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Sweet Cheeks #7

Studio: Anabolic » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/17/06

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Sweet Cheeks 7


Genre: Gonzo

Director: John H.

Cast: Jasmine Byrne, Sascha, Chyanne Jacobs, Dave Hardman, Lauren Phoenix, Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, Joel Lawrence, Jasmine Tame, Cody Lane, Jay Ashley

Length: 170.5 minutes

Date of Production: 4/26/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 11.5 minutes of Behind the Scenes footage that largely consisted of extra sex footage by the cast. There was a replay (from the ending credits of the movie) of Flower's accidental anal discharge too but again, it was mostly extra sex taking place here. There was a pop shot recap, a photogallery, a true double sided DVD cover, and some website information as well.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Sweet Cheeks 7 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director John H. for Anabolic. The lighting was somewhat too low and this added some grain and video noise to the picture as well as some rare compression artifacts but the composition of the shots enhanced the look of the ladies at least a little bit in all the cases, dropping the ball in editing from time to time. It showed some merit on the part of the director and/or cameraman but was more uneven than I've come to expect from Anabolic given the quality of their productions. The audio was the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English with the option of no music if you choose; a pleasing idea that should become more common if other companies wise up. The vocals were on the low side much of the time but occasionally got too loud when the sometimes quiet gals all of a sudden cranked up their personal volume.

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Body of Review: John H. is the latest director in a long line of directors at Anabolic and given his first release being taking over the popular anal series with Sweet Cheeks 7, someone must have a lot of confidence in his skills. The series is designed to let fans of anal action see a plethora of pussy parading perfect puckers before getting nailed by a partner or two. It is a bare bones series that doesn't try anything fancy and I remember reviewing Sweet Cheeks 6 about a year ago when Tony T. was in charge. To be frank about it, I think John has some work to do before he escalates his skills to the level needed but this was not a bad stroke flick for fans to enjoy and given the quality of tail it showcased, you could do a lot worse for your money. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Jasmine Byrne, the cute brunette gracing the front DVD cover, was up first as she walked over to Sascha in her blue bikini undies while sucking a long lollipop. He immediately bent her over and removed her clothing, moving her around to suck his dick on her knees. Jasmine is a great cocksucker (and I mean that in a nice way as a compliment) so I knew she'd be on top of her game here, a fact that proved true before she started actively riding his cock in reverse cowgirl. They screwed vaginally in several more positions and she did some PTM, soon leading to the promised anal where her sweet cheeks were spread for his penile invasion of her backdoor. She still actively rode his member, making her hot little moaning noises, and the rest of the decently long scene was devoted to more anal positions. It ended with the standard facial that she swallowed down, marking it as a solid opener for the movie.

Scene Two: Chyanne Jacobs, a lean gal of mixed heritage with some junk in her trunk, was up next as she showed her muscular control of her booty by shaking it in her light pink outfit. This drew the attention of Dave Hardman and Sascha, who removed her clothing and placed her on her knees. She started doing what came naturally by sucking them off; doing a fairly good job with the meat sticks though not as powerfully as Jasmine before her. The men took turns screwing her, starting with her pussy and then getting into a DP, pushing her limits substantially as she grit and bared it. She then took them on one at a time in her nether regions while blowing the other but she was too passive in the penetrative sex for my tastes. During the facial, she clammed up and squinted her eyes as though they were going to try and get a drop in her mouth or eyeballs, weakening the scene substantially. Unlike the last scene, I sensed little chemistry too.

Scene Three: Lauren Phoenix, one of the true anal queens of porn, was dressed in a see through bit of black lingerie as she showcased her wonderfully full ass on the couch and did a sweet show of masturbating. As a fan of tease, I appreciated this aspect of the scene more than a little bit, making me wish all the ladies were given the opportunity but you take what you can get with the oral on Sascha (I think the movie should have been subtitled: The misadventures of Sascha given how many scenes he was in). It was a short hummer but she isn't known for her oral skills as she impaled herself on his modest cock vaginally while she jammed four fingers up her ass and tasted them. The rest of the scene gave me what I expected, her doing more penetrative sex with a rough edge, continuing largely with vaginal but also doing a fair amount of anal sex. She really wasn't given as much of a chance to actively ride the cock this way but did more ATM than I've seen from her in awhile. The ending pop shot went mostly to her mouth but she didn't appear to swallow it (with a bit of a mastering blunder at the end of the scene from the looks of it).

Scene Four: Flower Tucci, one of the reigning anal queens that have recently surpassed Lauren in the industry, was up next as she showed off her fleshy ass and stretched it out with a toy while engaging in dirty talk. If you want a 98 pound baby doll, she won't be to your liking but if you want a gal that does it all, she's one that'll rock your world. Sascha was amazingly the lucky guy yet again, replacing her anal toy with his cock and then getting blown with ATM by the corn rowed corn hole loving gal (I've never liked that hairstyle, even on Bo Derek) but her enthusiasm never ended and she actively and aggressively took him on in all three holes like none of the others could. The hummer was sloppy, the pounding of her privates hardcore, and she exerted such energy and even a little chemistry with him that it made the scene better than one would expect if they didn't know what she's capable of. She also did her squirt routine and a technical DP before the ending facial, proving her skills were top notch yet again.

Scene Five: Jada Fire, the curvy black gal that often shows up those she works with, began her scene in a black & white two piece outfit on the couch with some tease and masturbation. That attracted aging lothario Joel Lawrence who spanked her as she actively sucked him off. He provided a steady stream of chatter that killed a lot of the heat; providing instructions to the lady that certainly didn't need them. The oral was good and I wishing for an audio option to shut him up but none existed so I suffered through the scene with the couple doing some moderately active vaginal and anal sex in several positions each, noticing how much better it was when the mute button was deployed. It ended with a large load on her face and chest, making me (sadly) ask for Sascha to take over.

Scene Six: Jasmine Tame and Cody Lane, two of the hottest newcomers in porn in terms of looks alone, were up on the lawn in bikini undies as they played with one another (Cody is such an oral slut). I noticed how similar their rounded asses were at this point and I could've enjoyed the two of them doing one another for the whole movie but they went inside and Jay Ashley joined them within moments. This led to the two being pitted against one another to provide oral services, both forgetting that sharing is caring in hopes of getting some extra dick as he went back and forth. He lined them up for the vaginal penetration too, soon pulling up Jasmine to eat her sweet box out before they went back to the screwing. The scene included some anal too but the ladies were clearly less comfortable doing it; and my favorite position was the ladies doing a 69 on the couch while he pummeled them anally. It was a confusing scene at times and the raw energy was really pretty well handled but some judicious editing might have made it easier to follow. They stroked him off to a facial on Jasmine that was spit onto Cody's ass; the ladies kissing at the close.

Summary: Sweet Cheeks 7 by director John H. for Anabolic was a decent early effort by a new director (though I got the idea that this was another case of guess the alias) that had an eye for quality but wasn't quite able to show it on the DVD's scenes all that consistently. The casting seemed to be a wet dream come true with a great stable of ladies but one thing or another prevented several of them from being at their best so the best I could rate Sweet Cheeks 7 and not lie about it was a Rent It. If you're a fan of the ladies listed here, you might elevate the rating a notch or two but most of them have done better recently so your mileage may vary.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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