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Hide & Seek

Studio: Vivid » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 9/13/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Hank Hoffman - Writer

Shylar Cobi - Producer

Hank Hoffman - Director

Release Date: 7/26/2006

Production Year: 03/06/06

Category: Feature

Genre: Letterboxed, Straight, Anamorphic 16:9, Couples

Performers: Gia Givanna, Hank Hoffman, Hank Hoffman, Isabel Ice, Jay Huntington, Marcus London, Monique Alexander, Shylar Cobi, Tiffany Taylor, Tommy Gunn, Trent Soluri

Toys: Yes

Condoms Yes and No (depending on the performer)

Sexual Positions/ Orientation: Doggie Style , Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl ,Standing Doggie Style ,BJ, Cunnilingus, Spoon, G/G

Number of Discs: 1

Run time : 4 hours

Audio/ Video: Shot in 16.9 Anamorphic Widescreen High Definition. There was poor sound quality due to the background noise due to traffic. The camera lens appeared to be out of focus.

Extras: Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Previews, Positions Room, Vivid Girl Extras, Behind the Scenes, Slide Shows, Int. Tel. Sex ,Web Site Information , DVD-ROM Compatible Vivid has also thrown in five added bonus scenes. None featuring contract girl Monique Alexander. The first 11-minute scene is from Civilian Sex featuring Tawny Roberts with Evan Stone. Next is another 11-minute scene featuring Briana Banks and Mario Rossi from The Dark Side of Briana, Hold Still with Sunrise Adams and Eric Masterson, also 11-minutes long. The longest scene (15 minutes) is from Savanna Samson Superstar, with Savanna and Julian. The final 10-minute scene taken from Tangled Web, with Jenteal and Mark Davis.

DVD Synopsis Eight lucky contestants win a contest to play Hide & Seek with Monique Alexander. In this all outdoor sex extravaganza. The winner gets a night with Monique. But it seems the contestants get plenty of her all day long!!! Hide and Seek...and peek...and freak. It's all in how you play the game.

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Body of the Review: As children we all enjoyed the game of Hide and Seek . It has been played by children all over the world for countless generation and has been passed down to other children of all ages to be enjoy not being found. The object of the game is not to be found by the others. A well known game to children has now become an adult feature in Vivid's new release of Hide and Seek with Monique Alexander who is featured on the cover the with beautiful Tiffany Taylor opposite her. These beautiful babe do their best to heat up the screen and your inner most desire to return to that time where you had no sexual inhibitions as a youth to enjoy your naughty wild insatiable ways.

Opening Scene: Monique Alexander and Tiffany Taylor

The movie opens with the large group arriving at a country house for a competitive game of hide-and-seek. Monique Alexander and Tiffany Taylor collect the invitations explaining the rules before sending the contestants on their way. While they all run off to find a hiding places, Monique and Tiffany decide to use their time in a bit of G/G action. They sit down on a porch swing and take turns eating and fingering each other's muff. Monique bends over to have Tiffany slip in her puss a pink dildo it's Tiffany's turn now and she gets a dildo up her ass. After both girls are sated, Monique runs off in search of the other contestants.

Scene 2: Gia Givanna and Trent Soluri

Gia Givanna and Trent Soluri have staked out a stable as their hiding spot. With nothing but time on theirs hands till they are found, Gia pull s down Trent's pants and sucks away on his long shaft. Gia gets penetrated from behind. Monique finds the couple in the stables eliminating them the game, they don't stop continuing with a long reverse cowgirl scene. Gia kneels to have Trent give her a facial.

Scene 3: Jay Huntington and Tiffany Taylor

In this next scene we have Jay more interested in finding Tiffany than playing the game. He tracks her down to a near by stream, beneath a bridge to find a waiting and ready Tiffany spread out on a blanket. It's not long before Jay is snacking on Tiffany. She eagerly returns the favor. Jay doesn't hesitate too long before sliding himself between her legs filling her puss with his shaft. Monique crosses the bridge spotting them, kicking them both out of the game. The two are still oblivious to her presence. Tiffany finishes Jay off by riding him RCG.. Jay removes his condom unloading onto Tiffany's breasts.

Scene 4: Tommy Gunn and Isabel Ice

This next scene we find Tommy looking for a hiding spot but Isabel has already claimed it as hers. With both of them fussing over the tree they fail to notice that the trees is covered in ants and so there after so are they. Quickly going deeper into the forest they remove their clothing before being eaten alive by the ants. Tommy and Isabel get busy .She gives him intense head and deep throats him several times. Isabel leans over a chair, allowing Tommy to pound her puss from behind. They move over to tree stump for some RCG and missionary action. Caught by Monique's attention, again booting them out of the game which they don't seem to mind. Tommy pounds away at Isabel until he pulls out stroking himself till he unloads on her tongue.

Scene 5: Monique Alexander and Marcus London

Through out the entire moving Monique has been searching for Marcus London from the start of the game only to finds him with his pants down. Marcus has also been bitten by the ants. Monique kindly offers to help, going to her knees and soothing Marcus' cock with her mouth and tongue. She removes her top and shorts, then sits back on a lounge chair spreading her legs wide so Marcus can eat her out. Once he has slipped on a condom, Marcus drives his shaft inside Monique's wet pussy. Marcus peels off his rubber and sprays his thick load across Monique's belly.

Ravyn's Thought's: Hide & Seek Vivid's latest full length feature tends to continuously drag through the entire length of the movie. There was barely the slightest connection between all 5 scenes making it again lengthy and tediously boring. If you're looking for a moving story line, this isn't the title for you. All of the scenes are fairly routine and longer than need be. The Director Hank Hoffman lingered on shots and positions, making the most patient of porn fans reaching for the fast-forward button. Which of course I did. All of the background noises coming from ongoing traffic made it difficult to enjoy the movie as well as the clarity of the picture which seems to be out of focus or that of a dirty camera lens, which made me think at first it was my DVD player. Once I re-started the movie the same issue with the sound and clarity returned. Altogether all these distractions took from the actors performances, make Hide and Seek a hard sell even to the most loyal Monique Alexander fans. Suggestion.. Rent it and you decide. Based my opinion on just all the extras , you might enjoy those enough to want to purchase it just on those merits alone. On a scale of 1-10 Hide and Seek rates a 5. Sorry folks.. wish I could be more generous ..

May All Your Wicked Dreams and Desires All come True....

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