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Toy Boxes

Studio: Bad Seed » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 10/16/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Toy Boxes

Bad Seed

Genre: Female Masturbation

Condoms: None

Length: 124 Minutes

Director: Andre Madness

Date Of Production: 6/14/06

Cast: Hillary Scott (cover), Sandra Romain, Holly Wellin, Marie Luv, Harmony, Annie Cruz, Chloe Morgan, Angela Stone, Cassie Young, & Roxetta

Special Features: The only extras we get is a bonus scene. Taken from "Your Ass Is Mine 2" the scene features Ice La Fox (a brunette cutie) getting violated in all the typical positions. She really showed a lot of enthusiasm in an effort to put on a good performance. I'd gladly take a decent bonus scene over the crappy trailers and photo galleries most studios include.

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Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. Overall, the video quality is merely adequate. There were no major compression artifacts in the print, the lighting was adequate, but the colors were just horrendous. The colors were way too bright and the skin tones were often pinkish. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo that you'll find on most releases. What I really like about the audio on this release is the fact that there is no background music to distract you. This allows you to hear every little whimper and moan during the action. I really wish more companies would follow suit.

Body of Review: The cover of the DVD promises "a toy in every box" and that's exactly what you get. There are a total of twelve scenes on the disc, each lasting about twelve minutes in length. Each scene begins with a gorgeous girl sitting down and slowly undressing. During their sexy strip teases the girls often show off their well-tones bodies before getting down to business. Using a variety of sex toys the girls violate themselves in front of the camera. Some of the girls even go so far as to use toys both vaginally and anally at the same time. Reviewing each scene individually would be both cumbersome and repetitive; instead I chose to highlight a few of the better scenes.

Scene : Hillary. Hillary is the incredible blonde cutie on the cover of the DVD. After giving a sexy strip tease Hillary plays with her smooth, ample breasts. She takes out a large pink dildo and starts to viciously fuck herself. About half way through the scene she whips out some anal beads and puts them to good use in her pooper. It was quite a sight to watch her giving herself some intense DP action. Easily the hottest scene on the disc.

Scene 5: Harmony. The fifth scene stars a blonde-haired, blue-eyes vixen named Harmony. After giving a length interview, Harmony strips naked to reveal a flawless body. After fingering herself for a few minutes, Harmony takes out a huge pink dildo. Without skipping a beat she pummels her pussy in a variety of positions. I can't emphasize enough how great her body looks in this scene. Good job Harmony!

Scene 6: Chloe. Next up is Chloe. A slender brunette with a very youthful body. After her introduction, Chloe wastes no time in getting naked and masturbating with a red dildo. The camerawork was excellent and really got some amazing close-ups of the penetration. Even though she stays in the same position for the entire scene, it was thoroughly enjoyable. Chloe really made it looks like she was enjoy herself, not just putting on a show.

Final Thoughts: Sadly, I haven't had the chance to view too many female masturbation tiles in my day. I was expecting the action to get a little stagnant and boring after all the action is limited to just the girls masturbating. Fortunately that didn't happen and I was entertained for the entire 124 minutes. If you're sure you'll enjoy a DVD with just girls masturbating, this would make a solid addition to your collection. If your not sure this would have a high replay value for you, consider making it a rental first.

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