Audio/Video Quality: Strap Attack 5 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel. One of the problems with earlier volumes in some of Joey's series has been various technical limitations like lots of grain, video noise, poor camera angles, and compression artifacts and they were all present here too but in far smaller amounts (thankfully). There was some grain due to some of the lighting being off and some noise in a few spots but there were no compression artifacts to be seen and even some of the fleshtones looked more accurate than usual too. The composition of the shots was usually flattering to the women although much of that would still be an artistic call on my part so I can safely say that the overall visual aspects of the movie were solid. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo audio was presented in the usual stereo English but there wasn't any significant dynamic range or separation between the channels. The voices were sometimes hollow but like seeing the occasional shadow in the movie, this is to be expected in order to preserve the nearly realistic manner in which the scenes took place.
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Body of Review: Evil Angel has long been one of the leading distributors of hardcore gonzo porn, producing little of it themselves as they relied on directors like Joey Silvera to cater to a number of niche markets. This way, the company got some money and the director kept ownership, a model that other companies have found wanting in the last year or two. Well, for kink lovers out there, Joey's latest release is Strap Attack 5, the latest volume in the popular Strap Attack Series. The idea is not a lesbian flick as you might imagine but women putting strap on dildos to fuck male partners of sometimes questionable sexual orientation. With a bevy of beauties ready to bone boys, the movie proved to be a good entry for the series, with a lot of energy and chemistry shown as a result. If that interests you, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used at all:
Scene One: Velicity Von, the hotty seen on the top of the front DVD cover in the middle (a first time man fucker according to the cover), Sindy Lange, the cutie featured on the lower left hand corner, and Ko-Jaxxx, were up in the first scene together. The ladies started things off by warming up lesbian style, sucking and feeling each other up in a manner that worked for me before they unpacked their male toy (who was wrapped in a clear plastic bag like a present). They then spent their time playing with his ass and largely leaving each other alone, rimming and fingering him with some attention given to jerking him off as well. Initially, they were spending most of their time performing for the camera rather then getting into the action but they seemed to lose track of Joey as they got more into the action. The strap on dildos they wore were a lot larger then anything most straight men would probably go for but they sucked his meat stick and sucked his ass to get him ready to get worked over hard (with lots of spitting). With face sitting and more fingering of his ass, the gals gave him some titty action too before they fucked him silly and made him give them blowjobs. He did get some minimal vaginal play with his admittedly modest cock but the emphasis was clearly on them screwing him rapidly and hard, with him sucking the cocks clean as though he were an expert. He did a better job then the last time he was in the Strap Attack Series and they fingered him to a moderate pop shot as he jerked off to close it out.
Scene Two: Gianna, the busty babe seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was classified as another man fuck virgin as she prepared to tackle Christian. Aside from his work in gay porn, he is a regular to the Strap Attack Series and other fem-dom titles so I knew he'd make sure she learned how to hammer his ass really well by the end of the scene. She prepared by stroking her new cock and parading around in the buff on the walkway as she teased the camera. The dynamic was similar here as she fingered him, blew him, and fucked him better then I would've ever expected she'd be able to as a first timer. The action took place inside the house (of course) and he was the most capable cocksucker of all the men as he blew her like a seasoned veteran. She wore glasses as she controlled him, leaving her fishnet stockings on as she got off on his skillful mannerisms. He also got a little bit of pussy but not enough to suit this reviewer, even as she worked him over like a champion with years of experience. It ended when she pushed him into a pile driver position to get him to suck his own cock, a feat he couldn't do, but she settled on getting his load straight into his depraved mouth for swallowing (shades of Mark Davis!).
Scene Three: Sativa Rose, the hotty on the upper left hand corner and all around cutie, was up next as she made her return appearance to the show while sporting some clear plastic fetish attire and a huge strap on dildo. She put on gloves to protect partner Scott Wilde's ass from her talons and began the sex by treating him like a lady; sucking his nipples as she teased his cock a bit. She then made him such her dong before she fingered his ass (a lot), going slowly as though she wanted to savor the moment for awhile. Fingering him and jerking him off (with a few licks), got both of them more into the action, making him almost beg for it as she whined that she wanted it (his ass). She fucked him moderately hard, slowly working the cock inside of him faster and faster; going very deep but taking her time with him. I liked the titty fucking she gave him but he didn't get any of that sweet little pussy, ending the scene with a huge load all over the place when she was done with him.
Scene Four: Amy Ried, the retired hotty seen on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she talked with Ko-Jaxxx by the pool to find out what kind of sex he enjoys. She seemed to enjoy getting him to open up about what he likes in his mouth and ass, showing off her awesome body while she considered his request. I loved watching her breasts and ass tease the camera and they went inside to consummate their scene together but the foreplay in the pool was cute (if short lived). Once inside the house, she donned her toy to work him over with, forcing him to suck her off while he jerked off for her. He was a natural cocksucker (or at least very experienced) and she seemed equally capable at fingering and rimming his ass. She then sucked his cock and titty fucked him, using a large blue toy to stretch him out for her larger red one. With ATM and other tricks, she soon plunged deep inside of him, working his cock like a stick shift while she fucked him harder and faster with time. He gave up a small load that dribbled out and beamed with pride over her apparent victory over her partner.
Scene Five: Kinzie Kenner, the beautiful gal in the center of the front DVD cover, and hotty Tory Lane, as seen in the middle of the left hand side of the same cover, were upset at a tardy Christian, who was late for their date. The clock showed it as ten past two but the dresses they wore really enhanced their looks a lot; so much that they couldn't resist starting without him. The lesbian action had a lot of chemistry and was too short but the idea behind the movie wasn't about that so he soon came over and they punished him for it extensively. He was eager to suck their toys off and they fingered him, fucked him, and stuck candy up his ass to be forced to eat afterwards in their attempt to get even with him. Given how much he relished the treatment though, I got the impression that he'd be later every time they were going out in the future. He almost took a fist in his ass by the end of the scene and they took both ends for a fuckfest he really appeared to enjoy as the peak of his career, ending in him eating his own spew off the dildo. In all though, the trio provided the best combination of heat, chemistry, and skill with the ladies getting off on the scene as much as he did. Wow!
Summary: Strap Attack 5 by director Joey Silvera for Evil Angel had a lot of fuck for the buck (maybe too much in fact), strokability if you like the ladies displayed as much as I do, and replay value for the kink crowd. I liked the idea of the Big Tit version of the series although more extensive use of the breasts would've elevated the rating for me to something higher then Recommended. If you're really into this kind of admittedly circus act sex, Strap Attack 5 will be worth even more to you then that but like the rest of the Strap Attack Series, your personal tastes may vary.
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