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Destination Dirtpipe Vol. 2

Studio: Elegant Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/8/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Destination Dirtpipe 2

Elegant Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: William H. Nutsack

Cast: Claudia Adams, Vito Corleone, Kinzie Kenner, Mark Ashley, Lucy Lee, Neeo, Roses, Sasha Knox; Diana Lion & George Uhl (in the bonus scene only)

Length: 127.5 minutes

Date of Production: 8/26/2006

Extra's: Most fans will appreciate the bonus scene between Diana Lion and George Uhl as being the best extra. The scene lasted 25 minutes and served to remind me how much I liked the entire movie when I reviewed it not that long ago. I also liked the nearly 11 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it had some of the ladies looking ready to rumble in terms of their scenes but also sporting some attitude with those on the set as well. Nutsack seemed to encourage some of them to have extra fun on his set and that made it even more worth checking out though I would have preferred it more if all the ladies were given equal time. There was a second section of bonus footage lasting 3.5 minutes too with Patrick Collins playing around with the ladies. There was also a moderate length photogallery, a $5 coupon for Elegant Angel's new video on demand (VOD) service, spam, a double sided DVD cover, and trailers to shows like Big Wet Asses 7, Big Wet Tits 3, Squirt In My Gape, Greatest Asswhores Ever, Big Wet Asses, Slave Dolls 2, It's A Daddy Thing 2 and others. Fans might appreciate the silly 2.5 minute long Easter Egg with Nutsack showing some bathroom antics in an airplane in flight taking a dump (yuck!).

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Destination Dirtpipe 2 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director William H. Nutsack for distribution by Elegant Angel. The camera work was better than average this time with plentiful lighting to eliminate grain, video noise and shadows. This is one area that William can be less consistent so I applaud his efforts at improving quality. I saw no compression artifacts and the composition of the camera angles strongly favored the female performers better than some of the director's previous, older, works (and on par with his more recent efforts for those in a comparison mode). The 2.0 Dolby Digital English track was pretty basic with little separation or dynamic range yet I could hear the cast well enough in most cases. The scenes were largely quiet so those of you into Nutsack's musical interludes might feel left out, even if the theme was cute.

Body of Review: William H. Nutsack is one truly demented guy but if you're looking for a little of his sick imagination, his latest flick, Destination Dirtpipe 2, will likely please you no end. Like the well received Destination Dirtpipe 1, the movie was focused on food fetish action followed by anal antics, a combination that sort of seems fitting in this day and age of recycling. A cake would be brought into the scene by the lady, the couple would get all messy with it, and they'd eat cake and have it too as the saying (sort of) goes. Three of the scenes were shot in Europe, with the two men unidentified (I believe I got their names right but bug Nutsack about it if you want to be sure) but the women all looking like top end hookers you'd want to nail repeatedly (or at least until you maxed out your credit cards). Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Claudia Adams, a brunette with a lean figure and pretty eyes, was up next as she climbed the steps to a mansion in her short skirt, showing off her wares before going inside to take care of Vito Corleone; bringing him a cake. His hair looked weird with the fade but he enjoyed the confection as much as her body, combining the two to make for a messy food related scene. They were on the landing of the luxurious stairs while this took place, not leaving the food antics behind as she dropped to her knees to blow him. She had that European way about her, giving a technically sweet performance that sometimes lacked in passion but he wanted to tap into her really badly by the look on his face. After the minimal oral by her, she sat in the cake and he spent a great deal of time licking and eating the food off her body, especially from her ass and feet. The foreplay then turned to him getting a footjob before they went to the pool to clean off for the screwing portion of the movie. There was more blowjob footage, vaginal screwing, and anal screwing with a mechanical flair by the actively pumping gal (largely in the shower stall though). It ended when he rubbed out a load to her face, little falling on her tongue but she gave him some nice post coital sucking nonetheless.

Scene Two: Kinzie Kenner, the hotty on the front DVD cover and best performer of the lot by a significant margin, was up next as the tease portion was edited away to show her and Mark Ashley getting right down to business. I would have liked to have seen some extra tease from her (she's that hot folks!) but the food play gave way to him going down on her food covered body, reciprocated with her giving him a decent blowjob. Kitchen sex is always risky but this time it paid off as the couple seemed to be at home with each other throughout the action. He tapped her pussy in the chair, her making lots of dirty talk, and when they moved to her on top, the ripples from her perfect ass were great. She was initially less enthusiastic about the anal sex and she never really returned to her zone as they worked her backdoor but the scene was a good one that she seemed to enjoy participating in more than a little bit. It ended when he pulled out of her ass and rubbed out a load to her mouth, resulting in some post coital sucking with her into the act.

Scene Three: Lucy Lee, a lean brunette European with pretty eyes and a fine little ass, was up next as she teased to the music with her green lingerie hardly covering her. Her partner was Neeo, the Czech Republic wonderboy, and as soon as he entered the picture, she was sucking him off like a seasoned professional. She was more playful then Claudia with the cock and that made the scene better to enjoy, kneeling before him as she slobbed his knob. They did do some of the food play but there was less of an emphasis on doing so as they sucked and screwed both vaginally and anally. She did a decent masturbation act mid way through the scene but otherwise let him do most of the active pumping during the penetrative parts of the scene (weakening it in my eyes). She's a major cutie but still needs to learn how to passionately appreciate a cock before her scenes will elevate above single use strokers. It ended when she rubbed out a load to her mouth, never sucking down a drop by the looks of it.

Scene Four: Roses, a redhead wearing a black fishnet body stocking, was up next with Neeo as the two enjoyed a mini picnic on the floor of the large room. He fed her whipped topping on crackers and the cake laid on the floor just waiting to be used too. Her biggest gimmick was that she was a lactation queen, milking out a small glass in the BTS feature and drinking it but also using her mammary glands to pump out some fluid during the scene as well. She was a suitable cocksucker and while I didn't sense any real passion from her, she showed a considerable amount of talent as she engulfed his food coated cock deep into her mouth. After more of that dynamic, they were cleaned up and boning on the couch, her actively riding him as though he hit the spot. Her breasts showed to be full of milk as she did so (their fullness and way they bounced) but he was clearly hitting the right spot inside of her pussy. They moved onto anal after that, him doing all the work until the ending face pop where she lactated some more.

Scene Five: Sasha Knox, a very cute blonde gal with nice curves, was up last as she received her cake and the cock of Mark Ashley slammed right down into the frosting. I liked that she didn't care how messy she got as she blew him on the couch, savoring the sweet taste of frosting combined with the taste of his meatpipe all the more. The way she took care of him, it looked as much like she was worshiping his rod but the playfulness she showed in her neon pink fishnet body stocking was all the more reason to check out the scene. He then ate her out after coating her genitals with lots of icing, spending extra time rimming her before they screwed heartily. The anal was the strong part of the scene for her in the penetrative portion, but her oral skills ruled over that by a lot. It was a fun scene between the couple, ending with the pop shot going to her ass instead of her face. The cake dunking action was interesting though.

Summary: Destination Dirtpipe 2 was much like Destination Dirtpipe 1 in terms of the formula used to entertain and if you're in the market for something fun but different, it will likely be a solid choice from director William H. Nutsack's bag of tricks. The women weren't all perfect at what they did nor was the action always perfectly consistent but the overall levels of heat and playfulness made Destination Dirtpipe 2 worthy of checking out as a title I can Recommended. The food fetish crowd should consider this one as strokable as they'll find though and need to add it to their collections, so adjust your personal ratings according to how much you're into this kind of thing.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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