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Clock Strikes Bizarre on Butt Row, A

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 12/20/06

XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Classic Gonzo

Length: Two Hours eighteen minutes, not including extras

Director: Joey Silvera

Cast: Lexi Ericksson, Lil Lee, Tatiana, Ruby, Montana Gunn, Victoria Gold, Dawn Burning, Alexandria Silk, Bridgette & Janai

Body of Review:I'm not sure if I would call anything from 1996 a classic just yet, however as things go in the porn world this might just qualify. According to the Evil Angel website "The Scene with transsexual Bridgett was the spark that originally ignited Joey Silvera's long running she-male obsession. Other highlights include a weird three-girls-on-one-guy tryst that features sultry blonde, Lexi Eriksson, and a rooftop lesbian lunch with Victoria and Ruby." There are six scenes on this DVD featuring some very fun and entertaining ad-normal sexual romps.

Scene 1: Lexi Eickson, Lil Lee & Tatiana
Lexi Erickson is a fine blonde that somehow I missed during her tenure in the adult industry. I just wasn't paying attention. Thankfully, there are these throw-back DVDs to remind me that hot ladies were performing on film prior to 2005. She's paired with two other Dark haired women. One, Tatiana is very attractive, super skinny Latina with a great body. The other is Lil Lee and can be more likened to a wildebeest than a porn star. She's got some bad teeth, overweight, perhaps a bit older and sports the hairiest crotch this West of the Atlantic. The three ladies go bananas on one another, even forcing Lil Lee to lick a toilet seat on the bottom of an empty. One the dick arrives, we have a whole new ball game. Lil lee and her bad teeth are transfixed, licking out Marc Davis's asshole, while he takes turns nailing the attractive two out of the foursome. In this scene, we get to see two pop shots, and plenty of hardcore fucking.

Scene 2: Montana Gunn

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Montana Gunn looks to be the definition of a mid 1990s porn star. To make life even more ironic, she's paired with Randy West and another strapping not that young of a man, to show this fake breasted porn star a lesson or two. They start out with Montana behind a fence handing out blowjobs through the steel holes. The oral was a bit weird, as I'm sure having your cock surrounded by unforgiving steel is nerve racking at best. The guys drag Montana pool side for the outdoor love fest, including some anal love while Montana doles out head. Montana is a thick blonde with giant fake breasts. The scene ends with a pop shot on her asshole.

Scene 3: Victoria Gold & Ruby
Ruby is a read haired woman with seriously fake tits. She's paired with Victoria Gold, a long legged blonde with a great ass and giant lips. Ruby treats Victoria to a douche right in the kitchen sink, before tying on a huge fake strap on and teaching her blonde roommate about some of the fun you can have without men. The two take turns with toys, working out in and out of each other's holes. The two look like they are working hard to get one another off. Solid veggie scene, with tons of moaning and screaming in pleasure.

Scene 4: Dawn Burning, Alexandra Silk
.Dawn Burning is a blonde woman who might look a little like a man. She's got breasts that are on the cusp of bursting, they're so fake. Long and big blonde hair complete the package. She looks like the stereotypical stripper from a highway club in Georgia. Her companion in this scene is Alexandra Silk. She's got dark hair and a lovely body with nice real breasts and a gift for deep throat. Great oral scene before the fucking starts, each woman with her hired dick. Alexandra takes some countertop anal sex and even gets fucked up the ass while being picked off the ground by her lover. The foursome ends with a pop shot on Alexandra's face following some double penetration and a shot on Dawn's ass.

Scene 5: Bridgette
So, we're picking up a blonde woman at the beach. Our favorite director just hooked up a male companion to bang the be-jesus out of the her for his new adult film. She's got a very skinny body, with long legs. On the car ride home, our director finds there is something a little more special about this woman. She's a pre-op transsexual with a perfectly shaved pecker and sack. This should be a fun surprised for her soon-to-be-male co-star. As they say in show-biz, "the show must go on". In this case, our mustached male lead doesn't see the problem, and starts fucking our young she-male's throat hard as she jerks off. The anal pounding is a little different, as she continues to stroke herself while getting slammed in the pooper. The finale has two cum-shots for the price of one.

Scene 6: Janai
The curly haired woman pictured in the upper left hand of the box cover is up next. She's got a great natural body and the nice thick rump favored by those fun Evil Angel guys. Janai spends a long time with her man sucking on her sweet waxed folds and asshole, before switching roles and sucking some dick. The oral is solid and Janai takes in all that he can dish out. The sex is pretty run of the mill considering the rest of the DVD without a whole a solid amout of energy. The pace is picked up when Janai bends over the kitchen counter and takes it in the ass. Even pushing her asshole back around her man's dick. Very hot potion of the segment. The scene ends with a pop to her lips. There is even some additional POV footage of Janai sucking off the director to finish the DVD. Solid finale.

Extras:Since this DVD was originally released on VHS over ten years ago, the producers had to dig through the archives to create some of the extras on the DVD. They came up with a helpful cast list featuring each of the participants in every scene. There were a bunch of stills and created a photogallery of some of the hardcore action of the film. Filmographies were also developed for three of the stars. There were the usual advertisements for www.evilangel.com, www.joeysilvera.com. The biggest value added were the six extended trailers from current and upcoming Joey Silvera releases such as "Hellcats 11", "Strap Attack 5: All Big Tits", "Service Animals 21: 'Lil Secrets", 'Big Ass She-Male Rogue Adventures 26", "All American She-Male Road Trip 9", "Strap Attack 2: The Rules have Changed", highlighting Joey Silvera's obsession with non-fundamental sex.

Summary: Joey Silvera productions within the Evil Angel empire has many successful she-male releases over the past several years. This 1996 release was the inspiration for such lines as "Big Ass She Male Rogue Adventures" and "All American She Male Road Trip". Even with the added spice of one she-male scene, it also highlights the fact that Evil Angel has been producing high quality pornography for longer than a decade. Although the Audio and Video of the past ten years has greatly improved, this DVD still brings the proverbial heat to the table. I suggest one should Rent It to this DVD for all of it's throwback fun. The actresses looked a bit dated, but the sex was different and fun.



Colonel Mustard

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