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Nine Inch NuYoricans

Studio: Latino Fan Club » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 11/29/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Dates of Production:

April 2004 to May 2006

Directed By:

Brian Brennan


Tommy, Panther, Janeiro, Dolo, Rambo, Midnight, Oliver, Player, June, Macho, and Ronn Holmes.

The Movie:

Sexy Latino dude Janeiro and his buddies are always on the lookout for fresh meat to audition for their latest porn productions. Join them as they scour NYC for some of the hottest Latino and Black dudes.

The Dudes:

These Latino and Black dudes are all fucking hot with tight toned bodies, tattoos galore, full/trimmed/shaved pubes, and big uncut cocks.


Tommy is a good-looking dude with a smooth toned body, facial hair, tattoos, and wearing a black cap. He walks around in his white briefs, cranks up some R & B on the stereo, and heads to the kitchen for a glass of milk. Finally settling in on the sofa with a cigarette and some rap, Tommy stretches his arms showing off his hairy armpits and rubs his crotch. He stands up and slowly lowers his briefs teasing the viewer as he exposes his dark trimmed pubes, and finally his large uncut cock. Tommy plays his dick, pulls his foreskin, and rubs his nuts. He slaps his hardening cock against his thigh as the wet purple knob peeks from his foreskin. Tommy really gives his overhang a workout pulling, spreading, and twisting it for his pleasure. Fully hard, Tommy's cock looks to be between nine and ten inches. He jacks off using both hands and squirts a wet load onto his chest, stomach, and pubes. Tommy finishes by rubbing his load into his chest and pubes.

Janeiro and Panther:

Janeiro, a handsome 'n husky dude with short black hair, offers to "audition" Panther, cool cat with a tall/slender/tight bod with short dark hair and plenty of tattoos, for his next porn movie. Panther is standing above him on the kitchen counter fixing a light. Janeiro rubs the front of Panther's baggy blue jeans, unbuttons, unzips, and pulls 'em down to reveal plaid boxers. Janeiro pulls those boxers down to allow us a good look at Panther's full dark pubes and big uncut cock. Janeiro plays with that unclipped prick sucking it deep throat and making the member grow. Janeiro gives excellent head using a cool technique with his tongue, licks and sucks those big balls, bringing Panther to full hardness. Panther's foreskin covers his knob while completely erect and Janeiro has no trouble taking it all the way down his gullet. Panther jacks his big tool and squirts a large load on Janeiro's shoulder as Janeiro laps at his nuts.

Dolo and Rambo:

Dolo, a real cute dude who looks to be in his early twenties with a slender/tight body, shaved head, bandanna, lil' mustache and goatee, piercings on his eyebrow and below his bottom lip, and tons of tattoos. Dolo has been hired by Rambo, and hot muscular Black dude with shaved head, to paint his living room. Dolo gets bored with painting and finds straight porn to watch on the television. He slips out of his low-slung baggy jeans (complete with pot leaf belt buckle), pulls up a chair, lights up a cigarette, and watches some gal getting banged. Dolo's uncut cock peeks out of his boxers as it begins to grow. Rambo catches Dolo watching the movie with a huge tent in his boxers. Instead of being pissed off, Rambo goes in for the kill pulling Dolo's boxers down to reveal his shaved pubes and large cock.

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Rambo sucks Dolo's cock to complete hardness as the pink cock head appears from the folds of his foreskin. Dolo places his right hand on Rambo's head as he fucks that hot mouth. Rambo cups Dolo's butt cheeks exposing his hairy balls and butt crack as Dolo continues to fuck his face. Rambo strips down jacking his big cut cock as he beats Dolo's hard meat. Dolo grabs Rambo's hard dong and jacks it like a madman making it squirt a large thick load on the floor. Dolo strokes his big dick and shoots a thick load onto the floor.

Midnight and Oliver:

Midnight, a very handsome dude with toned body and dark hairy nipples, is taking a shower jacking his big uncut dong and rubbing his full dark pubes. He slowly towels off showing off his hot body and nice bubble butt. He sits on the sofa with a towel loosely wrapped around his waist allowing his big dick to hang out. Photographer Oliver, cute dude with short black hair, arrives to take some publicity stills. Oliver requests some hard-on shots from Midnight who generously offers his schlong to the horny photographer's mouth. Oliver takes Midnight's hardening cock for some deep throat action, wrapping his fist around the big tool and strokes away. Oliver pulls his own hard uncut cock from the fly of his pants and begins to beat his meat. The dudes stand up and rub their hard cocks together in a slow sexy rhythm as Midnight feels Oliver's bum.

