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Mother Load

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 10/2/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Mature women

Running time: 133 minutes, plus extras

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Darryl Hanah, Cheyenne Hunter, Chelsea Zinn, Lisa Ann, Celestia, Vicky Vette; Trent Soluri, Jenner, Scott Nails, James Deen, Mr. Pete

The basic milf scenario -- mature lady seduces a very willing young guy -- is followed faithfully in this good-looking video comprising six scenes. And unlike some titles passing themselves off as milf material, "Mother Load" actually features women in their 30s and older.


Scene 1:
A geeky kid (Trent Soluri) selling newspaper subscriptions door to door makes a newsworthy call on home-alone housewife Darryl Hanah. While he waits in the foyer, she repairs to the bedroom to get her long legs into fishnets and black heels. Darryl is clearly into her sex and likes to kiss and whisper to her partner; Soluri takes a little time to get fully jointed, but he finally reveals a deceptively large unit. All oral and humping variations are tried, including doggie anal and ass-to-mouth cum shot (which Darryl happily swallows). The lady's large cliterection and an audible pussy fart are sweet bonuses.

Scene 2:
A soccer mom (Cheyenne Hunter) is driving around and spots little Jimmy (Jenner) and offers him a ride home. First stop, however, is her place. For some lemonade. Yeah, we've heard that one before. Jimmy seems unaware of this ploy but soon succumbs gladly to the leggy brunette's oral attentions. She gets on top for some total ball control, and follows up with some impressive pretzel positioning: she gets her ankles behind her head, providing easy, all-over access to the kid. Cheyenne's groans sound like a race car revving up, shifting gears, then speeding up again. She enjoys some sideways anal and a mouth load at the finish.

Scene 3:

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Trent Soluri is back, this time as a college kid who comes calling on a friend, but winds up cumming on the friend's mom (Chelsea Zinn). But not before he imagines her as toned and tanned stipper. In his fantasy, she climbs off her pole to service him (including voracious deep-throating) and then enjoy doggie action and more. The small-butted, small-breasted beauty goes for some reverse cowgirl anal, among other diversions, before jumping up to accept a tongue spraying.

Scene 4:
Old favorite Lisa Ann displays some decent, snarky line readings as a housewife who has a new personal trainer over for some private weight training. When the guy (Scott Nails) starts to talk too much, she shuts him up with "How about I give you a blowjob and you can see what it feels like from someone who isn't wearing a retainer?" (Spoiler alert -- The answer is: Okay.) Lovely big-breasted Lisa goes for a ride, ripping open the crotch of her pantyhose. She returns for more mouth attention between positions. She ends up on her knees as the tattooed guy jacks it into her mouth.

Scene 5:
There's not much exposition in this scene. Tall blonde Celestia is simply doing a lonely striptease in the privacy of her own home when James Deen steps into camera view and they get right to oral play. Celestia has the best, fullest butt on the DVD, but also a boob job that Dr. 90210 might not approve of. She seems to have a little dryness problem (and slight lack of enthusiasm) as the humping starts, but she acts her way through doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and more, and keeps a smile on her pretty face as the cum flies.

Scene 6:
Vivaciousness isn't a problem for Kirstie Alley look-alike Vicky Vette. She's on the phone with her away-for-the-day husband and assuring him that she'll keep herself busy at home. She continues the conversation as she slides home-wrecker Mr. Pete's peter into her mouth. The giggly Vette gets it on in every position (except anal) and even laughs as Pete pops on her inviting face. Not exactly the reaction a guy wants, but okay.


Menus and chapterization
The root menu of "Mother Load" has a full-action piece of Cheyenne Hunter's scene playing beneath the menu options. Pick "scene selection" and you can easily navigate to the girl you want, with full motion video and a next level of chapters labeled "Blowjob," "Missionary," "Spoon," "Anal Doggy" and other such helpful guideposts. In all, there are 51 chapters on the two-hour-plus main program, which breaks up the action nicely.

If you do nothing at the end of the final credits, the movie starts again from the beginning.

Picture and audio
All scenes are brightly photographed, with all sex shot indoors. Colors are vivid (check out the blue eyes on Vicky Vette and Celestia) and the camerawork is up close without being distracting. There are good lingering closeups of all essential body parts; the direction refrains from artsy effects.

While the main menu hints that we're getting a widescreen picture, in fact, the feature and the trailers are in old-school full frame.

No audio format is specified on the box or onscreen, but the sound is fine, with the usual porn caveat that groans and screams are loud while dialogue and sweet nothings are often not quite picked up. A Spanish-dubbed soundtrack is offered as an option.

In addtion to a photo gallery and a cum shot loop, the DVD offers a decent behind-the-scenes featurette. We see Celestia being directed in her scene. We get an extensive interview with Cheyenne Hunter, a longtime stripper who, after doing some porn "in the early '80s," is ready "to be dirty." But best of all is a long segment in which Chelsea Zinn slowly rides Trent Soluri's cock while they and a couple of crew members casually discuss the latest developments on "The Sopranos" and "American Idol." Just like any other watercooler chat at the office.

There's a thick load of trailers that give substantial looks at the goods: "Internal Combustion 7," "Fishnets 2," "Drive Thru 3," "Apprentass 3," "Double Decker Sandwich 6," "POV Centerfolds," "Who's Your Daddy? Volume 7" and "Teenage Jizz Junkies."


"Mother Load" delivers on its promise of displaying women who are not right off the bus. Chelsea Zinn is 35, Lisa Ann is 34 and Cheyenne Hunter is in her early 40s, and they and most of their co-stars show horny enthusiasm despite the somewhat tired scenarios. Fans should get off repeatedly on this collection of mature, pretty women with great bodies enjoying themselves big-time.

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