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Ripe & Ready MILFs

Studio: VCA » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/18/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Ripe & Ready MILFS

VCA Pictures

Genre: Older Women

Director: Axel Braun

Cast: Lisa Ann, Marco Duato/Banderas, Darien Ross, Jay Lassiter, Stephanie Wilde, Trent Soluri, Jacy Andrews, Lisa Lee

Length: 107.5 minutes

Date of Production: 6/16/2006 (box); 6/11/2006, 6/13/2006, 6/16/2006 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra would be the inclusion of the full length movie Still Insatiable starring famed performer Marilyn Chambers having interracial sex with Julian. Directed by Veronica Hart back in 12/1998, it starred all the big names VCA used in their movies at the time, including the lovely and talented Kylie Ireland and Stacy Valentine. There was a lot of great sex in the movie and as far as MILFs are concerned, Marilyn (one of the founding mothers of modern porn by the way) was about as popular a gal as you'd find that carried the label (wearing it like a badge of honor). The other extras included some trailers, a slide show, some spam, and a list of credits for the scene breakdowns (reviewers and fans always appreciate them).

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Ripe & Ready MILFS was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an aspect ratio of 1.85:1 as shot by director Axel Braun for VCA Pictures. The lighting on the movie was decent, reducing the amounts of grain, video noise, and other elements dependent on lighting. The composition of the shots tended to favor the ladies but also played up the age factor more than a little bit, using basic settings for the scenes, so MILF fans will be appreciative. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English but the vocals had no separation and limited dynamic range. The music wasn't a big factor most of the time but the menu volume was a lot higher than it needed to be, forcing me to rush for the mute button on my remote control once the movie was over.

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Body of Review: Axel Braun has been a part of the porn directing landscape for some time now, working all over the place in his quest to find the right circumstance to showcase his unique vision of what works. His latest title comes from VCA Pictures in the form of Ripe & Ready MILFS, a movie dedicated to older, curvier women (regardless of whether they actually have kids or not) that like to have large cocks tearing into their experienced holes. Considering the appeal of such ladies; women don't hit their sexual prime until they reach their mid 30's, it makes sense that men who enjoy the pleasures they have to offer might like a change of pace from the teenagers that lie there clueless in a scene, banking on looks alone. Keep in mind that no matter what anyone tells you, an active ride by a lady is a better ride so my goal is to rate this one on its merits (as always). That said, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Lisa Ann, the hot babe featured on the front DVD cover, was up first with studly Marco Duato/Banderas on an easy chair. She dominated him and made it clear that they would play by her rules or not at all, causing her to rub all over him in a very sexy manner with her smoking hot body. She paid attention to the camera and teased him in a very erotic way before they kissed, leading her to jerk him off and blow him with tremendous skill. He licked her a few times but not nearly enough before the two were screwing really hard (with her using dirty talk to get him even more excited). She actively rode him and ended it with a tittyfuck with some limited foot fetish before the mouth pop. They showed some chemistry together and the heat was undeniable.

Scene Two: Darien Ross, playing a "very naughty girl" in her 30's, slowly removed her slinky black dress as she teased Jay Lassiter from the couch. While not exactly as hot as Lisa Ann (who is, right?), she had all the right dimensions for the thematic action to take place and showed some playfulness that older gals seem very willing to show in real life (under the proper circumstances). This led Jay to skip right to boning her pussy, blowing off (pun intended) the hummer initially as he pounded away at her fleshy hide. She was no stranger to actively riding cocks, diddling herself as she did so, engaging in several positions until the hummer, more sex, and the eventual pop shot to her grateful mouth. There wasn't as much spark between them but it wasn't a bad piece of work either.

Scene Three: Stephanie Wilde, a brunette playing a sexy tutor in a black dress, was up next as student Trent Soluri started pawing her and sucking her titties. She had an ample chest that was well worth sucking with his hand also finding her barren box to play with. While she overdid the vocals a bit, and he looked like a spazz with his slicked back hair, she seemed especially appreciative of his modest member and sucked him off with vigor when she dropped to her knees. They banged in several positions too but she really didn't provide an active ride, letting him do all the work instead. My experience with MILFs has proven that if they're willing to fuck you, they do so like they mean it, slamming themselves on your cock to the point where breaks are sometimes necessary, so perhaps his small cock wasn't doing it for her but I give her credit for at least seeming to put up with the little guy. The scene ended with a lovely titty fuck and pop on her chest; a small pop conducive with the size of his balls.

Scene Four: Jacy Andrews, a light haired MILF that initially looked younger than her peers in the movie, started off round four by masturbating in a chair as she slowly undressed. She had a few extra pounds on her frame (in MILF form) but they looked healthy on her and while her breasts weren't as perky as a teenager, they were ripe and round like many men appreciate. Jay Lassiter entered the picture to finger (and feed) her pussy, kissing her as he helped warm her up, elevating the scene as she got really juicy. She then gave him a combination blowjob and titty fuck, driving him nuts before they started screwing vaginally. She liked his cock and actively rode it in a few positions, ultimately resulting in him busting a nut on her feet. The couple showed some of the previously missing energy (nearly reaching Lisa Ann levels, though not quite) and chemistry to help bring the movie up a notch from where it dropped.

Scene Five: Lisa Lee, another light haired lady with ample curvage in a black dress, was up last and while some might claim her better days were behind her, it seemed like she was ready to take on the world in her scene with Marco Duato/Banderas. Starting out with a teasing masturbation scene, she was inhaling his meat pipe within moments; displaying some real skill. It was a soppy hummer that led to him planking her pussy from behind as she squealed in delight. She did some PTM but it was evident that she wanted his cock back inside of her so she bent back over and let him give her a bone of his own. She actively pumped away on his rod, eventually taking his load into her mouth, smiling all the while. This was a good closing scene, providing some solid stroke value that you will enjoy more than a few times.

Summary: Ripe & Ready MILFS showed that director Axel Braun and VCA Pictures understand the dynamic of the MILF by using ladies that all fit the physical profile most people associate with the term and a selection of women that seemed comfortable with the idea. Again, if you're in the market for a teenager with little idea of how to perform, look elsewhere but if you want some heated and passionate fucking, Ripe & Ready MILFS should be considered worthy of a Recommended. Lisa Ann was the top of the food chain here but some of the others were also quite skilled in the art of milking a nut. On top of that, adding in the classic Still Insatiable greatly elevated the fuck for the buck value to the point where you'll be stroking for some time to come. Enjoy!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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