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Semen Sippers #5

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/14/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Semen Sippers 5

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Mike John

Cast: Jasmine Byrne, Kat, Erik Everhard, Tiffany, Lorena Sanchez, Gianna Michaels, Rayveness, Sean Michaels, Annie Cruz, Sierra Sinn, Jenna Haze, Lela Star, Steve Holmes

Length: 180 minutes

Date of Production: 7/18/2006

Extra's: The best extra by far was the 29 minute long Behind the Scenes feature as it gave many in the cast and crew some extra screen time to offer their fans. There was more nudity, more sex, and a lot of goofing around. It started with Annie showing her water work display but be forewarned that the technical values for some of it were really weak (the most notable parts being the Jenna Haze portions). There was a cumshot recap, a photogallery, and a cast list for the ladies as well to add some value to the main feature.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Semen Sippers 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot for DVD by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video. The colors were solid, the flesh tones accurate, and the lighting almost always very good; making the picture look well done. The composition of the picture tended to flatter the look of the ladies in almost every case with few variations in this regard though there seemed to be a little more camera movement than I'm used to seeing from Mike (and I think he used Erik Everhard for some of the camera work). One thing of importance to note, there were some occasional compression artifacts observed in the movie, breaking up the picture a little bit a couple of times. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English but the amount of separation and dynamic range was minimal; thankfully, the vocals were clearly understood. In general though, there's a reason why people turn to Mike John when they want a great gonzo movie and much of it has to do with his solid technical skills.

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Body of Review: Mike John is probably best known as one of the leading director proponents of point of view (POV) gonzo porn; having shot it for several companies before landing a job at Jules Jordan Video earlier this year. I know he has a great many fans and other company owners have confided in me that they really wish they could have signed him up themselves given the consistent quality he provides in his movies. His latest release is Semen Sippers 5, a movie that had pairs of women having gonzo sex with a guy before ending the scene with a cumswap and swallow. After all, the cover said it best with: "sharing is caring" and the characters employed in the movie were some of the best known performers in modern porn so I had little doubt that fans would be happy. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast and action if you're still interested, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Jasmine Byrne, the hotty brunette located on the upper left hand corner of the front DVD cover, Kat, the lean little gal on the upper right hand corner, and studly Erik Everhard, were up in the first scene of the movie. Initially, Jasmine was obsessed with Erik's cock, begging him to stay though he had an errand to do so she resigned herself to masturbating on a couch with a clear dildo in her pussy and ass. Kat entered the picture when her tennis ball went over the fence and she happened to gaze into the window to find Jasmine diddling herself with Erik sneaking up behind the peeping Kat. Erik started working her over outside and the end result was he took her inside after a short blowjob and some fingering with ATM. The ladies then started double teaming him on the couch, sucking away at his rod as though he were the source of their inspiration, sucking balls and rod with equal vigor. Jasmine rode his cock first in her wet pussy, actively bouncing on him as though she were getting off while Kat masturbated. Kat then took to riding him with her ass, providing a less active scene but showing how willing Jasmine was to sharing. Jasmine then rode some more before changing over to an anal romp, with both gals sucking Erik's dick clean from their asses. The anal continued until Jasmine took the load to her mouth for cumswapping into Kat's mouth, the younger gal swapping it back before Jasmine drank it all down.

Scene Two: Tiffany and Lorena Sanchez, the curvy cuties in the upper right hand corner beside Kat, were up next as they bent over to showcase their awesome asses for a crack hungry Erik Everhard. He spanked and sucked their asses as he fingered them for warming up with them showing each other some oral attention too. The oral assault on the ladies continued until it was time for them to team up on his cock; blowing him with a lot of skill in a largely POV fashion. The gals then went back to bending over the red couch while Erik hammered away at their pussies and asses, the gals doing taste testing from time to time. The ladies assisted each other by rubbing and licking to make Erik's powerful style easier to handle and while they weren't as active at riding his cock as the last set of ladies, they still seemed to do a fair job of it. The scene ended when he titty fucked them to completion, rubbing out a cumswapped load fairly easily for the gals to enjoy and swallow. I thought the gals had great potential and I hope to see more of them in the future, especially if they get to work with Erik again.

Scene Three: Gianna Michaels, the busty gal on the upper left hand side of the cover, and Rayveness, the gal beside her that has been in porn for a long time (I last remember her doing scenes for her boyfriend, Robert Herrera, but it has been awhile), as the duo took part in a scenario to get breast reduction surgery from Dr. Sean Michaels. His examination room was a bedroom, stated as a means to make them more comfortable. They smelled something wrong when he threw out all usual the usual procedures and had them bounce as part of a tease situation, leaving me laughing like crazy as he continued his examination. Gianna's titties were a lot larger but Rayveness showed a lot of spunk as the examination took a turn for the perverse; something stated as "unexpected but not unwelcome" by Rayveness. The ladies having been sufficiently fondled, they then started blowing Sean's lengthy cock with the ladies taking turns on the shaft and balls. Both of the ladies were excellent oralists and then Gianna took first dibs of vaginally riding his cock in an aggressive manner. Rayveness followed suit but Gianna always took more cock and did more with it before they did a titty fuck and pop shot to the mouth for swapping and swallowing. In all, it was a very pleasing scene in my book thanks to all three of them.

Scene Four: Annie Cruz and Sierra Sinn, the two gals on the middle of the right hand side of the front DVD cover, were up next as they kissed and sucked each other's titties off. Annie has a big reputation as a squirt queen and Sierra is one of those lean extreme queens that tends to greatly polarize a scene for me (either for better or for worse). As they did each other in true lipstick lesbian fashion, Sean Michaels walked in to join them; bringing a pocket rocket to get Annie all juiced up. He then started banging her while she ate Sierra but both gals got a chance to ride the black pony, each providing an active ride (if sometimes too mechanical). Sierra went over the top in her vocals but both gals seemed to enjoy the action with their all natural bodies; doing lots of taste testing too. The gals then took to anal sex easily, with the semen flowing to both of the ladies' mouths soon enough after that. They did swap the load and swallow but as much as the mechanics of the scene were well handled, I didn't think they had as much chemistry as I like to see.

Scene Five: Jenna Haze, the popular gonzo queen featured on the lower right hand corner, and Lela Star, the curvy but cute brunette on the left hand side of the lower front cover, were up next as the two ladies did each other on a couch. Both of them have some lesbian experience, especially Jenna, so the kissing, disrobing, and pawing came across as more realistic than any of the other scenes in the movie to me. The gals had a lot of fun together but they wanted more so Steve Holmes was introduced as the scene's meat puppet, already erect as they joined him in bed. He ate Jenna while the gals teamed up on his cock orally, soon finding that a game of hide the salami with Jenna was even more fun. Both gals got a chance to ride his cock though and they never passed up a chance to lick each other in the process. Jenna did anal too but the weakest thing about the penetrative sex was how passive the ladies were when it came time to actively ride Steve's member. There was a lot of dirty talk though and the ending did involve the mouth pop with cumswap but it wasn't the best scene any in the trio have done of late.

Summary: Semen Sippers 5 may not have been the best Mike John DVD made to date but it was clearly a solid enough effort to justify the hiring decision of Jules Jordan Video yet again. I'm not going to say that everything the man touches turns to gold but his track record is still well above average for his peers and the levels of fuck for the buck, extras, and decent technical values all added up to a rating of Recommended. In short, Semen Sippers 5 had some very strokable and replayable scenes that even though who aren't specifically fans of Mike's will enjoy watching this one more than a few times.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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