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My First Porn 7


Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/1/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

My First Porn 7

Digital Playground

Genre: Comedy, Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Cast: Gianna, Scott Nails, Kinzie Kenner, Christian XXX, Luscious Lopez, Sasha Grey, James Deen, Lorena Sanchez
Non-sex roles by: Non-sex roles by: Jelena Jensen, Harry Bali, Mark, Nick P.; (Joey Pulgadas on voiceovers)

Length: 104.5 minutes

Date of Production: 5/15/2006

Extra's: There was a photogallery, a slide show, a cum shot recap, and trailers for movies like Island Fever 4, Sexual Freak 2, Sexual Freak 1, Teagan's Juice, Jack's Playground 32, Ass Addiction, Jack's POV 3, My First Porn 6, Teen America 15, Jack's Big Ass Show 3, Deeper 2, Jack's Big Tit Show 2, My First Porn 5, Teen America 14, Hot Rod For Sinners, Jack's Playground 31, Jack's Playground 30,Jack's Big Tit Show, Jack's Big Ass Show 2, Island Fever 3, Pirates, Virtual Sex: Teagan Presley, Virtual Sex: Jesse Jane, Virtual Sex: Nikki Hunter, Virtual Sex: Sophia Santi, Control , Deeper, Way of the Dragon, My First Porn 4, Intoxicated, Hard Candy 1, Jack's POV, Porcelain.

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: My First Porn 7 was presented in 1.85: anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for distribution by Digital Playground. The visual elements of the movie were consciously designed to look as they did with a slightly rough look to support the thematic concept of the show (a newbie director trying to make his dream porn against all odds). The flesh tones were accurate, the composition of the shots well done, and all the lighting suited the ladies in their respective scenes. The DVD was mastering allowed for no compression artifacts to be observed and no video noise popped up, completing a very nice visual presentation that worked all around. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways. Absent was the fancy, and typically lame, porn music many of Robby's peers rely on to mask various audio flaws. There were some repetitive moans and comments used by the gals but they weren't as heat draining as they could have been, something I appreciate being a consideration in Robby's movies.

Body of Review: Robby D. is the porn fan turned director now shooting the majority of titles at Digital Playground (the balance for his own Handheld Pictures, exclusively distributed by the company). His wealth of ideas and supporting staff (primarily Joey and Nick) have been leading the company to buck the industry trends, selling more volumes of the various Jack series he directs all the time. The latest such title is My First Porn 7, the sequel to My First Porn 6, where the idea behind this series is that Jack is actually shooting porn, not beauty contests or scamming gals with music video work, and as a novice director he tries to incorporate all the flaws of modern porn as what he wants to shoot. The humor of the scenes comes in when he runs into the everyday troubles of the industry (flaky gals, language barriers, over done stereotyped settings and concepts, etc.) and the occasional pearl of wisdom by his mentor, Leo Pradnesh (by Harry Bali with a mechanically driven voice over by one of the creative geniuses behind the scenes of the franchise). This time, each of the scenes continued to demonstrate some of the problems that pop up on porn shoots, from the issues of getting locked out of a set, to male talent making an air pop, to a picky guy, to a loser Alt-Boy and a flaking female; all handled with the silly make do attitude a guerilla director like Robby D. is capable of projecting when he's in character. Here's a look at the scenes, noting that

Scene One: Gianna, the busty babe featured on the front DVD cover in the middle, was up first as she surprised scene partner Scott Nails (who was expecting a flat chested gal) with her bountiful bosoms. She tried on a bunch of outfits but none of them fit her so she went outside to do the stills. This led to a problem requiring them to do the scene on the front porch, Scott getting her wet by going down on her pretty little pussy as she moaned in pleasure. Her huge, all natural breasts swayed as she wiggled about, getting her hot to suck him off like the established professional she was. It was a moderately aggressive hummer (with distracting planes taking off in the background on the audio track) that showed she enjoyed the meat pipe a lot, leading into the active vaginal riding that she did in all the positions. I really liked how she went out of her way to make her breasts move about; bobbing up and down as she impaled herself on his rod. She did some PTM and he rubbed out a load onto her chest; leaving "enough to glaze a donut" according to Gianna who then licked some from her chest.

