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Own My Ass

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/4/06

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Own My Ass

Evil Angel/Jake Malone Inc.

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Mia Rose, Manuel Ferrara, Ricki White, Joe Rock, Joe Blow, Wade Hardman, Dsnoop, Sasha Knox, Benjamin Brat, Mike Hash, Joe Rock, Jake Malone, Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Johnny Fender, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Faceblaster, Tobi Pacific, Dana DeArmond, Alicia Angel

Length: 179.5 minutes

Date of Production: 7/9/2006, 7/30/2006, 7/31/2006, 8/9/2006, 8/10/2006, 8/13/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 13 minute Behind the Scenes feature. It had extra sex, lots of nudity and depravity, and served as a better trailer for the movie's "attitude" than the official trailer. It gave most of the cast an extra chance to strut their stuff, ending with a personal favorite; in effect, saving a first class ass, perhaps even the best ass, for last (Dana DeArmond), as well as a shout out to an old acquaintance of mine, Bobo from ADT. There was also a photogallery, a cast list, some limited filmographies, and a few links.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Own My Ass was presented in the standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most porn is shot these days, by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel. The picture was decent and showed some improvement over older releases by Jake with often nice lighting, solid composition of most shots (making the women look more appealing than usual), and good fleshtones; looking as technically solid as any of his peers in the Evil Angel stable. Jake kept his rough edge and raw energy at full levels while addressing my concerns nicely, marking it as a turning point in his favor if he can keep the momentum going. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo English and was generally well done although it wasn't anything out of the ordinary for a gonzo production. I could hear the gals moan, groan, and talk dirty so I was pleased with it but there wasn't any separation between the channels and the dynamic range wasn't all that great either.

Body of Review: Jake Malone is one of the newest directors at Evil Angel and being handpicked by the master of gonzo himself, John Stagliano, is award enough that you're doing something right. In the all too crowded world of gonzo porn, most directors simply point and shoot or copy what sells from others so the rarity of a pervert like Jake that can offer something different should not be overlooked. I might think he looks creepy and old but I can't deny that he's into the action and that alone is a step above the norm. His latest work for the company to distribute is Own My Ass, another lengthy anal adventure worth your time and seed. If you like gonzo and the cast listed, you'll find this one a great flick that will take you numerous sessions of self love to get through even once, with some of the best talent of the day in spotlight scenes like Dana DeArmond, Mia Rose, and Sasha Knox leading the pack. Here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and none of the scenes were fillers unworthy of your pleasure:

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Scene One: Mia Rose, the very cute gal featured on the right hand side of the cover, was up first as she teased in the same outfit that let her body breath. I'm not usually a fan of slow motion tease but this time it worked for me as she wiggled about the floor before hooking up with Manuel Ferrara. He helped warm her up a bit by diddling her as he cradled her in his arms, moving to sucking her ass as he played "her bitch" (as she called it) before they started banging hardcore style. She yelled out and while it seemed slightly over the top, it was also convincing on another level; marking it as a solid reason why she earned her premium spot on the cover. She actively rode his cock elsewhere in the house too, moving to the stairs at one point to settle on the green hallway for the anal. It was tough going at first but she got more into it as time progressed, ending the lengthy scene after a lot of heated positions when she power sucked him off all over her face. It showed chemistry and lots of heat, making it a fine scene to start with.

Scene Two: Ricki White, a gal with a fleshy ass as seen on the bottom (how appropriate!) of the left hand side of the cover, started her tease by putting clothing on, some light blue shorts and white fishnets, as she showed herself off outside the house and in. The gal had potential too and was soon finding Manuel Ferrara to be a fixture of her ass as he went down on it and her pussy to provide her what seemed to be a surprise. She then blew him for a moment and climbed onto his cock for a fun frolic immediately afterwards, even using her ass cheeks to masturbate him in a devilishly wicked manner. If she was simply faking her performance, she deserves every accolade for it but I gathered she was having a great deal of fun (according to her physiological responses; flush skin, sweating, respiration rate, etc.) in doing everything she did, slowing him down a little when the anal started taking place, but meeting the challenge nonetheless. It wasn't long before she milked him dry (which is a major compliment given how long some industry greats have taken to get him off) and after he unleashed his load of population pudding unto her face, she was given addition loads as a reward by Joe Rock, Joe Blow, Wade Hardman, and D Snoop. She swallowed them with ease and while she might not have had the same level of chemistry as Mia, she provided a fine scene too.