Midnight straddles Oliver and fucks his face allowing the viewer a nice camera shot of his hairy butt crack and balls. Hot! Oliver spreads Midnight's butt revealing his tight ultra hairy hole as he continues to have his mouth ravaged by Midnight's stiff dork. Midnight fucks Oliver in the missionary position (with condom) slowly sliding his hard cock into that tight pucker. The fucking becomes faster as Midnight nears a climax and Oliver beats his meat. Oliver shoots a thick load on his own stomach while Midnight lets go with some thick juice on Oliver's stomach and rubs it in with his knob.

Janeiro and Player:

Husky hunk Janeiro (from Scene Two) is back and still willing to "audition" any hot stud that is game. Janeiro has picked up baseball dude Player; nice looking with long hair pulled back, goatee, and baseball cap, in a nearby park. Player is kind of a silent type but he's all for being in a porn. He strips out of his baseball uniform revealing a nice body, smooth chest, dark nipples, and tattoos. Janeiro quickly gets Player's briefs down revealing his shaved pubes and uncut cock. Janeiro plays with that uncut tool rubbing Player's nuts as he becomes hard. Player's large pink knob peeks out of his foreskin as Janeiro jack his shaft and licks the head. Janeiro easily deep throats Player's big dong giving excellent head and sucking those shaved nuts. Player fucks Janeiro's face, pulls out of his warm wet gob, jacks off, and shoots a thick load on Janeiro's face and mouth. Hot!

June's Three Way:

June, a cute dude with dark hair and slender/toned body, invites Macho, a very handsome Black/Latino dude with muscular body, and Macho's pal (uncredited the in movie so I'll call him "Lou"). Lou is a hot dude with buzzed hair and cool tattoos on his neck. This isn't June Cleaver, so instead of baking cookies, he wants to suck the dudes' cocks and have them fuck his tight asshole. June cuts right to the point and wants to see what the guys have to offer. Lou is first as he reveals his full brown pubes and uncut cock. Macho is next to drop his pants to show off his uncut tool. June is quite the expert as he takes a big uncut member into each hand jacking them to hardness.

June jacks Macho's hard cock working the foreskin up and over the knob as he takes Lou's dong into his mouth for some deep throat action. June switches over and gives Macho's cock some oral attention licking and sucking Macho's foreskin-covered knob. The cocks are now fully hard and quite large. June is like a frenzied horndog switching back and forth gorging himself on man meat. June licks each cock knob teasing the piss slits with the tip of his tongue using a circular technique. Macho lies back on a comfortable sofa, spreads his legs, and allows June full access to his cock and balls. June pulls his own boxers down revealing nice full dark pubes and hard uncut tool. There is a nice camera shot from behind of Lou's tight dark butt hole and bubble butt as he grinds his hard cock against June's crack.

Lou slides his condom-covered cock deep into June's tight hole in the missionary position providing him with plenty of fast fucking. Lou pulls out and cuts loose with a thick load. Macho fucks June from behind (with condom) with quick short strokes. Macho pulls out and releases a small load of love juice on June's butt. June jacks off and shoots a large thick load on the sofa.

Ronn Holmes:

Ronn is a fucking hot dude from Spanish Harlem, thirty years old with a killer bod, hairy chest and stomach, and plenty of tattoos on his shoulders, arms, chest, and stomach. Ronn teases the viewer by standing in his white briefs and rubbing his bulging crotch. He pulls those briefs down exposing his full dark pubes and long uncut cock. Ronn plays with his foreskin pulling the overhang, stretching it, and basically giving it a good ol' workout. Ronn wags his big hard cock at the camera whetting the viewer's appetite for some uncut meat. Ronn jacks that big dong with his right fist and shoots a generous thick load on the floor.



"Nine Inch NuYoricans" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography is hand-held and provides full coverage of all the action and plenty of close-ups. The direction by Brian Brennan and editing is tight allowing each scene to move along at a fast pace. The picture quality is sharp and clear.


The sound provides the viewer a clear listen to these dudes' hot New York accents as well as their moans as they engage in man-on-man action.


The extras include an interactive menu, scene selections, and a very short Outtakes reel as the dudes joke around, stroke their cocks to hardness before the scenes, and one of the dude's pretty girlfriends who happened to be on set.

Final Thoughts:

The Latino Fan Club once again comes through with a very hot movie. The dudes are all fucking sexy with their toned bodies, uncut cocks, tattoos, and streetwise personalities. These dudes are the real deal with their sexy and thick NYC accents and attitudes. The direction, videography, and editing create an enjoyable fast-paced movie that is a complete turn-on. I highly recommend to fans of hot Latino and Black dudes, tattoos, uncut cocks, and full pubes.

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