Extra's: The 22 minute Behind the Scenes feature by Wit Maverick (shot for this one and Floss at the same time with footage from each) was missing; kind of surprising except for the fact that the movie was so lengthy. If you want to see it, you'll have to pick up a copy of Floss and appreciate that many of the scenes were shot specifically on the set of this movie. There were also some minimal Star Bios, trailers for movies like Floss, Little Town Flirts, Eye Candy Refocused, Perfect Smiles, LA Fashion Girls, a photogallery, a bit on the multiple angles used, and a jump to the scene bit too.
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Audio/Video Quality: Too Many Blonde Moments was presented in the originally filmed 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as shot by director Jim Holliday for VCA Pictures back in February 2002 (filmed at the same time as Floss, with assistance by Evan Stone as credited by Jim in the commentary track). The picture was crystal clear and had a wonderfully diverse cast as seen on the front DVD cover. The fleshtones were accurate thanks in large part to the flat and plentiful lighting, eliminating grain and other visual defects in a manner I wish contemporary companies would at least consider. This was one of the Holliday flicks where some budget considerations came into play, coming off as decent looking but not the best the man had to offer at this stage in his career. The audio was presented in the usual 2.0 Dolby Digital English but the vocals appeared to be looped in a few cases, the dialogue slightly wooden at times, and it sounded hollow less frequently than previous volumes in the series. The music was trademark Jim Holliday style with Reno & the Rumrunners with Jan, Darryl, & the Steamrollers on back up duties this time. There was the normal range of music here for those who care but the movie seemed to be more of an after thought or filler in between the other movie made at the same time.
Body of Review: Jim Holliday was often referred to as one of the porn king's of the obscure; making twisted little plots and offering up weird little trivia for most of his VCA Picture features. As the 2000's progressed, his shooting schedule accelerated substantially; assisted by the way he shot multiple movies at the same time. In early 2002, he shot the subject of today's review Too Many Blonde Moments and Floss in such a way that all the usual tricks were covered with lots of performers getting some screen time but never so much that you'd want the scenes edited. The plot this time revolved around punishing ladies that had too many mental lapses going in front of a grand inquisitor for a brain exchange. As always, it was fun, fluffy, and light with no serious dramas to mess with your head. Here's a look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used in all the scenes that men were poking women in:
Scene One: Summer Storm (middle row, far right), was up in the first full sex scene as she had her ass eaten out by Alex Sanders in the picnic area. Her ripe rump looked sweet and he gave her full oral service before she orally attacked his meat with some of her own enthusiasm. A champion cocksucker, she knew how to slob a knob and that led to him poking her pussy and perfect pucker; her riding very actively once in the reverse cowgirl positions. The load went to her face and chest as she savored the taste, starting off the movie in style.
Scene Two: Lita Chase, the busty cutie shown on the top of the front cover (second from the left), was up next with the mighty Evan Stone. He worked her over orally as though he liked it, darting his tongue in and out as he got her off. She responded in kind with a solid hummer, rubbing his shaft on her breasts as he fingered her snatch, both preparing for the inevitable penetration on the bed. There was some foot fetish action here too but it took the back seat as he hammered away at her pussy and soon rubbed out a load to her face. The chemistry was pretty solid this time, even better then the last scene.
Scene Three: Monica Mayhem (bottom row, second from the left before the brunettes), and curvy August (bottom row, first brunette), had a very short lesbian sequence in bed where they did some pussy licking and foot sucking. I was amazed it ended so soon (saddened too).
Scene Four: Casey Brooks (the first gal from the left on the top row), was up next as she let Alex Sanders lick and finger her genitals on the couch. She got into the action a lot but didn't suck him off very well, leading to him pounding both holes with some degree of vigor. She was largely passive in this portion of the scene too, adding in some dynamic vocals but that was about it. It ended when he pumped out a large load to her mouth.
Scene Five: Nina Ferrari (third gal from the left on the top row), was up next as Dilllion Day went down on her in the bed. Neither of them did a lot of oral on the other but she rode him as hard as anyone else in the movie impaled herself on a cock, squealing in delight the whole time. With minimal foot fetish action, he let loose his juice on her feet, closing out a good scene between the two.
Scene Six: Tanya Danielle (second from the right, second row), Felecia (first from the right, bottom row), Chandler (second from the right on the top row), and busty Sindee Coxx (second from the left on the middle row), were all up next in a lesbian orgy scene of sorts that was heavy on toy use and tongues. They licked all the right places with Felecia taking the lead at poking assholes.
Scene Seven: Lita Chase (second from the left, top row), Samantha Sterlyng (third from the left on the middle row), Summer Storm (middle row, far right), and the mighty Evan Stone, were up next in bed after he warmed two of them up to be joined by Sam soon after. The gals all shared his cock and did some face sitting before he took turns pounding away at their taunt pussies. As he drilled them, the other two gals would orally play with the gal getting boned, with some toe sucking and pussy slapping but not as much kink this time. There was a charge in the air and the quartet (not to be confused with a whore-tet) all appeared to like working together. Allysin Chaynes (top row, first gal on the right) wandered in towards the very end to get some action, ending the scene when he jerked off a big load onto his hands.
Scene Eight: Dayton Rains (one of the few hotties not on the cover), and curvy Tanya Danielle (second from the right, second row), were up next in a lesbian scene in bed together. Ass munching, pussy sucking, and strap on dildo use were all present but the scene seemed truncated as if cut for some reason. I wondered if there was some bonus footage hanging around since there had to be more to it then was shown here.
Scene Nine: Shayla LaVeaux (bottom row, first from the left), Bunny Luv (second row, first from the left), and Allysin Chaynes (top row, first gal on the right), were up last in a lesbian tryst in the generic bed. Shayla was the centerpiece of the action, with Bunny warming her up before something called her off the set to be replaced by Allysin. This was a complete lesbian scene though with plenty of licking, toy use, foot fetish, and other tricks deployed to push the movie over the top in terms of heat & energy.
Summary: Too Many Blonde Moments by director Jim Holliday for VCA Pictures was another light, breezy, fluff bunny type of movie heavy on action and light on plot that fans of the immortal Jim will appreciate for all the inconsistencies it had. I rated it as Recommended thanks to the cast, the technical values, and the sheer amount of fuck for the buck, noting that even the worst pairings weren't bad. In short, Too Many Blonde Moments poked some fun at the stereotypical blonde joke to the maximum amount allowed by porn law, providing some cute non-sex moments too along with all the action expected.
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