Cast: Velicity Von, Mark Ashley, Avy Scott, Anthony Rosano, Sophie Dee, Harmony, Tiffany Mynx; Flower Tucci (bonus scene only)
Length: 122.5 minutes
Date of Production: 8/12/2006
Extra's: Most fans will appreciate the bonus scene from Big Wet Asses 7 between Flower Tucci and Mark Ashley as being the best extra. The scene lasted 24.5 minutes and served to remind me how much I liked the entire movie when I reviewed it not that long ago. I also liked the nearly 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it had some of the ladies looking ready to rumble in terms of their scenes but also sporting some attitude with those on the set as well. Nutsack seemed to encourage some of them to have extra fun on his set and that made it even more worth checking out though I would have preferred it more if all the ladies were given equal time. A silly Bonus Tease section lasting 2.5 minutes was included but I wasn't sure what to make of it with the director acting spazzed out in panties and other women's attire but some of you might enjoy it more than I did. There was also a lengthy photogallery, a $5 coupon for Elegant Angel's new video on demand (VOD) service, spam, a double sided DVD cover, and trailers to shows like Big Wet Asses 7, Big Wet Tits 3, Squirt In My Gape, Greatest Asswhores Ever, Big Wet Asses, Slave Dolls 2, It's A Daddy Thing 2 and others. Fans might appreciate the silly 2 minute long Easter Egg with Nutsack covered in creamed corn, chocolate sauce, and an egg but it wasn't new so your mileage may vary.
Audio/Video Quality: Big Wet Asses 9 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for distribution by Elegant Angel. The camera work was better than average this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows. This is one area that William can be less consistent so I applaud his efforts at improving quality. I saw no compression artifacts and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than most of the director's previous works (and on par with his more recent efforts for those in a comparison mode). The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. The music during the opening tease sequences was loud and obnoxious but during the sex portions of the scenes themselves, it wasn't as big a factor so I was pleased.
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Body of Review: Elegant Angel has seen a lot of ups and downs over the years, nearly calling it quits awhile back according to the rumor mill but they have enjoyed a renaissance in the last year that has really brought them back to the forefront of gonzo porn to those of us that remember when they were one of the top dogs in the field. One of the directors at least partially responsible for their recent success has been William H. Nutsack with shows like Big Wet Asses 9, the thematic sequel to the series I last reviewed with Big Wet Asses 7. The idea is to have the ladies dance around in a tease sequence while getting their ass oiled up, moving to hardcore sex with a partner, and then taking a pop shot in some appropriate place. The casting of the series has long been one of the reasons this flagship title has been an award winner and this one seemed to be a champion right out of the gate. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and all the scenes were really good:
Scene One: Velicity Von, the attractive lady on the front DVD cover, was up first as she shook her curvy figure in a room painted completely white while in her black bikini. Her tan line added some nice contrast but the room itself allowed the eye to focus solely on her; a good thing in my book, even with the lame music droning on. The oiled up ass part of the tease was especially interesting to me and the scene jumped back in on Mark Ashley working her over with his hands in a tool shed of sorts before he started banging her tight pussy hard. She jilled herself as this took place and she was soon slobbing his knob in appreciation; working his meat pipe over splendidly with her mouth and hand. He also gave her some oral in return but the emphasis was on the penetrative sex (though the short titty fuck was inspiring too) and she took him in her pussy some more before opening up her ass to his advances. There was more tease and oiling up in the process with her making the cutest noises as she appeared to get off repeatedly. He did most of the work on the anal action but his pop shot was huge so that fleshy ass of hers a sight to behold when covered in oil, marking it as a good opening scene to begin the movie with.
Scene Two: Avy Scott, the gorgeous hotty so many fans adore, was up next in the white room wearing a fishnet body stocking as she showed Velicity how to really work her figure to fullest advantage before the oil fell down on her ample curves. I liked the tease enough that I was tempted to rub out a load and review the movie later but I persevered to find the music over and Anthony Rosano the lucky stiff getting to play with her. She looked especially good to me and her pretty blue eyes almost took my attention away from that perfect ass of hers as the two went at one another. He did some early vaginal on her but this led back to the oral by both of them; her blowjob being a highlight of the movie. The majority of the time, she was taking his modest cock in her ass with a lot of passion and enthusiasm, marking one of the more chemistry filled scenes to speak of. She was active in the anal and other penetrative sex, returning his thrusts pound for pound as he plugged away with the seasoned skills of a great performer. After they tapped the ass all over the place, he popped his load onto her face and mouth, providing an even better scene to enjoy repeatedly; a must have for Avy fans.
