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Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/26/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online


Wicked Pictures

Genre: Feature

Director: Francois Clousot

Cast: Demi Delia, Randy Spears, Jessica Drake, Barrett Blade, Wendy "Maya" Devine, Eric Masterson, Brooke Banner, Brad Armstrong, Kelly Kline, Kirsten Price, Samantha Ryan
Non sex role: Thomas Priest, Mark Stone, others uncredited

Length: 119 minutes

Date of Production: 5/17/2006

Extra's: For many of you, the best extra will be the bonus scene between Jessica Drake and Barrett Blade from House Sitter. It was short and sweet but had a lot to offer so I described it below. Personally, I enjoyed the 19.5 minute long Behind the Scene feature by talented Mark Stone more but I already have the movie mentioned before (reviewed it too) and prefer unique extras in my movies. There was more sex, nudity, and short interviews as Mark meandered around the sets of the flick, talking with cast and crew, spending a lot of time getting the inside scoop from everyone. The 7 minute long interview with the director was interesting too, containing some details about the movie, his past, and its making that I was unaware of. This led to numerous photogalleries and Star Stats (4), the 2006 Promotional Reel, spam, DVD Catalog of Wicked Pictures titles, the usual DVD ROM material, and trailers to movies like The Visitors, Gossip, Eternity, Camp Cuddly Pines, Hook Ups, Curse Eternal, (but none for Fuck, Manhunters, or other new titles; curious...). There was also a cardboard protective sleeve on the DVD case and a double sided cover for those who care. I also found an Easter Egg (highlight the company logo on the first menu page) to be funny as Randy Spears gave a silly story about meeting the director years ago in Paris France.

Condoms: Yes

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Audio/Video Quality: Tiffany's was presented in the same 1.85:1 anamorphic widescreen color if was shot in by director Francois Clousot for Wicked Pictures. The lighting seemed more natural than average for a porno, resulting in some grain, minor video noise, and shadows. The composition of the shots was good, enhancing the look of the ladies but sometimes showing too much propensity to move when a static shot would've worked better thematically. There were some compression artifacts but they really weren't a big issue for me as infrequent as they were here. The audio was presented in 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English track, or 2.0 Dolby Digital tracks in Spanish, German, Greek, French, or Italian. I'm not fluent enough in any of those languages to made definitive comments about them but they typically sounded funny to me; much like watching some of the old Godzilla movies from my childhood. The main track did have some separation between the channels but most of it appeared to be related to the musical score, which was very pleasantly handled; adding value and enhancing the mood of the movie more often then not.

Body of Review: Francois Clousot is currently a contract cameraman (also called director of photography) for Wicked Pictures, assisting many of their finest directors in making some quality porn. He has directed numerous movies himself at other companies to build up his reputation for talent so it was surprising to see him finally take his shot at the company in the lead seat with Tiffany's (original title: Breakfast For Two), a take off of a mainstream classic about two would be lovers that find the realities of their chosen paths to be too similar to make things work. The back cover said it like this: "Tiffany (Jessica Drake) is a charming socialite who entertains wealthy men as long as they shower her with gifts and money. Tiffany's carefree independence is challenged when she meets her new neighbor, aspiring writer Steve (Eric Masterson). Tiffany and Steve begin falling in love. But just as their sweet romance is blooming, a stranger appears on the scene and complicates matters, divulging the truth about Tiffany's past. Guessing who the right man is for Tiffany is easy - easy, that is, for everyone but the secretive beauty herself." In all, the movie had better writing and acting then average for a melodrama about relationships, reminding me a lot of some of David Stanley's earlier works or perhaps something whipped up by Brad Armstrong in a hurry, though the sex parts of the release were decidedly uneven. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used in every scene with a man in it:

Scene One: Demi Delia, a dark haired MILF with large implants, was up first in the office as she slobbed the knob of stately Randy Spears, giving him a titty fuck as part of the package deal. It was a very short scene lasting about four minutes, ending with him blasting a gob of goo on her chin before sending her back to work.

Scene Two: Jessica Drake, the contract hotty on the front cover, was wearing a skimpy black outfit and cap in bed as she gave Barrett Blade a little loving. Initially, she spread her legs for him to go down on, making the appropriate noises as he worked his tongue in and around her pussy folds. She reciprocated with a decent hummer, leading to the two bumping uglies; starting with doggy style in her tight little cookie before some spooning and a crotch pop.

Scene Three: Wendy "Maya" Devine, a gal that has been in porn for awhile now, made a comeback of sorts (I haven't seen much of her working lately) with real life husband Eric Masterson, in their brick loft on the bed. I've always enjoyed watching Wendy work and she definitely had some chemistry with Eric, from the first kiss to the oral each of them provided, to the vaginal sex where she showed she still had it. She was also actively participating in the scene, something lovely Jessica really didn't do in the last scene. The anal seemed too much for her to easily handle but he popped quickly after that on her lower abdomen.

Scene Four: Brooke Banner, a curvy cutie with light hair, sexy Jessica Drake, and slicked up Brad Armstrong, were next in a scene in a darkened bedroom after leaving a loud party. The gals seemed to be in the mood for a tender time as they did some lesbian licking, Brad jumping in on Brooke's ass with his tongue. The scene was edited into the following threesome, weakening both a bit in the process, but the pay for play concept worked out fairly well. He went from one to the other with each gal actively riding him, Jessica providing most of the vocals and even doing some limited anal. The taste testing and other tricks were minimal and the energy simply wasn't there so even though the scene had a lot of potential, it never lived up to it in any significant way. It finished up with a pop to the gal's faces, a little cumswapping before closing out.

Scene Five: Kelly Kline, a major hotty, contract performer Kirsten Price, and leading male of the movie Eric Masterson, were up in a scene that was already underway from earlier in the last sex scene. The scene seemed to be truncated as the kiss led to Kelly slamming her fine body on him after both gals provided a very short hummer. Kirsten got in some limited ride time too but only enough to qualify as participating in the scene; switching with Kelly a few times before Eric popped. It wasn't a bad scene but it was nothing special either.

Scene Six: Samantha Ryan, a very cute lady, and sexy Wendy "Maya" Devine, were up last sexually as they enjoyed a lesbian scene together. The office setting seemed kind of tacky to me but each gal had some fun with eating the other out, neither using toys to appreciate the moment. It was another scene that seemed cut short, at least by porn standards, and as such it served the purpose but only slightly.

Bonus Scene: House Sitter: Jessica Drake, the hot contract gal on the front DVD cover, was up next after she invited Barrett Blade over to spend some quality time with her. Their clothes didn't last long but I found it slightly refreshing as to how the condom issue was raised (something the company might consider more frequently in the future in fact). He ate her out on the couch in the darkened room, leading to her fine hummer in return. She then actively rode his cock vaginally, increasing the tempo as she went along, until he popped out his load on her face. I'd suggest Wicked loses the need for a facial every time in keeping with the condoms or at least playing it differently from time to time but the scene was well done and as much as I wanted more, they projected some sparks here.

Summary: Tiffany's by director Francois Clousot for Wicked Pictures was a decent little feature for those new to porn and looking for a title most of us jaded porn hounds will dismiss at least partially as less strokable than we prefer. In a sense, Tiffany's works better as a movie, albeit a minor drama, than as a porno and as such warrants only a rating of Rent It for most of you. Adjust the rating depending on what you're looking for of course but don't expect the limited sex to generate enough heat to use on your own, even if you're as big a fan of the ladies here as I am.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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