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Spring Chickens #16

Studio: Diabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/17/06

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Spring Chickens 16


Genre: Gonzo

Director: Chico Wang

Cast: Taryn Thomas, Brian Surewood, Sasha Knox, James Deen, Joel Lawrence, Hung Lo, Tiffany Rayne, Brian Pumper, Steve French, Amber Ashley, Tony T., Phoebe, Emily Evermoore, Kinzey Jo; Roxy Jezel and Will Powers (both in the bonus scene only): I couldn't find mope squad leader Arnold Schwartzenpecker in the movie though he was advertised on the cover and in the credits.

Length: 163 minutes

Date of Production: 3/14/2006 to 5/8/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 20.5 minute long bonus scene between Roxy jezel and Will Powers as described bellow. They acted silly but it was a cute change of pace for the director's typically harsh scenes. The other extras included a true double sided DVD cover, a cumshot recap, and a photogallery but that's it. There was no Behind the Scenes feature as advertised on the back cover, any such footage being incorporated into the movie itself.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Spring Chickens 16 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Chico Wang for distribution by Diabolic Digital. The lighting was almost always optimal on the bodies, limiting the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; but the crotches were not lit as well as they should have been. The composition of the shots wasn't always flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented with two choices; either with or without a musical score but both in 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English. The music was best left off in my opinion but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases.

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Body of Review: Chico Wang is one of the most controversial directors in porn, currently working for Diabolic as their lead director of the abuse porn they sell so much of. While most people seem to believe his shtick is an act, others aren't so sure as he comments online about the value of women routinely. His latest release is Spring Chickens 16, a movie where the women tend to passively have sex while their male partners treat them like fuck holes. I'm not particularly into that but as the back cover said: "Straight from the egg farm! These chicken heads love cock, and they will do anything in their power to get it! Double penetrations, feather ripping face fucking, ass demolishing anal, and hen dipped ass to mouth are just a few of the delights these whores will stoop to, to get the cock. So step up and knock one down!" If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:

Scene One: Taryn Thomas, the hotty on the front DVD cover, was up first as she followed the general formula of introducing herself outside and clucking like a chicken (while smoking her cigarette in lingerie). The scene then cut to the usual set the director uses as they discussed the bountiful array of fiber she put in her ass as a wayward youth (obviously kidding each other in an effort to out gross one another). That led to Brian Surewood entering the picture and getting a sloppy hummer as he played with her body. She demanded a big fat cock in her ass and he took his own sweet time giving it to her as he plundered her mouth and pussy at his leisure first. She became increasingly vocal about what she wanted, remarking that the only way to shut her up was to do what she wanted him to do. They were as rough as I expected they'd be, leading to her taking his cock in her "precious little ass" as she bounced on it hard and yelled out loud. She was more of a fuck toy than an active participant, sucking him clean between positions with ATM before she swallowed his load at the end.

Scene Two: Sasha Knox, a very cute gal with a pink bikini top and matching plaid skirt, rode around the living room on a scooter before crashing, making a chicken noise, and taking on James Deen orally while a pudgy Joel Lawrence took her from behind vaginally. This was another scene where the gal did as she was told passively, the men using her hard as they drilled her from both ends. They took her in a DP too with her doing PTM and ATM as a result. The men kept rotating around to work her over, eventually giving her a heaping helping of population pudding to swallow down as she gawked up at them like a bird feeding on worms. I thought the scene was over but she then started blowing and rimming a small Chinese man by the name of Hung Lo; a man who lasted about as long as expected with his small load coming from his small penis onto her face.

Scene Three: Tiffany Rayne, the reason I picked this DVD up in the first place, was up next as she sat on the couch with Brian Pumper and Steve French, complaining about her head cold bugging her (and needing her ears popped). Steve got her to make a frog noise but Chico brought her back to reality as she knelt before the men and aggressively blew them with her usual sense of flair and style. Her corset and thong enhanced her looks more than a little bit, but her oral talents seemed to suffer a bit (as though she really had a cold). Brian licked her ass and then started doing her doggy style as she continued sucking off hairy Steve though both men got a chance at heaven by pounding her cookie senseless. Brian was also first to tap her sweet ass, her doing ATM on him afterwards while Steve joined her backdoor club. It ended when she finally blew them to completion, saying she felt all better as a result of the heated tryst. Yum!

Scene Four: Amber Ashley, a gal next door type with fluffy dark hair and some nice curves, was up next as she was blindfolded to work with Tony T., crawling on the floor as the edited interview with Tony aired. She blew him slowly for a few minutes and he then took her from behind in her cookie. Her fleshy ass looked great in this position and he jerked off a very small initial load into her mouth as a result. I knew the scene would have to last longer than that and was thankful that it did, him boning her pussy some more and choking her as he rapidly drilled her in a few other positions. I prefer scenes where the gals bounce on cock and otherwise seem into the scene so this one wasn't all that great for me but if you like passive fuck toys; you'll enjoy it a lot. It ended with her swallowing his second load too, at least what made it into her mouth.

Scene Five: Phoebe, a redheaded gal wearing a lot of make up, claimed her father taught her to be a whore and suck dick so she ran away. Whether or not this was part of the script, it put a damper on my enjoyment of the action, far more than forgetting the theme of the show could possibly have done. Her partners for the scene were Steve French and Tony T., both of whom offered her a chance to display her oral skills that seemed very well refined. The scene was interrupted by her need to puke (Tony went too deep for her to handle) but she made it back cheerfully and continued her oral assault on the men's members. There was more talk about daddy and she took Steve in her pussy, actively screwing as he hammered away. She had well worn meat curtains, and Tony disappeared until the end of the scene, resulting in the usual facial swallow I expected. Tony admitted to taking a break because of the puke and daddy comments (she called him "Uncle Tony") but at least they didn't hide it. This was another scene where Hung Lo participated at the end, smelling her panties and she taking charge of him for some oral action including a hummer and rimjob. His gimmick of speaking Chinese was silly but even his small load seemed to give her a smile.

Scene Six: Emily Evermoore and Kinzey Jo, a couple of light haired lasses looking like second tier strippers, were up next as they remembered the chicken theme out back as they followed through with some lesbian loving. Feeling each other up and slowly undressing sure didn't hurt the tease portion of the scene with some oral given before they went inside to suffer a scene with James Deen. The ladies looked about as excited to see him as they were to get a tooth pulled, taking him vaginally while they tried to play with one another. It was a generic scene with purely mechanical energy and no chemistry between the ladies and James, ending with the usual facial as expected.

Bonus Scene: Roxy Jezel, acting silly and Will Powers, smoking a cigarette as he talked, were up together in the backyard in a bonus scene lasting 20.5 minutes. The editing made their running comments even sillier, but her blowjob was awesome and she gave a decent performance in the vaginal sex. It wasn't a great scene (far from her best in fact) but it was a decent bonus scene and she did swallow at the end of it.

Summary: Spring Chickens 16 was another Chico Wang extravaganza for Diabolic. If you're a fan of his past work, you'll find this one about as good as most of his work though I've found him to be really hit or miss in the recent past myself. In short, the varied quality of the ladies, the creepy fifth scene, and the passive nature of the female sex partners was enough to lower my rating to a Rent It (also thanks to no BTS feature as advertised) but I'm sure that Spring Chickens 16 will appeal to many of you for what was shown so check it out for yourselves and see what I mean.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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