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I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #9

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by bobby mcgee » Review Date: 11/23/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #9

Digital Sin

Genre: Gonzo

Date of Production: 5/12/06 8/21/06

Cast: Barbie Cummings (cover), Lexi Bardot, Trisha Rey, Jayma Reid, & Aaliyah Jolie & Shane Diesel.

Director: Brother Love

Condoms: None

Special Features: The best extra has got to be the bonus scene taken from I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #8. If you collect the series this will hardly be a extra though. You also get the standard photo gallery, trailers, web links, and behind the scenes featurette. Overall a solid effort by Digital Sin.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in a anamorphic widescreen format. The digital video image is crisp with only mild edge enhancement at various points throughout the film. Colors look nice and lifelike, flesh tones as well, and the black levels remain solid throughout. There are a couple of spots where some low level video noise is present, but these are few and far between. Overall this presentation looks pretty solid. The audio is presented in 2.0 stereo. There is no background music to interfere with the actor's dialogue.

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Scene 1: Barbie. Up first is Barbie, the incredibly hot blonde on the cover of the DVD. After a quick introduction Barbie meets Shane on a patio where she dives down and gives him some head. I can't emphasize enough how great Barbie looks with his cock shoved in her mouth. After the foreplay Barbie and Shane knock boots in all the typical positions. Barbie really makes the scene enjoyable with her great personality and near-constant dirty talking. With her poon full stretched out Barbie finally receives a sloppy cumshot aimed right after face. Great opener.

Scene 2: Aaliyah. Aaliyah is a popular performer in teen titles. Her long blonde hair and wide smile make her quite the looker. Despite being a youngin' Aaliyah can suck cock like a seasoned pro. As soon as the scene begins she rips off Shane's pants to reveal his mammoth meat stick. Aaliyah's eyes nearly pop out of he rhead, but like a trooper she does her bets to give him oral. The couple then fucks in the following positions: doggy style, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and pile driver. The scene ends with Aaliyah gulping down a healthy dose of man gravy.

Scene 3: Lexi. The third scene stars a tattooed brunette named Lexi. The camera follows Lexi as she drives her car to Shane's house. Once inside Lexi wastes little time in swapping oral with Shane. After getting her pussy licked Lexi returns the favor by giving a very upbeat blowjob. Lexi had a little trouble taking in Shane's schlong, but she soon loosened up. After getting ravaged in five different positions Lexi was ready for the climactic ending. With the camera zoomed in tight on Lexi's face we see her jerk him off before finally swallowing his load of man goo. Bravo Lexi!

Scene 4: Trisha. Trisha has always been one of my favorite porn stars. She truly has an amazing pair of tits, and an attractive face to match. Trisha's scene begins with a quick strip tease while on a couch. Shane then appears and stands over her, calling for her to suck his cock. She obliges and tries her best to handle him. Her mouth is so small, she was barely able to get any of his cock in her mouth. The couple then head into the bedroom where Shane goes down on Trisha before he shoves his schlong in her. Once again the girl looked to be in some discomfort, as Shane was never able to put the entire thing in Trisha. Trisha get nailed in the spooning, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and doggy style positions. The scene ends with Trisha feverishly jerking Shane off till she takes his load in her mouth. Trisha acted very playful making this scene rather enjoyable.

Scene 5: Jayme. Last up is Jayme, a slightly older-looking brunette with a flawless, toned body. After showing off her goodies Jayme kneels down and gives Shane some head. She never looked to be intimidated and easily handle his large cock. After getting some oral of her own the couple starts fucking in the missionary position. It was really hot to watch Jayme's face shrivel up in pleasure. The go on to bang in a few more positions before Jayme finally receives a face full of jizz. A great scene with plenty of chemistry between the performers.

Final Thoughts: I'll be the first to admit that I've never been a big fan of Shane Diesel's films. He is so big that it often looks like the girls are in a lot of discomfort something I don't find particularly sexy. With that being said, this is still a decent release. The sex is intense and energetic, the girls are all smokin', and the technical quality is good. Fans of Shane Diesel will definitely want to pick this up. Everyone else might want to do some research on Shane before the pick this one up or rent it first.

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