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Heart Breakers

Studio: Dreamland » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/3/06

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Heart Breakers 1

Mach 2/Supercore

Genre: Vignette

Director: Otto Bauer

Cast: Jayda Diamonds, Otto Bauer, Audrey Hollander, Mark Wood, Toby Pacific, Sascha, Vivian West, Chris Charming, Ashley Anne, Van Damage

Length: 117.5 minutes

Date of Production: 6/29/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 13.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by Skeeter Kerkove that spent almost as much time with Otto and cameraman Jim Powers as the hotties. There was a lot of humor, nudity, and some anecdotes worth watching at least once; presented in letterboxed widescreen. There was also a cumshot recap, a photogallery, a bunch of trailers, and some spam as well as a double sided DVD cover (other covers on the reverse side only though).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Heart Breakers 1 was presented in a 1.85:1 ratio non-anamorphic widescreen letterbox color that looked nice in most ways as directed by Otto Bauer for release by Mach 2/Supercore. In his favor, Otto wisely used the substantial talents of Jim Powers and Skeeter Kerkove on cameras and assisting with the other technical matters so with that kind of wealth of technical knowledge helping him, it really shouldn't be a surprise that the fleshtones looked accurate, the composition of the camera angles enhanced the looks of the cast, and the amount of grain and video noise was minimal (Skeeter also took care of lighting from what I understand). I had recently inquired as to what happened to Skeeter as I missed his movies (the guy does a fine job directing) so I'm glad he has found a way to continue to make movies of reasonably decent caliper. I saw no compression artifacts either and this led me to think the DVD mastering was well handled too. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English with no separation worth mentioning on the vocal aspects of the movie but the music was pretty darned good even if a few more lines might've helped keep it from sounding repetitive.

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Body of Review: Otto Bauer is sometimes referred to as a lucky bastard because in addition to being a well respected porn stud, he's also married to Audrey Hollander and has a career in directing developing as I type this review. His latest DVD release distributed on his Supercore line by Mach 2 is Heart Breakers 1; a tribute to those hussies that helped us break the hearts of loved ones that did us wrong. The emphasis was on oral and anal sex (though not all had it here) with the skimpiest of set ups providing the impetus for the scenarios in question. Here's a brief glimpse at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Jayda Diamonds, the gal featured on the front DVD cover in the white thong, was up for some revenge sex when her boyfriend went to a massage parlor so she called up a male escort service to have unprotected anal sex; Otto Bauer showing up magically within minutes. After a cute introduction, she started slobbing his knob with a flair reserved for gals with lots of experience, licking his balls and diddling herself as throatfucked his shaft. They started with vaginal penetration as she impaled herself on his cock rapidly, him spanking her fleshy cheeks as they rippled from her bouncing. She was far less active in the anal portion of the riding but did a lot of ATM to try and make up for it. The scene ended with a facial that she swallowed whole, marking a decent opener scene.

Scene Two: Audrey Hollander, the award winning redhead seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as a hooker ready to service the anal needs of Mark Wood in her living room. She seductively rubbed him and made lots of eye contact before blowing him with her award winning skills (I use the term repeatedly in reference to the advertisements on the cover of the DVD case). She really wasn't wearing much and that didn't last long at all but the initial emphasis was on oral before she rode him very hard (the addition of music at this point seemed kind of strange to me too). Audrey has long been an anal queen and I expected no less than her to pound her ass down on his cock, finding myself not disappointed as she followed through as expected. There was lots of ATM too but the anal penetration was the dominant act this time and she seemed to relish the cock probing deep inside her rectum. At one point, I almost thought he was going to fist her, leaving the thumb out to play it safe from prosecution, going back to anally ripping her up after that. She begged for him to come in her mouth and he obliged, though much of his spew landed elsewhere so she had less to swallow.

Scene Three: Toby Pacific, the skinny blonde seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover (having just worked in a cameo in the previous scene), was up next at the bordello working the average sized cock of Sascha with the intent of him breaking his girlfriend's heart after how swell the scene was going to be. She pulled out his cock and started sucking him off fairly well, her tiny head making his look far bigger in the process. It wasn't a bad blowjob but following Audrey makes for a tough position to be in and her vaginal sex was kind of mechanically driven. The inevitable anal wasn't bad but she let him do most of the work and even swallowing his load at the end couldn't compensate for that. During the pile driver, she seemed to scripted and mechanical that I wondered if he had a clock over his shoulder, limiting the value of the scene for me a lot.

Scene Four: Vivian West, a busty blonde with a heart of gold, was up next in red lingerie as she helped a drunk Chris Charming forget his lady troubles by giving him a blowjob on the back porch. She wasn't able to handle his entire length but she sure tried hard enough; stroking him off as she moved down to his balls. She seemed to have some trouble sitting on his cock as the scene developed, the vaginal ride limited in heat because of it but she did seem to be giving it some effort by adding in dirty talk. They moved to anal after that and I admit that she didn't live up to her potential but I like gals with thick bodies so I hope she works on her skills to make better scenes in the future. She did swallow at the end of the action, but it wasn't the scene I was hoping for.

Scene Five: Ashley Anne, the gal on the upper middle of the front DVD cover with the girl next door looks, also decided to have revenge sex because of her drunk and cheating husband; taking on Van Damage as a result. This scene was oral and vaginal only but the up side to the matter was how actively she rode his cock and what a sweet little hummer she gave him. The moans were repetitive and the camerawork could've offered up more variety but she's one to look for in the future if this performance is any indicator of her potential.

Summary: Heart Breakers 1 wasn't the most evenly heated release by Mach 2 but it had some good sex that most straight men will find strokable with a range of ladies that many will find physically appealing. The levels of fuck for the buck, the moderate extras (though how the guys got on the subject of the comic book hero The Creeper, I'll never know), and the technical values were such that I figured Heart Breakers 1 was worth at least a Rent It. It wasn't the best work I've seen by director Otto Bauer but it showed his evolution a bit and my belief is that he'll grow over time as a result of such smaller efforts like this one.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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