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Shy Love's Mass Destruction

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 9/27/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Mass Destruction

VCA Pictures

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Shy Love

Cast: Sandra Romain, Christian, Annie Cruz, Alex Sanders, Cindy Crawford, Ben English, Marcus London, Missy Monroe, Alec Knight, Jay Huntington, Nadia Styles, Sascha

Length: 88 minutes

Date of Production: 4/14/2006

Extra's: VCA Pictures has recently taken to adding in full length movies as their primary extra; a move I find to be exceptionally praiseworthy. This time, the DVD in question was Ass Blasters 1, a compilation of almost award winning (in some cases at least) anal scenes taken from the extensive vaults of the company that lasted 105 minutes, though it provided a lot of condom using scenes for those that care (the movie was produced in 1999, released on DVD in 2004, and apparently remastered recently to include a trailer for Teractive). As far as unique to the movie material goes though, the best extra was the 5.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Erik as he captured the director routinely getting cameraman sweetheart Matt Holder all excited while setting things up for her scenes. It was too short but considering the main extra, I'm not going to bitch about it. The other extras on the disc were trailers to shows like the cool looking upcoming flick Teractive and three generic titles, a slide show, and a bit of spam.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mass Destruction was presented in a non-anamorphic widescreen color letter boxed aspect ratio of about 1.85:1 as shot by director Shy Love for release by VCA Pictures. The lighting was generally solid, limiting the grain, video noise, and other areas that lighting tends to impact (the fleshtones were very accurate, for example). The composition of the camera work was decent and enhanced the look of the ladies, rarely showing their minor blemishes and flaws as others seem too willing to do these days. I saw no obvious compression artifacts and the DVD mastering looked pretty solid. The audio was offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English with no separation between the channels and limited dynamic range; seemingly on the low side as well. The use of music wasn't a big issue either so the vocals were the focal point of the audio tracks too.

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Body of Review: Shy Love is best known for her curvy figure, attractive face, and general sensuality in her scenes as a performer but recently she has been making the move into directing as well. Wisely hiring some decent technical staff to assist her on making her titles look better than most novices seem to do, she has been showing a lot of people that her potential for making movies behind the camera is almost as solid as her work in front so that brought me to her latest title; Mass Destruction. The movie was a set of five scenes of ladies having hardcore sex with minimal set up with an emphasis on slightly rough action. The scenes were all at least pretty good with a few that really shined for me, proving Shy has what it takes to suck seed (I mean, succeed). Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used but Shy wasn't having sex either:

Scene One: Sandra Romain, the well established anal queen seen on the lower left hand corner of the front DVD cover, was up first as she teased Christian on a stripper stage (complete with pole) inside a large house. She wore some skimpy pink panties and black thigh high boots, gyrating before he came up on stage to offer his cock for her to aggressively suck. While officially classified as an anal queen, her oral skills were nothing short of amazing and he had to take a break to play with her corset covered breasts to keep from popping, leading to a short titty fuck before he tapped her pussy. It was an active romp but she wanted, no demanded, more and after stretching out her tight ass with a large purple dildo, he started for territory he was quite familiar with; ass! The initial anal position was a double anal with him and the toy, her using a lot of dirty talk as she impaled herself soundly on the rod. This led to more anal in varied positions, both of them into the moment before the inevitable swallowing (at least she looked to do so as the camera faded away).

Scene Two: Annie Cruz, the gal featured on the upper right hand corner of the front DVD cover in her pink satin corset ad black accessories, was up next by the fireplace with Alex Sanders. There was no tease since they got right down to business with a few kisses used to liven up the mood as he slowly disrobed her. He orally spent a short time on her breasts and then got twisted by using hot, dripping candle wax over her sensitive spots before she started throatfucking his cock. He did snack on her ass crack but it was a matter of seconds before he was actively nailing her from behind, tearing into the ass like he was trying to get off quickly. She did ATM and several more positions that allowed her to come alive before she took his anal creampie and shit it out. The two seemed made for one another throughout the scene and the chemistry was nearly as decent as the energy levels displayed.

Scene Three: Cindy Crawford, the blonde featured on the upper left hand corner of the front cover (with the biggest picture of all of the ladies too), was up next in a living room scene in the same outfit she wore on the cover. She was masturbating when Ben English and Marcus London joined her, taking charge of her with a riding crop and rough sex. Marcus rubbed her crotch while Ben jammed fingers in her mouth, booth spanking and otherwise taking advantage of her situation before having her aggressively blow them. The men then took turns getting head and screwing her from behind, moving to anal after a healthy dose of vaginal plowing. They even did some DP work on her but it was clear that they were stretching her limits to the max and soon popped their loads onto her face with some post coital sucking closing the scene out as she laughed and smiled.

Scene Four: Missy Monroe, the only gal not shown on the front DVD cover, was up next as the play toy of Alec Knight and Jay Huntington; both of whom treated her like a dog. She was made to crawl over to them, beg, and make doggy noises, with her purple corset and black panties looking most fetching on her before the aggressive blowjob she gave them. Alternating between their cocks, she gagged, deepthroated, and otherwise showed them a great oral time before they took turns screwing her. The men doubled up and gave her a DPP (both in her pussy at once) bareback, tearing into her before dropping loads into her mouth. She begged for them to treat her that way and seemed to like the taste of spunk in her mouth, closing out a short but hot little scene.

Scene Five: Nadia Styles, a long time pal of Shy's from what I gather and the cutie seen on the lower right hand side of the front DVD cover, began the final scene by masturbating on the couch at night; feeling up her meaty lips and sweet little breasts as though in need of a cock. Sascha walked in on her and treated her like property, demanding a lap dance that she gave with no hesitation. She rubbed his cock with her ass through their clothing, leading to him sporting an erection in need of sucking, offering dirty talk when her mouth wasn't full. It was not as aggressive a hummer as some of the others but she showed she could hang with the big boys by working up to it, leading to her strong suit of vaginal screwing. She actively rode his cock in her cookie like there was an itch deep inside her needing to be scratched, screaming out loud as he tapped into her. This continued until he popped his load onto her face, forgetting that the title was anal driven (she did some squirting and PTM but that was as extreme as it got).

Summary: Mass Destruction might've been better had director Shy Love jumped in on a couple of scenes or at least had a few scenes to call her own but at the same time, it provided some decent stroke and replay value with the splendid extra of a full fledged compilation added in to enhance the fuck for your buck value of the movie. As such, I rated the movie as Recommended since it had plenty of fun, some rough sex as advertised, and enough material to make Mass Destruction worth picking up.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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