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Anabolic All-Stars

Studio: Anabolic » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 9/25/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Various

Length: Three Hours 26 minutes, not including extras

Cast: Belladonna, Teagan Presley, Audrey Hollander, Cassidey, Briana Banks, Jenna Haze, Monica Sweetheart & Tera Patrick

Body of Review: I almost fell out of my chair when looking at the cast list of performer's on Anabolic's All star listing. I thought it was some sort of sick and cruel joke. Belladonna, Teagan Presley, Briana Banks, Jenna Haze and Tara Patrick on the same DVD? From Anabolic no less? I couldn't be more excited about seeing some of my favorite starlets working for a production company with a very hardcore reputation.

Scene 1: Belladonna
Belladonna, in my less than humble opinions has to be THE finest anal queen to bless the blue screen. She's gone through her phases of girls only fun, but in this scene from "Sweet Cheeks" she's all about screwing guys. After watching that ass walk down the street, the super sultry seductress is introduced to her men of the afternoon. She sucks the first she encounters while the other sneak attacks from the back and jams his giant black cock up Bella's twat. She loves the surprise and bucks back, working the cock with her pussy. The oral is top notch, as it always is with Bella. With all Bella's scenes the energy is fantastic and the sex is scorching. The anal portion is enough to melt any man. She's the type of woman that you can fuck as hard as you want and she'll beg for more. Spectacular scene that ends with her face and tits covered in cum.

Scene 2: Teagan Presley
Teagan Presley in a scene from "Teenage Anal Princess" is ready to show off her goods to compete for the prize. She's still wearing her crown and sash when the first cock enters her shaved pussy. Teagan is an ultra cute blonde with tight, athletic body, great legs and a fine ass. The lovely young thing takes pussy and ass to mouth. The thick dick up her ass is big enough where you're not sure if the small lithe blonde will be split in two. This energetic scene ends with Teagan deep throating her guy to a facial. Teagan is one of the most beautiful women in porn. To see her get corn holed like that is a pleasure. She's get my vote for "Teenage Anal Princess" any day.

Scene 3: Audrey Hollander

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Audrey Hollander is about to be initiated, Anabolic style. For those of you that who don't know, Audrey looks the part of an ultra Irish woman, with Red curly hair, deep green eyes and very pale skin. She's got a nice set of natural breasts that completes the package. A very attractive young woman to say the least. She's got a healthy sized body and an appetite for sex that is unrivaled. The guys put a blind fold on her and start running a train on the little lass, taking turns fucking her from behind, and then shoving dick in her mouth. She's let out from behind the blindfold to be force fed cock and sodomized hard, with plenty of ass to mouth love in between. The double penetration comes hard until balls are emptied on her awaiting mouth.

Scene 4: Cassidey
In a scene from Nasty Nymphos 25, Cassidey is paired with a hard dick for her fucking pleasure. Unlike the others girls on this DVD, I have not heard of Cassidey. I wish I had. She's a dark haired women with a tight body, shaved pussy and olive skin. He's got a great ass and tight little legs that look great while being bent over. Cassidey takes anal, but it's brief. She claims it's her first. The oral portion makes her gag and she has no problem dishing out the male rimming action. The scene ends with the pretty young thing taking a facial. Cassidey is a pretty young thing who I hope to see again.

Scene 5: Briana Banks
Briana Banks, going by Mirage at this time, is going for her Anabolic initiatives. This is old school Briana, pre-boob job, where the 20 year old looks fine as ever and much more natural. She's blind folded and before long she's already licking some male ass of three different guys. She's force fed some dick, still blind folded. The guys run a train on her as well, taking turns in her various holes, with the young Briana asking for more. Briana takes anal and a stiff double penetration before accepting multiple shots of cum down her throat. This scene isn't as hot as some of the others, but it's always fun to watch Briana get initiated into the business.

Scene 6: Jenna Haze
Jenna Haze is performing with two guys in a scene from Nasty Nymphos 32. Jenna Haze is one of the hottest ladies in porn. She's a super young looking fine long bodied lady with a very innocent smile and glowing personality. She gets started in on sucking one cock while the other guy works that super tight pussy from behind with her hard cock. Jenna's moans muffled by dick is an audio clip to love. Jenna takes anal just as well. Once again, it is almost surprising that a cock fits into that tight little ass. The double penetration is solid as well, with Jenna's breathing and moans highlighting the scene. After some brief ass to mouth, both guys deposit cum in her mouth. Great scene.

Scene 7: Monica Sweetheart
Monica Sweetheart is a brown haired vixen with smooth skin, perfectly bald pussy and a young look to her. She's got a fantastically small rump. She's got two dicks to please in this scene and starts off using her face and hands to fuck both aggressively both. Monica, I have never had the opportunity to see fuck on camera before, but I will be on the lookout. She's very attractive and looks absolutely scrumptious with cock in her mouth. The double penetration is very active, with Monica taking hard thrusts at the same time in her little holes. She also has no issues with sucking on cocks right from her twat or colon. Monica takes some aggressive face fucking fresh from her ass. This solid scene ends with two shots right down her throat and on her face. Another solid scene.

Scene 8: Tera Patrick
If you asked me who my top five favorite porn stars on the planet, there could not be a list that did not include Tera Patrick. The super hot half Asian contract girl is one of the most recognizable faces and names in the business. This scene was shot when she is only 20 years old and still had her gorgeous natural breasts. Simply stunning in the only way I can describe Tera. If you don't know, do a web search and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. After playing with those great tits, we get to see her show off her oral skills. She takes her time with the dick, looking great all the while. She even ups the ante and performs a little male rimming on the luckiest male porn star alive. Tera working dick reverse cowgirl is the reason I watch porn. Her great breasts flapping, her moans of excitement makes it all worth while. To show off her versatility another cock is brought into the mix for Tera to suck while getting nailed doggy style. The scene ends with Tera getting hit with tow shots of cum. It didn't bring the heat as some of the other scenes, but watching Tera do just about anything is always a treat.

Extras: The Extras on this DVD is a little light on the extras wit the usual photo gallery and website information. The one quick area of value is a recap of all of the cumshots decorating some of the big names in porn.

Summary: This is a regular murder's row of porn stars. I still can't believe that all of these woman fucked for Anabolic. Despite being a compliation, I Highly Recommend this DVD. For the quality and duration of the sex and for the low low price of $12.95, there is now way you should not own this DVD. Steal from your mother if you have to.


Colonel Mustard

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