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Hotel Affairs

Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 10/12/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Feature

Director: Alessandro Del Mar

Length: One Hour 35 minutes, not including extras

Cast: Justine Ashley, Elinor, Jamie Brooks, Diana Gold, Monica Lion & Jenna Brooks.

Body of Review: "Robert & Donna go on a romantic holiday to the Grenadine Islands, but Donna can't resist flirting with the hotel guests. Little does she know that by doing this she's making Robert a very happy man!" This is one of the Private Tropical Lines and features six hardcore sex scenes in the beautiful tropics.

Scene 1: Diana Gold
We find a blonde European woman has come across a dark skinned man on one of the secluded paths of the island. After treading the man to a healthy blowjob, she bends over and takes some doggy style lovin' from her black desperado. Little do they know they're being watched by a man and woman from forest. The blonde rides dick including some great looking anal reverse cowgirl while the voyeurs get their mutual masturbation on. By the end of the scene, there is a gaping asshole that looks like you could drive a truck through it. The scene ends with a pop on her pubes.

Scene 2: Monica Lion & Justine Ashley
Our heroine, Justine Ashley, comes across another couple fucking on the lush tropical beaches and finds herself aroused watching the other couple fuck and suck. The couple, including the sandy blonde haired and great bodied Monica play a game of hide the sausage on the beach with some great standing doggy style. Justine finds her way to the couple and starts sucking some dick to try and show up the other female, gagging heavily on the pork sword. Justine completed the affair by getting nailed while Monica tastes the juices off her man's dick. Justine gives up the anal as well before the two blondes share the milkshake. Solid scene. Justine has quite the mouth on her, and she loves to talk dirty.

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Scene 3: Monica Lion
Monica Lion is back and showing off her shaved snatch for a new set of customers on a boat on the open crystal blue water. Monica has a great set of natural breasts, that look fantastic with her tanned skin. Her plump ass and look legs looks like they would keep men drooling for months. She's paired with a couple of dicks and wastes no time showing off her oral skill on the two erect members, jerking each into her open mouth. The best part of the scene is watching her take anal reverse cowgirl while having a stiff dick rammed down her throat. A double penetration and a double show of cum on her chest ends the threesome scene.

Scene 4: Jenna Brooks
Jenna Brooks, a black women, with elongated breast, super athletic, skinny body and great legs is the next to show off her stuff for Private. She beings by sitting on a stiff cock in the surf, with her tits flopping up and down to contrast the rhythm of the sea. This scene lacks the heat of some of the others, but I always like to see some variety in the Eastern European cast. Jenna even takes some spoon anal before the guy jerks white all over her dark complexion.

Scene 5: Justine Ashley
Justine Ashley, the blonde on the cover, is the next up to fuck in front of a beautiful back drop. She's another long legged skinny blonde with long legs, and a boob job that looks to be on the cusp of bursting at any given moment. She's paired with a dark skinned gentleman with a thick dick. She bounces the thick rod down her throat while kneeling on the rocks of a river. In a difficulty of around 7.6, the man lifts Justine up, ankle deep in water and rails her hard. Justine takes plenty of time to suck the dick fresh from her snatch. Jamie goes right to anal, splitting her little rump hard against his dick. Not a very passionate scene at all, but an 'a' for effort. The scene ends with a pop shot on Justine's stomach.

Scene 6: Elinor & Jamie Brooks
In this scene, the hubby is getting some revenge on his wife for all of her time spent in the arms of others on the vacation. He finds two hot little blondes including the uber hot Elinor to share with a friend. Elinor is a bigger woman with great natural breasts and a hot face. Jamie is skinny, and very attractive in her own right. In a scene heavy on the handjobs, the foursome gets down to business on a thin stretch of beach. The oral is rather week on this scene, but the energy picks up during the intercourse. The two pair off and bump some serious beach side uglies with Jaime taking some hard anal before sucking the dicks fresh form their own asses. The two switch partners and take some more anal loving before treating Elinor to a double penetration and a double serving of cum on those beautifully tanned bodies.

Extras: Like all Private DVDs, the user has the option of listening to the DVD in a multitude of languages. The behind the scenes of this DVD has some extra sex, but not a whole lot of insight in the 10 minutes. There is the usual contact information from Private and trailers from "The Private Life of Ellen Saint", "Da Vinci", "Sluts 'R' Us", "Kinkyworld" and "XXX 30", along with an extended trailer from the super block buster "Sex City" trilogy.

Summary: One can easily argue that Private takes the cookie cutter to pornography, especially from their Tropical series. This particular Private Tropical release has small annoyances, but at the end of the day, it's some still very enticing and solid pornography. Unfortunately ,I've seen a little too much of this brand. I must say that this DVD deserves a Rent it rating as the talent and heat of this DVD lacked from some of the other Private releases.


Colonel Mustard

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