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Gigantic Joggies

Studio: FYA Independent » Review by Michael Vega » Review Date: 12/12/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

GENRE: Big Titty Solo Masturbation
DIRECTOR: M. Bushler
LENGTH: 1:40
CAST: Gianna, Rebecca Love, Felony, Sara Stone, Milan & Daphne Rosen
PRODUCTION: May 22, June 6, 13, 23, September 21, 28, 2006


the Audio & Video

Gigantic Joggies
was shot on video in a non-anamorphic 1.33:1 full-frame ratio and the picture was pretty sharp | Audio was clear and presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 stereo


the Special Features

Slideshow | Previews for "the Education Of Alexis Silver", "Pink Side Of Bobbi Blaze", "the Education Of Bobbi Blaze", "the Education Of A Geisha", "I Am Marco", "Wife O Rama", "Wife O Rama 2", "Wife O Rama 3", "Wife O Rama 4", "Wife O Rama 5" and "Wife O Rama 6"

the Fucking

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Gianna quickly pulls down her green negligee and spends some time playing with her fantastic tits. Once the negligee comes off, she gets on all fours and spends some time flashing some pink and tugging at her panties before pulling them off. She spreads her legs wide and starts masturbating for us, using two fingers and making sure her titties bounce, until she collapses on the bed - presumably after cumming.

Gianna is a very sexy, very thick chick who gets the disc started by putting on a great show for us. A very sexy show that the rest of the ladies are going to have a hard time living up to.

[ Gianna | Masturbation | 14m | ]

This scene begins with a first-person POV, as Rebecca addresses us while she talks about how much she loves her breasts. Eventually, all the talk about (and massaging of) her breasts, gets her to drop her top and let those puppies breathe. She spends a great deal of time playing with them and making them bounce for us, before she removes her thong and wraps it around both breasts. Becky bends over to give us a shot at some pink while still making her titties bounce, until she sits down and spreads her legs to give her kitty a sexy petting. She grabs a silver dildo and jams it inside of her, both on her back with her legs spread and from behind, until she cums and the scene ends.

While Rebecca was pretty cute, I wasn't able to tell if her chest was home grown or store bought. Regardless, it was a pretty sexy scene. Not "Gianna" sexy, but sexy nonetheless.

[ Rebecca Love | Masturbation, Toys | 19m | ]

Felony talks to the camera while playing with her small, but ample bosoms. She eventually strips off her sexy lingerie and spreads her legs to give the viewer a good look at her pink before giving it a thorough rubbing and fingering. After she's handed a lavender dildo, she lubes it up and slides in it her pussy like a dipstick before quickly taking it out again to clean it off. She bends over and starts giving it a workout until she cums and the scene ends.

This was a pretty unremarkable scene. Even though I don't know what a "joggy" is, i'm going to assume it means a humongous rack. If that's the case, Felony just doesn't measure up.

[ Felony | Masturbation, Toys | ]

Sara steps up into frame and attempts to look sexy standing in front of a bathtub. Unfortunately, she must not know which way the camera is pointed, since she focuses all of her attention to someone standing off camera to the right (her left). Eventually, Sara realizes we're in the room and starts to remove her sexy black lingerie before lathering up and hopping in the tub. Once inside, she spends the majority of the time caressing her tits and rubbing her pussy. Well, i'm assuming she's rubbing her pussy since there's a layer of bubbles covering her body and I was left wondering exactly what she's doing down there. For all I know she could've been trying to find the soap. Now, there are times this kind of thing might turn me on, but Sara doesn't always make convincing "passionate" faces. If all of this wasn't bad enough, she leans over the tub, letting her titties flop over the side, as she continues to play with herself until she cums. She ends this travesty by blowing us a bubble-covered kiss.

I've seen Sara perform in the past and she was a LOT hotter than this. Perhaps she needs a partner to focus her energy on? Whatever the problem is, this scene wasn't anywhere close to hot.

[ Sara Stone | Masturbation | ]

Milan enters the room wearing some weird lingerie and carrying two humongous handfuls of boob. She juggles them a bit, and then pulls off her thong and gets the party started by rubbing her pussy as she squeezes one tit. After sticking a finger in her pussy, she stands up and continues cupping and squeezing her tits. This goes on for what seems like an eternity, until a humongous dildo shows up. She kisses, caresses and puts it between her tits before it makes its way between her thighs. However, she ends up only sticking the tip inside of her until the scene ends shortly after.

Another fairly uninteresting scene. In fact, it seemed to go on forever and the reason she spent so much time holding her tits during the scene becomes apparent near the end - she was covering some noticable scars. I mean, some late 80's-early 90's scars. Ugh.

[ Milan | Masturbation, Toys | ]

Judging by the screencap I was able to get before the disc stopped playing, i'm sure this would be a pretty hot scene - humongous store-bought titties notwithstanding. However, since FYA Independent decided to send my boss a glitchy DVD-R screener, I was unable to see any of this action.

[ Daphne Rosen | Masturbation?, Toys? | ]

the Final Word

I love watching girls play with themselves. I love girls with big tits. This disc should be right up my alley, right? Well, it starts out strong with the lovely Gianna and Rebecca Love, but it seems to steadily decline with each scene afterwards. I also have to apologize for an incomplete review, since FYA Independent provided us with a burned copy of this flick that locked up shortly after Milan's scene. Was it doing me a favor? In the end, i'm not sure that even a five star performance from the lovely Ms. Rosen could save this flick. Rent It.

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