Audio/Video Quality: Ass Everywhere was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as originally shot by director Justin Slayer for distribution by Evil Angel. The fleshtones looked fairly accurate thanks in large part to the lighting, which also limited the grain and video noise but it wasn't always consistent. The composition of the camera angles wasn't always the best to enhance the look of the females, typically zooming in on blemishes or having the camera move around like someone was always losing their balance, usually when HJ was shooting from what I could tell. The overall visual look of the show was generally below average compared to some of Justin's recent works and I thought a lot more attention should've been paid to it than has been the case of late (to be fair, the title made it seem like these were the scenes that would have otherwise been locked away in a vault unreleased but for this DVD). The 2.0 Dolby Digital audio was presented in the usual stereo English with the levels being a bit varied but you could hear what was said so most fans won't mind the lack of dynamic range or lack of separation between the channels. The music was kind of droning and lame during some of the scene openings but it was less intrusive here than in most of Justin's movies of the last year so I was again pleased at the improvement, or at least the fact that he didn't get worst, here.
Body of Review: Justin Slayer has now been distributed by Evil Angel for long enough that you'd think he had found his audience. He tends to excel at scenes where the ladies like long, black cocks, typically white gals on the prowl for some chocolate loving though he has a fair amount of people appreciative of his black on black scenes too. His latest such movie is Ass Everywhere: Special Extended 2 Disc Set, a movie with five scenes lasting nearly three hours where the gals don't do anal but they love to tease with all the junk in their large trunks. I prefer women with a little bit of weight to their bodies (like Flower Tucci or Katja Kassin) but when they get really large, my squeal of approval rating tends to suffer a lot; as was the case here. If you're still interested in the movie, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:
Scene One: Los Angeles: Cherokee, Sky Black, and Beauty Dior, the bountiful gals featured on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, were up first as they got ready for the scene in the bathroom. They then did some photoshoot tease with about 675 pounds of flesh on display while Justin Slayer used his wide angle lens to capture their essence. In their favor, they wore their tonnage with pride, knowing they had the moves to get any man off, adding to their appeal with some oiling up action per Justin. The gals then knelt on the large bed while he approached then naked, getting his cock buffed by the booty shaking. Each gal had a chance to please and he was soon getting head form all three of them in between boning them like crazy. The gals were definitely cock hungry and could handle his girth in their mouths and pussies easily. When they piled on top of him, I thought he might break something but he was durable as they worked him over. The gals continually did oral on each other and him, ending in a crotch pop for two to enjoy directly.
Scene Two: Brazil: Layla and Sabrina Ferrari, the two gals on the right hand side in the middle of the cover, were up next as they showed off their version of fleshy fun for partner Justin Slayer. The oiling up scheme was followed with a dainty little Middle Eastern score playing in the background. They were fitter then the last three females were but still had ample junk in their trunk for bootyologists to appreciate. They walked outside and around the apartment not far from the pool, with the initial action happening outside. The oiling up was decent but short and he took advantage of their slick backsides best on the couch inside as they slobbed his knob with a degree of energy missing in some of the other scenes (it seemed like real energy rather then mechanical "going through the motions" energy this time). The vaginal sex was similar in this regard and the ladies seemed enthusiastic about taking his cock deep inside as they bent over; I just wished he would have explored a wider variety of positions with them. They were active cock riders and took the facial well (Layla did anyway) with a second load going to her ass cheeks. Whew!
Scene Three: Other Side of Brazil: Angel and Nani/Nene, referred to as "The Twins" on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, were up next after completing a scene for another scene only to engage in more fun with Justin Slayer for this scene. They were definitely built for comfort over speed but even the language barriers presented no real problem as they sucked his nuts through his cock and took all he had to offer vaginally. They weren't as passionate as the previous scene's ladies were but they appeared to enjoy having sex with him, letting him do most of the work but HJ's camerawork was such that I was almost never sure which hole Justin was tapping into; the pussy or ass. It wasn't a bad scene but it lacked any real heat once the oral was over, and even the minimal pop shot to their faces did little to liven things up for me.
Scene Four: Atlanta: Mercedes and Fantasy, the ladies shown on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, were up last on the first disc as they took up the charge to prove that gals from Atlanta could compete with phat chicks from anywhere else in the world. The oiling could have lasted longer and Fantasy struck me as the more appealing of the two but Justin Slayer seemed ready for booty duty on both the cuties with the same basic scenario followed. The major difference this time was that Mercedes put on a strap on dildo to do Fantasy, with the rest of the action shorter, but similar, to the other scenes. There was a lack of chemistry much of the time but I've seen worse scenes like this one (even in this very movie). It ended with a crotch pop and clean up, serving the circus act crowd more than anyone else.
Scene Five: Oakland: Pinky, the gal with the distinctive hair color on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, and Kara Kane, the gal with extra junk in her trunk, were up last (though first on the second disc) with Justin Slayer. There was some tease, some fronting over trademarks, and a bit of sexual athleticism as the ladies did some booty clapping. Pinky was the more in shape of the two but if you like gals with lots of flesh, you'll feel right at home here too. The first sexual contact of the scene came in at about the 13 minute mark after extensive tease centering on booty antics. Justin offered up his cock and the ladies started doing what they've probably been doing for a very long time now; sucking away with abandon as they alternated on his rod. He then started taking turns screwing each of them, the gals reacting actively as they bounced up and down on him. They sucked their juices off of his dick between positions, savoring the taste of the other gal in most cases too, eventually milking him dry of a moderate load to the face and chest of Kara. Neither gal looked all that appealing to me here but in fairness to the concept, at least they looked like they did on the cover.
Summary: Ass Everywhere by director Justin Slayer for distribution by Evil Angel wasn't a terrible movie but it simply didn't appeal to my taste in women so the best I could do for it was a rating of Rent It. I like curves as much as the next guy but the gals here were more then I cared for, lowering the heat that way as well as with weak performing skills in many cases. Still, if you want a lot of heavy gals having fun with a brother, Ass Everywhere: Special Extended 2 Disc Set will have a lot of fuck for the buck to offer up.
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