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Return of the Cheerleader Nurses

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/26/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Return of the Cheerleader Nurses

VCA Pictures

Genre: Feature

Director: Jim Holliday (credited to Bionca)

Cast: Alex Jordan, Justin Case, Lacy Rose, Randy Spears, Tiffany Mynx, Jon Dough, Debi Diamond, Rebecca Bardoux, Joey Silvera, Melanie Moore, Nikki Sinn, Crystal Wilder, Kiss, Sharon Kane, Stacy Nichols, Shawnee Cates
Non-sex roles by: Ron Jeremy, Jim Holliday, Arthur Fenton, Terry Thomas, Sparky Mizzro, Debra Dynamite (voiceovers only) others uncredited

Length: 84 minutes

Date of Production: 1993

Extra's: The extras included here were the photogallery, a cast page without links, and a list of three Classic VCA titles without trailers, but they also added a 6 minute long photo montage with Jim Holliday providing some commentary on the gals.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Return of the Cheerleader Nurses was presented in the originally filmed 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jim Holliday (though credited to Bionca) for VCA Pictures (shot concurrently with Cheerleader Nurses 1) back in 1993. The picture was blurry more than a few times, relied on a sense of raw energy rather than technical expertise, and had a wonderfully diverse cast as seen on the back of the DVD cover. The fleshtones were a bit washed out and occasionally out of focus but fans of classic porn understand the limitations of the genre at least as well as I do so take the rating with a grain or ten of salt. The audio was presented in the usual Dolby Digital stereo English but the vocals appeared to be looped in a few cases, the dialogue slightly out of synch at times, and it sounded hollow more often than not. The music was trademark Jim Holliday style as provided by Double Vision, perhaps an early iteration of Reno & the Rum Runners, with intermittent music punctuating the scenes from time to time.

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Body of Review: Jim Holliday may be gone from this mortal coil but his legacy lives on through the scores of great porn titles he left behind over the years. Few people understood his work in the industry but fans routinely sought his movies out, even if he rarely achieved the kind of critical acclaim he seemed to seek (for all his bluster about it on various commentary tracks, it was clear he had issues with professional critics being less appreciative then fans). As I continue to check out his older works, I found that his lesbian orgy sequences to still hold up really well compared to what you can find on the shelves today, with Return of the Cheerleader Nurses having one that I still fondly recall after so many years (no small feat in the disposable world of porn). The sequel to Cheerleader Nurses 1, the story elements continued the silly antics of the nursing world as the cast fucked and sucked their way silly through their educational program. The cover said it like this: "Welcome back to the Burton Allen Institute- where ambitious young ladies train to be more than just nurses--they train to be Cheerleader Nurses. Join our all-star canst of voluptuous vixens as they vamp their way to vocational Valhalla in this sensual sequel from the one and only Jim Holliday. Catch it before the National Health Plan goes into effect!" That said, here's a look at the scenes, noting that cast ID's weren't provided and no condoms were bothering the viewer here:

Scene One: Alex Jordan, playing a hot to trot nurse on the prowl for doctor cock, joined Justin Case, inside the office to get a little oral loving by the man with her jilling herself as he fingered and licked her soundly. He then started banging her pussy and popped about as quickly as I would after a short while screwing her pussy. It was too short but that's indicative of most earlier porn flicks, allowing this to come across as a nice warm up instead.

Scene Two: Lacy Rose, an attractive brunette wearing a nurse outfit and sexy white lingerie underneath it, tended to injured Randy Spears in his bed. While it was his foot that was hurt, she concentrated her efforts on making his cock feel better, working the shaft with her mouth and hand as he rubbed her pussy and fingered it. The two seemed almost like a real life couple (except that they enjoyed each other) and he ate her out as she sat on his face before they boned. He lasted longer than Justin did in the previous scene but it was still an early pop with him jerking off on her breasts to close things out.

Scene Three: Tiffany Mynx, the hotty on the left hand side of the front DVD cover, has long been known as a beauty with awesome curves so it was interesting to see her here in the early part of her career as she played with Jon Dough. He removed her nurse outfit and she laid back on the bed as he tended to her needs orally. They projected as much chemistry as the last pair did, but also some passion for one another, not completely focused on how well they gave each other head. This led to her actively riding his cock in a fashion that even today seems to evade understanding by most gals in the industry, with Jon dropping a Peter North sized load.

Scene Four: Debi Diamond, the blonde on the right hand side of the front DVD cover, was up next in a solo scene after talking on the phone to Jim Holliday (in a cameo role). She stroked herself and oiled up her body in a fashion that really worked for me, doing her tits, pussy, and even ass before giving herself a technical DP. The taste testing was hot and the scene was probably the closest to modern porn with the exception that she appeared to be actually getting off rather than just going through the motions.

Scene Five: Rebecca Bardoux, way back when she was young and firm (I'd still tap her if given the chance), was up next with Joey Silvera in the study on a black leather couch. She blew him like he was the only thing existing in the world and that led to his screwing her vaginally in a few positions where she would push back on his cock. I thought they were having fun for real given the quality of the ride and he ended far too quickly by rubbing out a load onto her ass cheeks in doggy style.

Scene Six: Melanie Moore, Nikki Sinn, Crystal Wilder, Kiss, Sharon Kane, Stacy Nichols, Shawnee Cates, Bionca, Lacy Rose, Alex Jordan, Debi Diamond, and Tiffany Mynx were up next in a wild lesbian orgy on a couple of beds after the ladies opened up a care package from the nice folks at Adam & Eve full of great sex toys. A lot of the toys were anal oriented but there seemed to be no shortage of holes to fill as the gals climbed all over one another to bust a nut or two. It looked like the entire female cast but it was shot in such a way that keeping track of the women was all but impossible (the editing by former performer Eric Edwards contributed to this facet of the production). Still, if you like seeing hot women work each other over with toys; this was one of the best scenes I've ever enjoyed (I remember watching it on tape over a decade ago and getting off many times). Yum!

Summary: Return of the Cheerleader Nurses was better than Cheerleader Nurses 1 and one that director (credited or not) Jim Holliday long held as indicative of his work so while it suffered from some of the same limitations all porn made years prior to the DVD format seems to, Return of the Cheerleader Nurses was worth a rating of Recommended for the kind of added spark it offers the modern viewer. It certainly didn't hurt to have Tiffany Mynx looking as fine as she did but the other gals were working the meat pipe so well too that dismissing their efforts would be a mistake. The technical values were much like all older porn, the extras weak, and the strength of the movie derived largely from the raw energy of the cast.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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