Scene Three: Sasha Knox, the hot blonde seen on the front DVD cover (second from the top on the left hand side), continued the dynamic established as part of the movie with some nice tease that highlighted all of her assets, including her curvy rump. The sheer blue outfit worked well on her and while I'd like to floss with her thong, I admit that doing so with her pubic hair would be preferable. The outdoor oiling of her ass was the best tease though, showing the world that Jake listens to what fans want, much like one of his peers called Nutsack does at Elegant Angel. Her primary partner of the day was Benjamin Brat; giving him head and playing his rusty trombone (rimming him while jerking him off) before he started plugging away at her holes. She also engaged with Mike Hash, Joe Rock, Jake Malone, Kyle Stone, Dick Nasty, Johnny Fender, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, and Faceblaster, who mostly dove in after the end of the main portion of the action (Jake got in early) to coat her tonsils and face with semen after she repeatedly rode Benjamin. It was an active ride with much of it shot in POV fashion as Jake claimed his prize by getting some, the emphasis being on anal and ATM though a bit less consistent than some of the other scenes. Ninety minutes into the movie and I doubt anyone would make it this far in a single sitting. Nice!

Scene Four: Tobi Pacific, the redhead seen in the upper center of the front DVD cover, was up next and her all natural body served her well as she masturbated with a large glass dildo before the mirror. That led to an anxious Manuel Ferrara serving her some of his oral skills, returned in due time by Tobi as she slobbed his knob, leading to him plowing her ass right away. He moved her around the room to fuck her ass everywhere, including by the piano, her vocals seeming to be barely audible since she was clinging on to the work he was doing as best she could. It was almost as if she was trying out a guy a bit advanced for her skill level but doing so with a lot of previously untapped ability; making it a good scene but in a different way. She did some ATM as she jerked him off and eventually popped off a moderate load to her face when she jerked it out of him. This was her best scene that I've watched to date (and you can take that statement in a few ways).

Scene Five: Dana DeArmond, a hotty with milky white skin in ample proportion to the kind of curves many men like, as seen on the left hand side (second from the bottom). There was no tease since she was simply too perfect for studly Manuel Ferrara to hold off on, wearing her black fishnets and metal collar as he ate her out on the floor. She was dripping wet at his oral attention, leaving a puddle in her wake as she received his fingering, moving to providing him with a sloppy bit of head complete with streamers. I've been asked where this hotty came from since she shows that gals in their twenties can be so much better sexually then the newcomers the industry usually focuses on (18 year olds that weigh 98 pounds) and my best answer is that she came from out of nowhere to grace us with her presence and we shouldn't ask too many questions, lest she disappear. Sexually though, she was once again in her element, proving my original assessment of her yet again in that she was a world class fuck regardless of the specific position, type of sex, or location. She had fun in the scene and it was infectious to me as I watched him spread open her ass and her brand of "squirting" was far more real than the circus show stuff seen by numerous others. The gaping, the moving all around the house, and the ATM were all secondary to how much enthusiasm and passion she brought to the scene, marking it as another feather in her cap for strokability. She may not have been the featured gal of the movie in terms of cover placement but most people watching the movie will be coming back to this one more then any of the others. It ended in a facial, a fart for levity, and the same playfulness I've come to expect from her (emphasis on "come"). Whew!

Scene Six: Alicia Angel, the final gal of the movie and a brunette worthy of your loads as seen on the upper left hand corner of the cover, followed the formula of the movie by providing some extensive teasing before working with Manuel Ferrara. I love tease and my only complaint about Dana's scene was how Manuel couldn't restrain himself to allow her to provide any but Alicia was another class ass act and while it might have reached the peak of the flick as the last scene did, it let Jake leave us with another worthy bang. She wore a blindfold and took him on while positioned on the staircase initially, doing a technical DP with PTM as well as lots of other tricks. She crawled behind him up the stairs and blew him as she fingered herself, leading to another anal assault that led me to think Evil Angel must've given Manuel a spot solely for his meat puppet skills at the rate he's been going. She was a good fuck, both vaginally and anally, and like the other ladies seemed enamored with her partner, the minor choking and rough play nothing compared to some of Jake's "Jump the Shark" flicks at another company. There were no surprises this time but again, it was solid entertainment and a worthy way to end the movie, even if I would have switched it out with Dana's scene since it was decidedly hotter in most ways. It ended with her jerking him off to her face, making this a clean sweep of fun fuck flick scenes to enjoy.

Summary: Own My Ass by director Jake Malone for Evil Angel was clearly another title that earned a rating of Highly Recommended for fans of anal excitement. He didn't rely heavily on tricks and slight of hand as others have tried; preferring to get the best ladies available and allow them a chance to shine. The best scene was by Dana but even the worst scene was better than much of what passes for gonzo these days, with decent technical values, an eye on quality, and lots of anal fuck for the buck; featuring studly Manuel Ferrara as the man in front of the camera to make it happen. In short, Own My Ass provided a lot to like and seemed to pay tribute to the skills of the ladies more than anything else, with three hours of pure pleasure offered up for your assistance. Great work!

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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