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Those Fuckin' Nuts


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 10/12/06



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Anal

Director: Rocco Siffredi

Length: Two Hours 9 minutes, not including extras

Cast: Nataly Brown, Vanessa Hill, Lora Craft, Angie, Thalia, Susane Brend, Mary, Jessica, Katia, Pretty Pol, Claudia, Myra, Jennifer Stone, Lucy Love, Kitty Sixx & Cindy Lords

Body of Review: Rocco Siffredi is arguably the most recognizable male name in the porn world. He has transitioned in his career from a show stopping hard cocked star into one of Evil Angel's small club of directors. In this DVD with some catch phrases of "An All Anal Farce" and "A screwball Cumedy" we get to see Rocco wield a camera instead of his notoriously large dick. Rocco either in front of the camera or behind it has always been one to push the envelope. This DVD has five scenes over two hours of sex and features a whopping sixteen different woman! I can't wait!

Scene 1: Nataly Brown & Vanessa Hill
A group of young men have been sentenced to go to serve in the military in some of the most war torn parts of the globe. In order to get over the depression of this immediate change in lifestyle, one of them decides it's much better to die for 'pussy' than the government. The leader takes a handful of men to the house of two women who display an unparallel portion of hospitality. Nataly Brown, a dark haired beauty takes on two guys and shows off some very impressive deep throating ability. Her roommate is uping the proverbial ante an taking on three cocks aimed and stretching out all of her holes. Vanessa is another brunette with a soft skin and nice looking rump. The guys pummel her Vanessa with dick, shoving stiff cocks wherever there is moisture, including some tough anal love. The two women are in a sea of dick and fucking and sucking their way out. Vanessa is super hot in this scene and looks stunning getting her poop shute hammered with anal and a super sized double penetration. This super scene ends with both girls covered in man goo.

Scene 2: Lora Craft

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Well, one way to get out of having to go to war is to pretend like you're crazy. In the case of these five men, it's not much of a stretch. Their recruiter comes to figure out what has happened to their new recruits and find them in the capable hands of some extremely hot doctors, orderlies and nurses in the insane asylum. Lora Craft is one of these hot little nurses in charge of the patients. She pulls the recruiter into a back room and lies on a hospital bed, showing off what lies underneath her hot little nurses outfit. Lora is a short haired women with a nice butt and a small and compact figure. She does know how to suck a dick well and shows off her skills in this scene. She gives up her shaved pussy without much of a fuss and even allows the recruiter special access into her asshole. The scene ends with some serious gape of Lora's ass and a thick helping of cum on her chin.

Scene 3: Angie, Thalia, Susane Brend & Mary
The inmates are out of control and taking over the hospital. There are four women left and a bunch of men immediately start jumping on tables and shoving cocks and fingers inside the women. This scene is truly different. There are a ton of stiff dicks circling these ladies, but also some middle aged spectators watching the action, playing the role of inmates and the asylum. Pretty inventive on the part of the director or writer. Thalia, one of my favorites has tons of dick around her. She's a long legged brunette with a body build for fucking. The other three are in no better condition. Even though this is a quasi-gang bank scene, there is no rhythm to it whatsoever. In this case, it actually added to the storyline of pure crazy chaos. Nuts were dropped randomly during the scene and the girls leave it covered in cum. Love the idea and solidly executed. Very freaky, in a good way

Scene 4: Katia, Pretty Pol, Claudia, Myra, Jennifer Stone & Lucy Love
The doctor has had it with the inmates and needs some time to get away form her work. It seems as though some of the craziness of the mental hospital has gotten to her. She's imagining the inmates in her house, and lead her into her worst nightmare: In this case, it's six smoking hot European nurses fucking her husband right in front of her. Her husband is laid on the table and stripped naked by the six super hot ladies and sucked head to toe (especially the toes). The women share his dick, taking turns sucking on his nuts and shaft. The white nurse strip to reveal sexy under garments under their working white uniforms. They all line up around the dinner table and bend over so the husband can taste each of their pussies and asses with his tongue and his cock. One of my favorite starlets, Jennifer Stone plays a prominent role in getting her tushy sodomized. He makes his way round, fucking the chicks in their asses with plenty of ass to mouth during the scene. It seems like a little waste of eye candy as there are just too many women to focus on. The scene ends with a rain of cum on their waiting faces.

Scene 5: Kitty Sixx & Cindy Lords
The crazies form the asylum are back and brought another female crazy and play on having their way with the hot Cindy Lords. She's a blonde women with great breasts and a perfectly edible shaved pussy. Her black haired companion, Kitty Sixx is wearing some great looking fishnets, fetish boots that highlight her spectacular body. The crazies forced feed dick to the girls aggressively, even forcing Cindy to lick some male ass. Cindy has a nice plump butt that shakes fantastically when she's riding dick. Kitty takes some hard anal, moaning the whole way through, spreading her own asshole for the gape shot while taking ass to mouth. Cindy takes the anal punishment with ass to mouth play as well. This hot scene concludes with paint jobs and cum sharing for both girls.

Extras: This Evil Angel release features a very helpful cast list and the usual photo shoot and an extended 25 minutes worth of behind the scenes footage, which more than half of is additional hardcore sex. Additional value is created in a very helpful cast list and filmographies so one can identify some of the many performers in this release. There are also extended trailers from other Rocco releases such as "The Ass Collector", "Animal Trainer 20" and Rocco's Dirty Dreams 3". A nice recap of all the cumshots is always value in my book. Solid collection of extras!

Summary: If nothing else, you can never blame Rocco for not being inventive. In this DVD he's got all sorts of different type of crazy uninhibited sex. A reverse gang bang, a four girl gang bang, and some middle aged voyeurism all made the menu. This was a fun trip to Rocco's perverse world I have to Recommend this DVD, as the sex was unique, hot and super energetic.


Cheers,

Colonel Mustard



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