Scene Three: Sophie Dee, another gal that fit the bill of the casting call, was up next as she followed the formula by gyrating her bulbous butt with the watery spray hitting her before the oil fell. Her ass looked a bit less toned than Avy's but very appealing to this ass man and she carried on with a lot of skill too before the picture cut away to her with Anthony Rosano in the shed (or garage). She changed it up a little by dropping to her knees to blow him in a teasing fashion, not giving it up right away as in most movies of this kind. She asked him to fuck her throat and he did so with a passion, leading to him boning her pussy and than ass after some cunnilingus on her cookie. He roughed her up a little too, spanking her and reddening those fleshy cheeks of hers, oiling them up after some hard work on his part. The anal seemed old hat to her, with her actively riding him almost as solidly as Avy did previously. She appeared to love the taste of ass juice soaked cock since she did so much ATM before the inevitable facial, marking the third scene of noteworthy stature in a row.
Scene Four: Harmony, the most toned gal of the cast to this point and similar in look to the previous babes, followed the teasing formula nicely though with less dancing skills than the last two ladies, with a lot of oil poured on her before she sat on the face of Mark Ashley. This oral gave way to some early vaginal screwing that led to the full fledged oral when she blew him like the seasoned vixen she has long appeared to be to me. The gal is quite an oralist and the blowjob would've been fit for an oral only flick but she continued to impress as the scene continued. She actively rode cock as if by second nature, bouncing up and down to impale herself with the greatest of ease once properly warmed up. She seemed to do less anal then the other gals but her vaginal riding was so fine that I didn't mind one bit, even after he oiled her up for a pounding that she seemed to get into as a result. The scene broke ranks with the others in that she took an anal creampie, shat it into a brandy snifter, and then drank it down with ease. Four for four scenes being hot and the last one starring a legend; how could I go wrong?
Scene Five: Tiffany Mynx, has been in porn since before most of the current crop of gals were in diapers but she was no less appealing to me given the quality of her abilities and very firm figure. The tease included a bit with one of those lightning globes but this was one prime piece of ass by any standards and it was lucky Mark Ashley that got to enjoy her so very nicely here. He ate her ass out and then started planking her pussy as she sat in a chair, grunting as Mark drove his meat deep inside her body. This led to a terrifically active ride on her part that went from vaginal to anal nonstop. Just watching her ass cheeks ripple as he hammered away at her was a sight to behold but the way she rode him back enhanced it all the more. She did do some ATM on him, savoring his cock like she was on fire but this didn't last long since she wanted him back in the saddle of her ass and he was more than willing to oblige her desires. The pop shot went to her mouth and I felt that she came at least once marking my favorite scene of the entire movie. Whew!
Bonus Scene: Big Wet Asses 7: Flower Tucci, overly made up but still the reigning American anal queen in all ways that matter, was up with Mark Ashley after following the same heated tease formula to the droning music and MTV styled editing. She's definitely built for comfort over speed and fans of well rounded, padded asses will know exactly what I mean when I say she was PHAT! He played with her pussy and ass as though they were both precious to his need to lose seed. For her part, she enjoyed the session actively and passionately, from the moment his fingers slide inside her to the glass anal toy, to his hard penis ravaging her holes (be it the technical DP or simply her bouncing enthusiasm when being tapped in the ass). Her grunts and groans elevated the heat of the scene and there are no words to describe how much nicer it is to watch a scene like this where the gal enjoys the anal. The taste testing was well handled and while she did a lot more vaginal than I thought would be the case, there's no denying how she was in peak form here. The scene ended around the 48 minute mark with a healthy sized load to the mouth. Whew!
Summary: Big Wet Asses 9 was another hit from the folks at Elegant Angel, easily earning a rating of Highly Recommended for the levels of strokability, fuck for the buck, replay value, and a cast that was quite literally a solid selection of ladies ranging from the best ass of the 1990's to some of the best newcomers porn has to offer. For me, the highlight was clearly the scene with Tiffany Mynx but with other hotties like Avy Scott, Flower Tucci in the extras, and so many others, it should come as no surprise that Big Wet Asses 9 would have so much to offer so many people. Good work Nutsack!
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