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Night Nurses

Studio: Other » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/19/06

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Night Nurses

Penthouse Variations

Genre: Vignette

Director: James Avalon

Cast: Mysti May, Denise K., Tommy Gunn, Lindsay Meadows, Jean Val Jean, Daisy Marie, Riley Shy, Anthony Hardwood, Myles Camack, Rita Faltoyano, Marco Duato/Banderas

Length: 76 minutes

Date of Production: 8/23/2006 (box); 10/5/2006 or 8/7/2006 (different credits=different dates)

Extra's: For me, the best extra was the 6 minute long bonus scene between Mysti May and Denise K. that started off as a striptease act but evolved into something more. It was far too short to make up for the length of the movie but it was still a nice addition to the fun of the DVD. The next best extra was the 20 minute long Behind the Scenes feature by JJ Mayan and Wild Bill Kelso. It had a lot of extra hardcore footage deleted from the scenes of the movie, some interview material, and showed a bit of the others assisting in the movie, including Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo (both seen taking on a variety of projects these days for a diverse number of companies). There were a bunch of trailers, a photogallery, and a true double sided DVD cover with one side showing gals dressed and the other providing a naughtier version for those who care.


Audio/Video Quality: Night Nurses was presented in the same 1.85:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color it was shot in by director James Avalon for release by Penthouse Variations; one of the newcomers on the block in the porn industry. The colors were slightly faded and the lighting not optimal this time but the sex was heated enough and the humor good enough to distract me more often than not. The colors were overly saturated and there was some grain due to the lighting but in all, I didn't mind the difficulties encountered on my viewing of the show. There weren't any compression artifacts observed but there was some shimmer in a few scenes due to the outfits worn by some of the cast. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was okay but there wasn't a lot of separation or dynamic range to speak of and the vocals seemed somewhat hollow at time. The music was decidedly loud and distorted, making it the worst part of the movie other than the limited amount of fuck for the buck.

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Body of Review: James Avalon was one of my favorite directors at RLD last year with a handful of wonderfully interesting movies under his belt for them before the changes took place to dismiss most of the directing staff. I spoke with him in January and it seemed the writing was on the wall but he made plans to work elsewhere and the result is his latest effort for Penthouse Variations called Night Nurses. The movie was a short series of vignettes with a nurse them focusing the thematic issues with men getting into erotic situations with the ladies. My biggest concern of the movie was how short it was (under 75 minutes) though some decent extras helped make up for it but if you have a nurse fetish, this might appeal to you a lot. I've long been a fan of the Penthouse Variations magazine (though it has been years since I read it) and the feel of the scenes was not that much like the letters of old that I recall but still managed to provide something off the beaten path to enjoy. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Mysti May, one of my favorite screamers of the last year, and hot Europe babe Denise K., were up first as part of the cure for studly Tommy Gunn. He was diagnosed with NSAP (never seeing any pussy) due to working too much and his grease monkey dungeon of a job was well suited for the trio to get busy in. The gals gave some tease and stripped for him, taunting him with their all natural bodies and lesbian antics before he walked over to provide them with an injection of his own; a hot beef injection as my old roommate used to say. Mysti was as loud and proud as ever, enjoying his oral as much as she did giving him head with Denise in return. The music was really lame here, too loud and distorted, but the action looked pretty hot from my point of view. The vaginal penetration was fun as the gals were both active riders (both on his lap and his face). It ended when the ladies jerked him off to orgasm, savoring their victory as well as the glow of the moment enjoyed with him.

Scene Two: Lindsay Meadows, an extremely cute gal wearing a stripper nurse outfit at a strip club (on the right hand side of the front DVD cover), danced on stage for Jean Val Jean before fishing his cock out of his pants with her hand as she gazed deep into his eyes. The slow handjob gave way to a fine blowjob like I've never enjoyed in a club (too expensive since I don't look like Jean) and he ate her out in return as she climbed back up on stage. They actively rode vaginally, her pushing back on his rod as her ass cheeks rippled and after a few more positions, she did PTM and took the load to her face. It was far too short to truly appreciate but it was a nice little warm up for me.

Scene Three: Daisy Marie, the cutie on the left hand side of the front cover, was up next as she provided an examination with intense physical therapy to ailing Myles Camack as he walked the halls of a darkly lit hallway. She was wearing a white nurse outfit with cut outs in all the right places, but her brand of therapy included the use of her mouth on his cock. Although it wasn't a big cock, she treated him like a king, worshiping at his meat alter as she savored the moment well enough to prove her skill and James' ability to capture it quite well. The vaginal ride didn't last long and he popped in her mouth during some PTM but it was another cute warm up type of scene.

Scene Four: Riley Shy, looking like a cross between a pirate gal and an alt-porn queen, was up next as she played the dominatrix nurse in need of some semen samples from Anthony Hardwood. Her eye patch limited her depth perception but she landed her lips right onto his cock for sucking, the PVC fetish nurse attire almost getting in the way as the loud music droned on. The metal gurney wasn't the best place for the sex to take place but they enjoyed a short scene together as she was moderately active in the vaginal ride. It ended with the facial that he rubbed out, her domineering ways mended by the end of the scene.

Scene Five: Rita Faltoyano, one of the sexiest nurses I've ever seen, was up last as she appeared out of the light in a church hospital setting to cure Marco Duato/Banderas. One could argue that she was simply an angel sent down to bring him home but if that was the case, I'm glad she took a while to satisfy his physical needs one last time. She blew him with all of her experience, taking her time as her assed provided the camera with the perfect view, but given the length of the movie, I was worried that she wouldn't get much time on target so I was thankful that she climbed on top of him to ride away in her sweet little pussy. The scene almost seemed to be shot in slow motion with how slowly she engaged him but she looked so good that I wasn't going to complain; taking his pop shot to her face and mouth with all the chemistry they shared between them.

Bonus Scene: Mysti May and Denise K., two very attractive ladies in porn, were up in a short bonus scene in what appeared to be a boiler room for an old industrial building as they sashayed in their nurse outfits (punctuated by reddish undies). I like tease scenes and they played well as lipstick lesbians too but they never really had intercourse (no tongues, toys or fingers) so suffice it to say that as long as you don't expect much, you'll be okay.

Summary: Night Nurses by director James Avalon for release by Penthouse Variations was not the best work out of the director that I've seen in the past year but it did show that he has a tremendous amount of untapped potential to try things outside of the gonzo material he was shooting for RLD. I know he has been around for a long time shooting a wide variety of porn but it should be said that the elements of the movie combined well enough for me to rate as a Rent It but given the shortness of the movie and the music busting my head wide open, I didn't think Night Nurses was nearly as good as James was capable of giving his fans. Perhaps in future releases, he'll be allowed to pull out the stops again, maybe even allowed to use some of the letters to Penthouse as the inspiration for his scenes.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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