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Blow Me Sandwich 9

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/6/06

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Blow Me Sandwich 9

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Blowjobs

Director: Greg Alves (with the advice and consent of Mike Quasar)

Cast: Aaralyn Barra, Kacey Villainess, Jenner,Candy Manson, Carley Parker, Cassie Young, Mark Wood, Lacey Luv, Lorena Sanchez, Celina Cross, Jenna Haze, Jenna Presley, Marie Luv, Roshell Starr, Lindsay Meadows, Michelle Avanti, Trent Soluri; Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle, Sascha (last three in bonus scene only)

Length: 122.5 minutes

Dates of Production: 7/10/2006 to 7/17/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 28 minute long Behind the Scenes feature since it had the ladies all in various states of undress and some of them providing extra sex (not to mention helping me identify the guys in the scenes). It was a solid extra, if not the best I've seen over recent months, but it seemed to capture the essence of the cast having a good time, making it a nice addition to the DVD and fans will like the interviews by Mike even if I wondered where the credited director was at the whole time. The bonus blowjob scene between Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle, and Sascha was also a winner, though it only clocked in at about 9.5 minutes. I described it below for those who care. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, a true double sided DVD cover and matching slipcase cover, and a set of trailers to movies like Double Decker Sandwich, Who's Your Daddy?, Big Rack Attack, Drive Thru, Virgin Surgeon, Gaper Maker, and Fine Ass Babes.
Note: There was no Strip Tease extra as listed on the bottom of the back DVD cover (again!).

Condoms: None

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Audio/Video Quality: Blow Me Sandwich 9 was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as credited to Greg Alves and shot by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was generally very solid; limiting the grain and video noise while providing accurate fleshtones of the cast, but handled slightly differently this time (not the harsh lighting as if shot at a Wal-Mart as some of us like it but well done nonetheless). The picture wasn't perfect but the composition of the shots was as solid as I remember Mike providing in the past, always enhancing the look of the ladies in their scenes. There were no compression artifacts observed and the overall visual quality was very good, as expected. The audio registered on my receiver as 2.0 Dolby Digital but the vocals varied a slight amount in terms of loudness and the music ended after the scenes truly began. I didn't notice anything that would give your home theatres a work out but the audio properties did not detract from the experience. There was also a Spanish track for those who care but I've never been a fan of the lip synchronization issues; perhaps they should call up someone in the anime field to get the relatively cheap software used to make such tracks look better.

Body of Review: Greg Alves and Mike Quasar have long been a team in porn, both providing lots of enjoyment for fans at Zero Tolerance these days. Essentially, Mike does the work and Greg signs the paychecks, a situation that all involved find quite acceptable. Mike is a very talented director and the latest work attributed to them was Blow Me Sandwich 9; a series of blowjobs that put two ladies with one man to have some fun after the gals tease the camera together. The cover said it like this: "This ain't no bologna! We take a big foot long sausage, slap a pair of juicy wet sluts on each side of the meat, smother it with gobs of creamy mayo, and watch these whores swallow and savor every last drop. Don't waste your time with those other fake-ass sandwich series that leave you hungry....taste the original recipe for double-stacked BJ bliss. One on your cock, one on your sack, a hand full of hair and hand squeezing rack! Enjoy!" It was fun to watch and the dynamic did not vary all that much as other series seem to do, so you might like it more or less depending on your own tastes. Here's a quick look at the scenes if you're still interested, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Aaralyn Barra and Kacey Villainess, a couple of light haired lasses with all natural bodies, were up first in the standardized living room setting as they played with one another. Their black & blue bikinis didn't last long and Aaralyn was towered over by Kacey but each showed a desire to work with one another that involved getting some licks in before they turned their attention over to Jenner on the couch. Unlike many other series, the blowjobs here were very much alike in most ways; the gals playing with each other as they took turns with tonsil fucking him. Kacey worked it out of his cock and shared it with Aaralyn, but she didn't swallow.

Scene Two: Candy Manson, in black bikini undies, and Carley Parker, in a sexy little skirted outfit, were both far curvier then the last two but kept to the same basic formula of playing with one another before working out the load of Mark Wood. Mark was in most of the scenes and I think he enjoyed the addition of the titty fuck here though I found the large bruises on Carley's legs to be off putting. There was extra dirty talk here too so I have to admit that even a fan of natural breasts like me had fun. Carley took the load to share, with the load disappearing between the gals (what little there was).

Scene Three: Cassie Young, in yellow & black bottoms, and Lacey Luv, in pink & black panties, were up next as they continued the action on the living room couch together. The kissing was hot, the tease just fine and the working of Jenner's cock as well handled as any of the others. Cassie seemed the dominant partner this time and the larger load pleased them a lot.

Scene Four: Lorena Sanchez and Celina Cross, both dressed in checkerboard style that accentuated their shapely asses, continued the oral assault after teasing the camera a bit. They had some extra chemistry and lucky meat puppet Mark Wood was the happy recipient of the dynamic between them. Both gals were in their element and I only wish that they could have done more to complete the scene. On a side note, Mark spoke up toward the end; violating the rule the men were to follow about being quiet.

Scene Five: Jenna Haze and Jenna Presley, the two stars on the cover, were up next and while Miss Haze is clearly the most sought after gal of the cast these days by pretty much everyone in the industry that can afford her services, Ms. Presley was very skillful here too. Once again, the lucky puppet was Mark Wood, and the outdoor setting of the back yard really added something in terms of the lighting and fun factor. JH was the dirty talker extraordinaire this time but it was clearly a highlight of the action in the movie.

Scene Six: Marie Luv, a leggy black gal that has either won or been nominated for lots of awards, was up next with cute little vixen Roshell Starr; the two wearing fishnet tops over minimal bikinis. Marie was in charge this time as she felt up the 18 year old but both worked magic on the cock of Mark Wood in the living room after doing each other a little. It was one of the most aggressive, active knob slobbings of the bunch and both gals shared what minimal population pudding exited his meat pipe.

Scene Seven: Lindsay Meadows, in pink undies, and Michelle Avanti, in purple accentuated material, were up last so they got stuck with the bottom of the barrel choice of third tier mope squad member Trent Soluri. Seriously though, they seemed turned on with each other and he did a decent job of staying quiet as they worked him over orally with Michelle acting dominant as she ordered her friend around. The resulting load shamed most of Mark's pops this time, a tribute to how much they get called up to work I suppose.

Bonus Scene: Sophie Dee, in a black bikini, Lexi Belle, in a purple bikini, and hairy Sascha, were up in the bonus scene doing the usual acts in the formulaic style. The gals were playful and played with each other's bums, crawling over to blow Sascha as they took turns using hand and mouth to milk out a load. They cumswapped it at the end and generally kept a fun attitude about the whole thing, providing a decent oral experience.

Summary: Blow Me Sandwich 9 by director Greg Alves and shot by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was worth a rating of Recommended for all fans of blowjob-centric movies. There was no penetrative sex and the hummers were all done in such a way that you really can't tell who the meat puppets are (unless you know them by their cocks). The dynamic had the ladies looking at the camera in the usual POV fashion though to keep the fan at home in the right mood, as though he's the one getting the hummer. The ladies were a nice selection overall and none of the scenes were filler, with some great extras this time, even if one of them advertised was missing. In short, Blow Me Sandwich 9 was a solid entry in the series to enjoy so check it out (and help Mike keep his house).

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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