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Eat My Ass Cum On My Face


Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 11/21/06


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Date of Production:

August 2006

Directed By:

Peter Huber

Cast:

Kauan Rubeino, Rick Vallerne, Bruno Marques, Sam Mendes, Junior, Guilherme, Mendes, Henrique, Tony Lee, Alvaro

The Movie:

The title says everything: dudes (most of them by the swimming pool) suck cock, eat ass, and engage in some fast butt sex.

The Dudes:

These Brazilian dudes are for the most part nice-looking with dark hair, sexy olive complexions, a mix of toned and average body types, full/trimmed/shaved pubes, and all but one cock is uncut.

Scene One:

Kauan (short dark hair, sideburns, hairy chest, and some kind of large/hairy birthmark on his right shoulder) is hanging out on his bed with Rick (curly dark hair, facial hair, smooth chest) as they both rub the hard bulges in their blue jeans. The dudes make out with heavy tongue action as their curious hands explore each other's bodies. The guys lick and suck each other's hard nipples and rub those crotches. Kauan unzips Rick's jeans and pulls out his hard uncut cock stroking the shaft and jacking the foreskin up and over the pink knob. Kauan starts with taking only Rick's cockhead into his mouth but quickly takes more down his throat. Rick straddles Kauan's face making him tongue his tight shaved butthole.

Rick sucks Kauan's hard unclipped tool while he jacks the hard stalk and rubs his balls. Kauan crams his condom-covered dong deep into Rick's tight hole in the side/missionary position as Rick breathes heavily and sighs while he's getting fucked with fast smooth strokes. Kauan bends Rick over and fucks him with the same slick 'n smooth strokes as Rick continues to simper. After some of the ol' sink/bounce with Rick riding that hard cock and the bed springs squeaking, Rick dumps a load on his pal's hairy leg. Kauan jerks off and shoots a load on Rick's face and in his mouth. There is very little ass eating in this scene.

Scene Two:

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Bruno (handsome with dark hair, smooth chest, and sexy dark nipples) is lounging by the swimming pool with Sam (cute dude with short dark hair). Bruno pulls his rigid uncut member from his blue jeans and begins to jack off while looking at Sam. Naturally, Sam has his eyes trained on Bruno as he pulls his own uncut pud while rubbing his smooth chest and nipples. Sam walks over and licks/sucks Bruno's hard nipples while stroking his cock. Sam takes Bruno's stiff tool into his mouth jacking the shaft and deep throating all the way to Bruno's trimmed pubes. Bruno helps Sam slip out of his pants and then fucks his tight shaved hole with his fingers. Bruno fucks Sam from behind (with condom) as Sam looks like he is simply enduring the action. Bruno changes to the side/missionary position and continues to fuck, as Sam just lays there like a dead man. With a bit of the ol' sink/bounce, Sam finally shows a little emotion as he rides that hard cock and beats his uncut meat. Bruno shoots a small thick load onto Sam's tongue and Sam swallows it down. Sam does not shoot a load and there is absolutely no butt munching in this scene.

Scene Three:

Junior (short dark hair, average build) is hanging out by the pool with Guilherme (nice toned body) as his hand begins to roam up Guilherme's leg to his bulging basket. Junior gives Guilherme's bulge a good workout as he suckles his nipples like a starving child on a sugar teat. Junior takes Guilherme's uncut pinga into his gob as the organ grows to a respectful size. Junior slurps up and down that hard shaft like it's his last meal. The dudes switch positions with Junior lying on his back as Guilherme begins to eat his asshole tonguing the tight hairy pucker. Junior just lays there looking bored and gasps once in a while trying to make it sound authentic. Guilherme fingers Junior's hole sliding his digit in and out as Junior continues to stare off into space with the same bored look on his face.

Junior straddles Guilherme's hard condom-clad dick bouncing up and down making the cheap lounge chair groan under the pressure. Frankly, I was waiting for the chair to collapse. Perhaps that would have given Junior something to be excited about. Meow! Guilherme fucks Junior in the missionary position as Junior's limp uncut dong just hangs. Guilherme beats his meat forever and finally shoots a load in Junior's mouth. Junior does not cum.

Scene Four:

Mendes (curly hair with too much gel and pierced eyebrow) is guess what? Lounging by the pool of course. Henrique (husky/muscular dude with cool sideburns and goatee) joins Mendes and begins to suck his uncut cock jacking the shaft and feasting on the knob. Mendes licks and sucks Henrique's hot muscular pecs and nipples as Henrique flexes and poses for him. This is the hottest moment in the movie. Mendes licks Henrique's full dark pubes, sucks his cut cock, and licks his tight shaved hole. Mendes spits on that butthole and tongue fucks Henrique into a moaning fit. Mendes fucks Henrique in the missionary position (with condom) with fast hard strokes as the dudes kiss with wet tongues. Mendes switches to fucking Henrique from behind as Henrique grunts and growls but never gets a hard-on. Mendes shoots a load after jacking off for what seem like forever and squirts his juice in Henrique's mouth. Henrique does not achieve a climax.

Scene Five:

Tony (cute dude with closely cropped hair that is practically shaved and husky/muscular build) and Alvaro (short brown hair and average build) are hugging, kissing, and rubbing those blue jeans clad boners. Tony pulls Alvaro's hard uncut pork working the heavy foreskin, sucking, and slapping it against his face. While chowing down, Tony unleashes his own limp uncut cock with nice foreskin and lets it simply hang. Alvaro eats Tony's tight dusky hole fingering fucking him with two digits, and lapping at the pucker. There are no good close-ups of the ass eating in this scene. Alvaro fucks Tony in the missionary position (with condom) with fast hard stokes as Tony plays with his limp noodle. While Alvaro fucks him from behind, Tony finally become fully hard jacking his cock and making his heavy foreskin slide up and over his pink knob. After a bit of side/missionary and sink/bounce fucking, Tony shoots a thick load on the ground as Alvaro cums in Tony's mouth.

The DVD

Video:

"Eat My Ass Cum on My Face" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography provides full coverage of all the action and for the most part, nice close-ups of the cock sucking and ass eating. The direction by Peter Huber and editing by Che Cuervo provides a basic fuck film that could definitely use some tightening as the scenes go on for too long. The picture quality is sharp and clear.

Sound:

The sound is clear allowing the viewer to listen to the dudes' sexy Spanish along with their moaning and sighing as they engage in sacred sexual acts.

Extras:

The extras include an interactive menu, scene selection, chapter stops, photo gallery of action shots from the movie, website information, phone sex commercials, and trailers for "Teddy Bear", "Stud Buds", and "My First Bareback".

Final Thoughts:

"Eat My Ass Cum n My Face" is just a basic porno movie which would be cool if a couple of the performances weren't as exciting as an old cheese sandwich with stale chips. A number of these dudes simply stared off into space with bored looks on their faces as their limp cocks swung around. As mentioned before, the movie could have been improved with tighter direction and editing as each scene goes on for much too long becoming dull and monotonous. For a movie with this title, one scene didn't have any ass eating at all and another only had a small amount.

On the plus side, the videography provides some nice close-ups of the action and a sharp clear picture. For the most part, the dudes are nice looking. As I usually say, looks are subjective so I'm sure there are dudes who will find the models to their particular taste. Overall, I'm going with a Rent It as the face/mouth cum shots are cool, the picture quality is quite nice, a number of dudes are handsome, and some of the sex is hot.



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