Scene Two: Kinzie Kenner, the hotty on the right hand side of the front DVD cover (and one of the few non-contract stars of Island Fever 4), was up next with Christian XXX on a couch. The gag here was how popular he was and how much work he was doing; calling himself an A list stud. I'll admit that he's one of the most versatile men in porn for a number of reasons but the good news is that she's easily one of the best working gals in the industry today so I figured the scene would be as hot as the last one. It started off with some kissing before he went down on her, getting her to her special place as a result. By the time it came to her turn for orally pleasuring him, she was naked except for her sneakers and white socks but she was really solid at giving head. If you like sloppy, wet blowjobs with the gal getting her hair pulled, you'll get off on this one pretty quickly but it got better too. She lit up when it came time to ride his cock with her pussy, making those cute noises she makes and really bouncing on him in a manner that would cause me to nut in about five seconds, doing PTM as he tried to get up from his comfy spot. She did more oral on him (playing with his balls too) after the riding, riding him in several more positions just as enthusiastically before he shot an imaginary pop shot that had her looking at the camera with disappointment. It was a hilarious little moment ("A List My Ass!" according to Kinzie) that ultimately got him to pop a moderate shot. It was a very good scene though thanks to her efforts.

Scene Three: Luscious Lopez, the attractive brunette with the large ass and all natural chest, was up next with Scott Nails; who played a newbie male. Scott took issue with her looks and acted like a prima donna about working with her because he considered her ugly, resulting in her natural skills winning him over as she jerked him off during the blowjob. Her tiny bikini complemented her figure and for all of his denials, his penis responded to her feminine charms quite well. I liked how she wiggled her fleshy ass as he stood like a gay man who didn't care, her tongue action as solid as any in the business have provided in recent months. His hesitation was amusing when it was his turn to go down on her too; both Robby and Luscious trying to coax him into the mood. There was some teasing about which hole he'd be hitting, resulting in the ass being the target of choice. She actively rode him this way, with some sporadic humor tossed in to illustrate his attitude (and her willingness to put up with it) during the sweet booty shake. The voices in his head were a scream and his minimal pop shot saved the day.

Scene Four: Sasha Grey, a hot looking "fuck junkie" that has generated a lot of industry buzz, was up next as she described her reason for getting into porn before James "Alt-Boy" Deen; admitting that everyone hates him, joined her on the couch. There was a surprise cameo by creative genius type Nick P. as he apparently took over the filming of the scene (per the ending credits); showing the couple going right into a sloppy hummer and vaginal penetration as she sought to win an award. The performance aspect of the scene was part of the humor involved in the concept with him choking her as she repetitively screamed out generic comments about pounding her pussy. She treated him like a prop and always looked at the camera, dispelling any notion that she was into the action (again, on purpose in a scripted manner) even when they switched to anal. It actually looked different than Robby's style of direction so even if the humor factor wasn't staged, it was interesting to watch (though somewhat over the top, I can see why she has a loyal and rapidly growing following). The ending facial was decent and while I don't think it'll win any awards, the scene showed that Nick might want to take a shot at directing his own flicks from time to time.

Scene Five: Lorena Sanchez, the hotty on the left side of the front DVD cover, played a maid at a house that Jack was going to shot at. When the female talent flaked, Lorena, speaking no English whatsoever, jumped in to take over and make some money by doing a scene with Scott Nails. The speeding through the blathering portions of the dialogue was funny, leading to her slowly losing her clothing as a result. The men pawed her (Robby laying claim to her left titty) before she started sucking his dick like a seasoned professional, working the meat pipe as if she were a virtuoso giving a concert. The oral gave me a boner and I liked her use of Spanish as a change of pace but it was the way she seemed to get into riding his cock vaginally that seemed to really liven up the scene. She wasn't the most active gal of the show at first but it took her mere moments to pound herself down on him with a few more positions left before he popped a big load on her ass cheeks. I won't spoil the cute ending but suffice it to say that the scene was another worthy one to watch repeatedly.

Summary: My First Porn 7 by Robby D. might not appeal to the same audience as Island Fever 4 but it was a decidedly appealing set of gonzo scenes with solid technical values, a lot of enthusiasm, and the kind of skill the cast has been known for. Thanks in large part to the stroke and replay value (since the extras were on the weak side again), I rated it as Recommended, though fans of the cast will likely find My First Porn 7 a cut above the pack and worth an even higher rating. The comedy elements of the movie were also present, with Nick trying his hand at capturing a scene with the same skill as his partner Robby (succeeding too), so I can safely say that the series is getting better with time, not even needing to rely on some of the contract hotties to elevate the interest factor of the show.

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