of handling it as any of his peers in the business. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but there was no separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances (at which times they were too loud of course). Still, the audio provided just enough extra spark to assist in making the scenes even better.

Body of Review: Vouyer Media has one of the best track records going for a gonzo company thanks in large part to founder/director Vince Vouyer. Vince is known far and wide as a skirt chaser and his desire to provide cutting edge gonzo without relying on goofy special visual effects or circus act sex to improve his movies has long been appreciated. His latest winner of a flick is How Do You Want Me?, a series of scenes that are dedicated to new women or women trying new things, all captured in POV fashion. The short version of the review is that Vince did an exceptional job here but the ladies shined on their own merits, making it easy to watch the movie but tough to keep my hands on the keyboard as I wrote this review. Here's a brief take on the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Naudia Marie, a brand new hotty with a fine body and cute face, began the movie with some tease in her white bathing suit that rode up the crack of her very appealing ass. This led to some interview footage with scene partner Vince Vouyer, as well as her showing off her body. The actual sex began when the two were in the SUV on the way to the set with her doing some POV action in the form of "roadway head" as it was called before the couch was utilized as a better, and safer, spot to bone. She dressed in yet another outfit and then Vince started hammering away on her in earnest. Her main strength though was the way she kept a positive attitude and actively rode the cock, grinding her hips into his as she took all he had to offer. It was a fun scene and I enjoyed it a lot, ending with a small pop shot to her ass crack. Whew!

Scene Two: Dragon Lily, an Asian gal with a hot looking ass and a skimpy black outfit, was up next as she followed the formula and teased the camera before playing with Vince Vouyer and giving him an interview as he fondled her. The POV action was sweet as she blew and then rode him with some enthusiasm, never acting like it was just a job or cross to bear. The scene was billed as being her first anal and while she was very active in the vaginal riding, she wasn't bad taking it in her back door either. She did taste testing and then a facial with the primary point of interest for me being that she appeared to like what she was doing (regardless of some memoir she might write ten years from now espousing the ills of porn work).

Scene Three: Denise K., a porn veteran that took some time off, was up next in a white dress that mimicked a hot swimsuit in how it showed off her curvy figure. She looked leaner and fitter than ever before with her outfit riding her ass crack so lovingly. The 20 year old gave partner Vince Vouyer a geography lesson during the interview portion of the tease and he put her through the paces initially outside on the porch and then in the living room as he porked her POV style with intermittent oral. The PTM seemed to work her up a bit and she wasn't a bad ride as she tried to keep up with Vince with the ending pop shot a creampie to her then puffy pussy. It wasn't a bad scene but compared to some of the others, it wasn't anything especially exciting or innovative, though her fans will appreciate her willingness to do Vince with a smile.

Scene Four: Kitty Taylor, a hot little blonde from Ohio, Naudia Marie, fresh out of a dip in the pool with her tiny white bikini, and Vince Vouyer, were up next as they mixed up the formula a little bit. Naudia enjoyed herself so much that she invited Kitty over to partake in a threesome scene though Kitty (a shapely dancer with nice curves and hot legs) was in her sixth scene of her short career. The rest of the scene revolved around Kitty starting out the oral, Naudia joining in, and both gals getting boned some more by the prince of porn Vince. Kitty's oral skills were far better than her limited porn career would account for but the two of them were good enough that Vince popped twice; once outside by the pool all over Naudia's abdomen and a second time in the living room on Kitty's face. The good news is that Kitty was as active a rider of cock as Naudia and the scene rocked really hard.

Scene Five: Jamie Elle, one of the cutest gals in porn, was up next as she used her squeaky voice to coax Vince Vouyer into boning her extra hard. Her hair was lighter than usual and her black outfit tightly hugged her curves to the point that she was even more enticing then usual. According to her, he's never had a pussy that tight before and the initial blowjob was skipped in favor of him hammering away at her cookie as she bent over a chair. It was a decent ride but got better when she gave up her ass for the sake of truly getting him off, the anal starting right after she slobbed his knob clean of her pussy juices in PTM style. The lollipop licking aspect aside, she provided a great overall scene with lots of dirty talk, enthusiasm, and chemistry throughout the performance. Fans of creampies will appreciate that she did a vaginal one here, pushing it out onto the couch but otherwise leaving it alone.

Scene Six: Devon Lee, a curvy blonde with a great body and beautiful eyes, was up next as she followed the formula for partner Vince Vouyer. He played with a black dildo as a toy to ready her but as appreciative as she was of his offer, she wanted the real deal so the oral, vaginal, and yes, the advertised anal, took place after that. She met his thrusts when they screwed and gave him lots of verbal encouragement before he rubbed out a load to her ass cheeks, but the good news is that she seemed to be a natural performer who liked what she was doing, and one who had fun doing it on camera.

Scene Seven: Cassie Young, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up last as she provided the montage footage in her black two piece outfit that Vince Vouyer regaled in taking off as he played with her body. By this point in time, the POV footage seemed almost natural and she was as enthusiastic a lady as any in the movie. Her active oral and vaginal riding enhanced the scene as much as possible, the smiling making it seem like she wanted to stick around after the camera stopped for even more playing around. That she decided to swallow his large load after using both hands and her mouth to inhale out of his balls was a telling fact that she was in her element here, providing one of her best, if not THE best, scene of her career to date. Yum!

Summary: How Do You Want Me? was another fine example of the work of Vince Vouyer as an innovator in gonzo porn. The ladies were attractive and skilled, their enthusiasm added extra heat, and the technical values combined with superior fuck for the buck and fun factor made me figure it was well worth a rating of Highly Recommended. In short, How Do You Want Me? should provide Vouyer Media with another example of why they are among the top companies in the industry these days as Vince used all his wiles to obtain the best possible performances out of an already talented cast of fine ladies. Great work!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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