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Great Big Asses #2

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/26/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Great Big Asses 2

Venom Digital Media/Exquisite

Genre: Vignette

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Naomi, Lee Stone, Sophie Dee, Sascha, Harley, Kyiele Haze, Sledge Hammer, Tiffany Mynx, Kelly Broox

Length: 141 minutes

Date of Production: 4/20/2006

Extra's: The best extra was clearly the 22 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There was a good amount of sex and nudity but also some amusing anecdotes with a certain sexy voiced lady working the camera (probably Gina Lasser). If you want a good idea of how much the gals are into the action, the BTS will serve as a good source of information for you as well as a decently entertaining show in itself. There was a photogallery, a cumshot compilation from the scenes, and trailers to movies like Great Big Asses, Great Big Tits, Super Squirters 2, Absolute Ass 1, F-ing Teens, Cream Filled 3, and Absolute Ass 5, as well as a cardboard protective sleeve.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Great Big Asses 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital. The lighting was solid in most cases (just a tad more fill lighting in a few close ups would've made it great and a filter on Haley's scene at the beginning since she was so light to reflect more light than average) and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to other releases by other directors. The composition of the shots was virtually always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The stereo audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough but they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality and most of the background noises were minimal. My sole issue with the DVD mastering was how the opening credits were separated from the movie proper; making it difficult to replay after the movie began.

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Body of Review: Jordan Septo has long been by favorite director at Exquisite for the way he manages to coax excellent performances out of most of his hand picked, often extremely talented casts. His straightforward style and often classically simple themes all him to focus his efforts better than many of his peers, resulting in movies like Great Big Asses 2, the highly strokable sequel to Great Big Asses 1 (a title I really enjoyed). The sex was not all about anal so much as women with superbly shaped asses; a factor that the series has always shown in spades. That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that the men weren't credited (though I knew all but one of them by sight) and that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Naomi, his year's newcomer in the "best ass" wars as showcased on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up first with the massive Lee Stone after she established the tease in her skimpy black thong. She has come such a long way in the past year, starting off as a fairly weak performer but getting so much better on average, that a trip to the old Lee meat pipe would have been wasted a year ago but as she spread herself on the couch, I knew she'd be a match for him. He licked and spanked her ass before offering her his cock to suck; a feat she took to quite naturally as she licked, jerked, and otherwise inhaled his meaty member. She paid too much attention to the camera but they had some solid chemistry to go with the energetic performances they both gave. The oral led to a powerful bit of active vaginal riding on her part, complete with PTM, before they switched to doing anal. She gyrated and impaled herself soundly as she cried out at the prospect of his tearing her in two. The anal wasn't as aggressive and active on her part but it was still excellent with her ATM skills in full bloom. The scene ended when he rubbed out a load to her face and mouth, marking a wonderfully hot start to a movie based in part on Naomi's ability to challenge for reigning ass of the industry.

Scene Two: Sophie Dee, a gal with a fine curvy ass and beautiful blue eyes, was up next with Sascha and Harley (Jordan forgot his name too so I don't feel bad), after she teased outside on a sunny day. While her ass might not be as incredibly rounded as Naomi's, it was very nice to look at and the tease wasn't long enough to accommodate my desire to see her as she was approached by the two men. She gave better head than Naomi, glub glubbing all over the place as she alternated between the two men deepthroating them and showing her forte nicely. She was a very active ride as the men tapped her pussy, each guy getting one end to work t the beginning though working up to the advertised DP before long. She showed a lot of skill in riding cock in both her pussy and ass, proving to be a very solid performer that may not get the critical acclaim of Naomi or some of the other anal queens in the industry but certainly deserves it for chemistry filled passion such as this. I really liked the outdoor lighting here and hope Jordan uses it more often in the future as it enhanced her looks more than a little bit, right up to and including her swallowing ending.

Scene Three: Kyiele Haze, another newcomer used to flesh out the cast, was outside as she showed off her bountiful ass in her thong and white with black dotted top. She needs a bit of toning up but her freshness factor was pretty high compared to the others in the flick that have (almost) all been in a plethora of porn to date and her long red hair was appealing. Her partner of the day was Sledge Hammer, a guy built for a curvy hotty like this with the scene taking place under the shade of a tree on a blanket. She blew him fairly well before they did some 69 and he started banging her pussy. It was slow going at first because of his wider than average girth but she accommodated his meaty member as she slowly took what he had to offer. She was the least active rider of the cast and built for comfort as she was, this did not surprise me much. She did some PTM and seemed somewhat shy but I sensed that she had a lot of potential yet unexplored so if you want a full fledged anal queen, you're going to have to wait awhile. The scene ended when he popped a load onto her face as she stared at the camera, not getting to swallow his minor load before the fade.

Scene Four: Tiffany Mynx, one of my all time favorite anal queens, was billed as having the greatest ass of the 1990's on the front cover (she's the gal on the upper right hand corner of the cover) and best ass ever by Jordan as she interviewed on the couch indoors. The dynamic of the advertising was how she was defending her title against Naomi but the two weren't in the same scene and didn't work with the same guy so any comparisons would be very subjective. She looked better here than she ever did back in what most of you would consider her heyday, proving a few miles on the chassis don't harm her ability to get a guy off wither sultry look in her form fitting black top and pink skirt enhancing her appeal all the more. Billed as a "special guest", Harley the Tattooed Man was back as he rubbed her the right way and went down on her to liven up the pussy but she clearly wanted to see his rod in her mouth, her giving him the best blowjob of the movie. Tiffany's ample sample of a behind compared favorably with any of the other ladies here but the title of best ass isn't just about the physical matter at hand so much as how it gets used. On that score, she was in a league of her own as she actively and aggressively worked her pussy on his cock in several positions. That she did a lot of PTM was a bonus but the anal showed she was still able to ride her backdoor nicely too, albeit with less fervor than her fine little cookie. Her breasts swaying to and fro, she was in charge and never let up, ending the scene with an emphasis on vaginal impaling as she took his load for her own into her mouth after jerking him off. Whew!

Scene Five: Kelly Broox, another newcomer with some excellent potential, was up last with her neon pink fishnet body stocking and matching thong on to barely cover her fine form. Her face was as attractive as any of the others and her ass was also a winner with her all natural body proving to have what it takes to build up a fanbase in no time at all. I suspect that given a chance, she'll be a fan favorite in no time and it was a shame that she wasn't recorded outside as the natural lighting probably would've enhanced her looks too. Her partner for the scene was the massive Lee Stone and she appeared to be turned on by the fact that she scored such a great guy as he went down on her cookie like he was trying to get her off more than wet her for the pounding we all knew she was going to take from his rod. Initially skipping the blowjob, he started drilling her pussy slowly, building up to a tempo that she could handle, and she responded very well by actively riding him when on top. The sex was strictly oral and vaginal but watching her ass cheeks ripple when he was plugging her was great and I expect some fine work out of her in the future. The scene ended with her jerking off to her mouth to swallow, the edit coming a little too quickly to conclusively state that she did so definitively.

Summary: Great Big Asses 2 was another fine movie by talented director Jordan Septo and fans of ladies with great behinds will find a lot of strokable material here to enjoy. The amount of fuck for the buck was solid, the technical values were generally high end, and but for Kyiele's lube issues holding her back and Kelly's lack of experience, the movie would have probably scored even better than the Recommended I gave it. In short, Great Big Asses 2 was a solid mix of ladies with the wonderful Tiffany Mynx leading the pack, Naomi pulling second place, Sophie Dee a close third, and the others still worth watching for their up and coming status. Once again, Septo managed to provide a wonderful experience with some of the best asses in porn so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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