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Scurvy Girls Vol. 1

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 9/28/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

In short? Rob Rotten and company fuck more hot 'punker bitches.' Does anyone else remember that song by the Dayglo Abortions? That band was great. Rob should have used their music on this DVD, but he didn't. At any rate, there's no plot, so here's who fucks who and how they do it:

Scene 1 Ragen Reece And Rob Rotten: After a goofy introduction wherein a bunch of old VHS tapes are smashed to bits and pieces, the action starts. Ragen, a sexy little blonde with plenty of tattoos and some of the tape out of the VHS tapes wrapped around her, struts her stuff for the camera and starts diddling her clit with her finger to get things moving in the right direction. Rob comes into the scene and he goes down on her and uses his finger on her pussy and his thumb in her ass before she gives him head. He fucks her missionary style then doggy style and she gets on top of him for a bit before he lies her down and chokes her while he fucks her pussy. After that he pulls out and jerks himself off onto her pretty face.

Scene 2 Lexi Bardot And Nick Manning: After she's done perusing the latest issue of AVN, Lexi decides to give Nick a blowjob. She drops to her knees and sucks his cock taking him all the way into her mouth and down into her throat before changing things up a bit and lavishing some attention to his balls. She fingers herself and rubs her clit as she gives him head and then he starts fucking her pussy from a few different angles. After he's had her from behind and on top he decides to shift gears and fuck her in the ass, taking his prick out of her a few times so that she can suck him clean, only to stick it right back in her ass again a second or two later. After he's done fucking her ass she drops down in front of him and he blows his load into her mouth.

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Scene 3 Allie Sin And Tony Tedeschi: These two are hanging out at the bar when the mood hits them. Good thing no one else is around or they might get into trouble, but the fact is that they take advantage of this alone time to get to know one another a little better. She takes off her top and shows off the goods for the camera before getting down on her knees and going down on his dong. She sucks his balls and then stands up so that he can suck on her perky little titties for a bit, after which he sits her down, spreads her legs, and eats her pussy. He slips it into her then turns her around and gives her some more from a different angle before she rides him a bit. After he's had a good long fuck at her twat he pulls out and she sucks him to a finish and he unloads in her mouth.

Scene 4 Texas Presely And Jenner: Texas is wandering around the office in a cute little slutty outfit showing off the goods. Texas is also the reason that the president's dead according to Glenn Danzig, but that's another story all together. At any rate, Jenner likes what he sees and she comes over to show his appreciation for what he's got by taking down his pants and swallowing his pork-saber. From there he decides to slap his meat between her sweater puppies and give her a good old-fashioned titty fucking before spreading her legs and having a stab at her twat. He fucks her doggy style and they go for some reverse cowgirl action once or twice before he gets his fill of her pussy and pulls out to stroke off onto her face which he does, with a vengeance.

Scene 5 Charlotte Stokely, Yalentina La Fee And Rob Rotten: This final scene starts off with Rob getting high (drug use can lead to erectile dysfunction, Mr. Rotten, you really should know better and try harder to set a positive example for all those kids who look up to you!). The music gets louder and smoke starts to fill the room as Rob spies the two lovelies getting down and dirty with one another. He moves in on the girls and as Charlotte and Yalentina (who looks nice with her semi-mohawk and black eyeliner seriously, this chick is smoking hot!) to stick his prick into the one pussy that isn't being eaten. There's a lot of cock sucking and pussy eating going on between the three participants and soon enough Rob is railing Yalentina from behind as she's munching Charlotte's finely sculpted beaver and then screwing Charlotte as she eats Yalentina out. He pulls out and gobs all over Charlotte's mouth and face and she shares his goop with Yalentina to bring the scene, and the feature, to a close.

Overall we're not really breaking any new ground here but this is a solid gonzo offering for those who like their girls a little different from the typical porno movie norm. Yalentina is the hottest of the batch and here's hoping we see more work from her down the road, but the rest of the girls are all quite attractive as well.



This shot on video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.33.1 fullscreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident in some of the darker colors and the blacks but other than that, there's not a lot to complain about. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on, and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything is coming up roses as far as the look of the film is concerned.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. The soundtrack is mixed in properly at a respectable level most of them time but there are a few spots where the music is definitely louder than it needed to be and as such it slightly overshadows the speaking parts when they do occur. Bass response is nice and lively and overall, for a porno movie, this is a better than average effort.


The main supplement is a lengthy making of featurette that contains some interesting behind the scenes and interview footage of the cast and crew chilling on set as well as at work. It's worth a look if you're wanting to see more of any of the performers featured here as they all get some screen time. Other than that, there's not a whole lot here in terms of extra features but there are trailers included for a few other Loaded Digital releases. There's also a still gallery, a weblink and some phone sex ads.

Final Thoughts:

Good looking women getting fucked rarely gets old and if you want your women natural in terms of body type but maybe with some tattoos or a more counter culture sort of appeal to them, then Scurvy Girls should prove to be your bag. The movie looks pretty good and sounds decent and the making of featurette adds some value to the package. Recommended.

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