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Brazilian Girlfriends

Studio: VCA » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 12/12/06

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

GENRE: Latina Lesbian
DIRECTOR: Axel Braun
LENGTH: 2:06
CAST: Ana Ferari, Jeane James, Caterine Lisbos, Karol Bitencourt, Ju Pantera, Monica Matos, Patrica Kimberly, Lana Ferreira, Jordana and Princiane
PRODUCTION: March 27, 2006

the Audio & Video

Video was shot in an anamorphic 1.85:1 widescreen ratio and the picture was very sharp and shot on film | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo

the Special Features

Slideshow | Trailers for "Anal Inc.", "Cum List" and "Butt Blassted #3" | Sex Talk [a 59s ad for phone sex] | Internet [a 15s ad for VCA's website] | Also includes a BONUS full-length DVD titled "Sex Sirens Of Brazil" that runs 1:46

the Fucking

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Ana and Jeane spend some time making out and removing what little clothing they're wearing, before taking turns licking each others pussies. After Jeane grabs a dildo and gives Ana's pussy a working over, she bends over to let Ana stick her from behind until the scene ends.

Yep, that's it. Let me also point out that while Ana might look like a Jersey mall chick in that screencap, she doesn't look as appealing during the scene. Jeane was definitely the more attractive of the two.

[ Ana Ferari & Jeane James | Oral (F), Toys | ]

Karol begins the scene by grabbing Caterine's foot and tempting her by licking and sucking on her ugly toes. Next, she removes Cat's lingerie and then strips off her own, before fingering Cat's pussy (first one finger, then two). Cat bends over to let Karol lick, finger and use a dildo on her pussy from behind, until Karol lets Cat lick and use the dildo on her pussy. This continues until the ladies end the scene laughing.

I really didn't care much for this scene. Both ladies were moderately attractive, but there was no heat generated whatsoever. I hope this isn't a trend.

[ Caterine Lisbos & Karol Bitencourt | Oral (F), Toys | ]

As with the previous scenes, the ladies strip each other down, eat each other's pussy and suck each other's toes. Blah, blah, blah. While one girl licks the other's pussy as she rubs her own, until they straddle each other for a very sexy 69. After that, they spend some time grinding their pussies together, before some vibrators join the festivities. Jordana and Princiane put them to good use, until they end the scene kissing.

Since these two honeys aren't listed in the beginning credits, I couldn't tell you who was who. However, I can tell you that they were both very attractive and this was a very sexy scene. Guess it's not a trend.

[ Jordana & Princiane | Oral (F), Toys | ]

Ju and Monica begin the scene kissing and sucking each other's nipples, before Monica buries her face in Ju's attractive pussy. Ju does some muffdiving of her own, before Monica lubes up a dildo and sticks it in Ju's pussy. Monica also bends over to let Ju spend some time sticking it inside her, until the scene ends.

I wasn't familiar with Monica, but I know i've seen Ju before. However, thanks to the rampant mislabeling/no labeling on these Brazilian features (this one being an exception), I couldn't tell you which one it was. Regardless, both ladies were quite attractive and I wouldn't have minded if the scene was longer.

[ Ju Pantera & Monica Matos | Oral (F), Toys | ]

Patrica convinces Lana to take off her top so she can spend some time licking and sucking on Lana's tits, before moving between her legs to lick and suck Lana's pierced pussy. Once Lana bends over, Patrica also gives her ass a licking and fingering. After some brief toe licking, Lana spreads her legs wide so Patrica can fuck her with a vibrator. Next, Lana licks Patty's pussy and uses a red vibrator on it, before the scene ends with the girls licking the vibrator clean.

After the hotness that was the previous two scenes, we're back to mediocre to finish the disc. i didn't find either girl attractive, and the scene didn't generate much heat.

[ Patrica Kimberly & Lana Ferreira | Oral (F), Toys | ]

the Final Word

Well, i've said it before whenever i'm tasked to review all-girl discs - I hate reviewing them because there's no variety and the monotony drives me crazy. However, I am man enough to say that I have been proven wrong on more than one occasion. This is not one of those occasions. Mr. Braun's done some mighty fine work, but "Brazilian Girlfriends" was a pretty painful disc that generated only the slightest glimmer of heat. In fact, if I were one of those whoreish reviewers looking for a cover blurb i'd tell you that "this is one girlfriend you'll want to dump". However, I don't think that would make a good quote for the cover. Heck, not even the full-length bonus disc would make me feel comfortable telling you to do anything other than Skip It.

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