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Contract Girls Gone Gonzo

Studio: Digital Sin » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/2/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Contract Girls Gone Gonzo


Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jordan Septo

Cast: Nikki Benz, Jack Venice, Harmony, Marco Duato/Banderas, Cindy Crawford, Barry Scott, Gia Paloma, Lee Stone, Lacey Duvalle, Van Damage

Length: 139.5 minutes

Date of Production: 7/22/2006

Extra's: The best extra was clearly the 32.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. There was a good amount of sex and nudity but also some amusing anecdotes. If you want a good idea of how much the gals are into the action, the BTS will serve as a good source of information for you as well as a decently entertaining show in itself. This time, the first twenty minutes were dominated by Gia so your mileage may vary but all of the gals got at least a brief bit on the feature. There was a photogallery, a cumshot compilation from the scenes, (but no trailers to movies like Great Big Asses 3, Great Big Tits, Super Squirters 2, Absolute Ass 1, F-ing Teens, Cream Filled 3, and Absolute Ass 5 this time), as well as a cardboard protective sleeve.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Contract Girls Gone Gonzo was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color as originally shot by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital. The lighting was solid in most cases and that led to limited amounts of grain and video noise compared to similar movies by other directors. The composition of the shots was always favorable to the ladies, focusing on their strengths rather than minor flaws in most cases, and that added some measure of fun to the scenes here. The DVD was mastered well enough and I thought the visual elements worked very nicely generally speaking. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio was slightly hollow in the limited setting of the couch in the living room in most cases. I could not always hear the vocals well enough for my tastes but they were sometimes a bit mixed in terms of quality and most of the background noises were minimal.

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Body of Review: Jordan Septo may not be widely known or appreciated but he serves up some mighty solid porn for Exquisite/Venom Digital as their exclusive contract director. His latest release is a quaint little offering that pokes holes in the theory that gals under contract can't reform their ways and offer heated sex with Contract Girls Gone Gonzo. Using strictly gals that used to be under contract to companies such as Teravision, JKP, Pleasure, Video Team, Extreme, and Simon Wolf, Jordan gets almost all of them in performances that might have really smoked up some executives and resulted in longer contracts for the ladies had they been as well handled back in their day. If this sounds interesting to you, you'll be pleased to note that 4 out of 5 scenes were very pleasing with fans of the ladies really needing to check this one out. That said, here's a brief glimpse into the scenes noting that no condoms were used and no lesbian sex took place:

Scene One: Nikki Benz, the bleach blonde on the front DVD cover, was up first and she has been under contract for more of her adult career (Teravision and Pleasure) so her explanation about the freedoms of being independent rang a bit false to me but they were truthful overall so I won't fuss about it. After the briefest of introductions, she was slobbing the knob of her "man whore" as she put it, Jack Venice. I've always liked Nikki for being so nice to me in person over the years but I'll admit that her sexual performances have rarely been consistent enough to get me off as a fan. Some of that is likely due to the contract persona she had to adopt so I was happy to see what she had to offer here. The oral was very nicely done and her use of hand and mouth coordination enhanced the action for me. She was also notable for looking fitter then I've seen her in a long time, with a newly active cock riding style that suited her as far as I was concerned. The over the top moans might have been a throwback to her contract days but her frequent PTM and willingness to push her heat levels up added to the value of the scene for me. It ended with an open mouth facial that she did not shy away from, proving that her detractors have not been accurate when stating that she was done with.

Scene Two: Harmony, a busty cutie with sweet curves and some of the prettiest eyes in porn, was up next on the couch with Marco Duato/Banderas. Her fishnet top and tiny red skirt enhanced her looks for me and her tease added substantial stroke value for me to appreciate as she coyly treated the camera as though it were a top customer in a high end strip club begging to spend all it had. Her promises of anal aside, she was a winner from the beginning, getting Marco so worked up that he stopped stripping in order to sample all she had to offer (even kissing her passionately). Her hummer was incredibly enthusiastic and added in some titty fucking for good measure. The glub glub noises were kind of cheesy but otherwise, the scene would have easily caused me to rub one out if I wasn't reviewing it. She was also active and aggressive about taking the cock inside of her pussy and ass, showing the kind of skills wasted in most contracts. The emphasis was on anal and it ended with an anal creampie, looking real thanks to the lack of cutting away or editing, with her shitting it into a martini glass for swallowing. The ending was gross but the scene was otherwise very hot.

Scene Three: Cindy Crawford, a bleach blonde hotty that looks nothing like the super model, was up next on the couch after some moderate tease. Her clothing didn't last long and I was reminded of her days with the now-defunct JKP if only by way of comparison since she rarely looked even half this good working for them. Her partner was the ugly tattooed guy Barry Scott and while I would have appreciated a better meat puppet, the way she attacked his meat reminded me that she could have just as easily been blowing some overweight reviewer from Houston (meaning that if she can crank up the energy for a guy like him, imagine how good she could be with a real stud). She was lost in her work and mixing it up to provide some oral variety before she surprised me and went straight to an active reverse cowgirl anal. I've seen enough of her to know that she looks good but her act was almost always tame so this was a pleasant surprise, perhaps owed as much to the director's skill as her newfound sense of gonzo sexuality. He tapped her pussy too and she seemed a bit more like her old self then yet still not weak enough to dissuade me that she has seen the light. For his part, he gave a solid performance too, never going limp and releasing a large serving of population pudding that she did not shy away from. It ended with her playfully smiling and enjoying the taste of semen, with a tiny bit missing in the editing process that quality control should have caught.

Scene Four: Gia Paloma, a gal that was lost to me under contract for far too long to a substandard company, has returned with a vengeance as she has recently worked in a great many ultra hardcore flicks showing that a Starbucks clerk can become one of the best extreme queens in modern porn. The tease was sadly minimal but given that she was about to work with muscular Lee Stone, I wasn't as upset as I would have been with one of the third tier mope squad members. He roughly spanked her as he ate her precious pucker, leading to her slobbing his knob with the kind of vigor that fans can only dream about (even if the result would be a ten second hummer for one of us). That took awhile as she did not want to cheat herself out of the pleasure of blowing him to her fullest degree, moving to him ripping into her pussy and ass in numerous positions. She appeared to get off on his pumping more than once, showing an affinity for his large cock that has so frequently penetrated her various holes in the past. She was active and gave off a majorly whorish vibe, making the scene another worthy of your money and semen. For those keeping track, it was probably the longest scene and he coated her mouth and upper lip with his seed for her to swallow; showing lots of chemistry and passion between them.

Scene Five: Lacey Duvalle, a curvy black gal that has become a freelance performer to make more money and enjoy life more, was up next sporting a newly enlargened set of breasts in her black lingerie. She sat on the white couch as Van Damage warmed her up with his hand and mouth, showing that her physical appeal could indeed be put to better use by the right kind of director. This scene wasn't as heated as the previous four but it wasn't bad in most ways, with her biggest flaw being the over the top fake moans she probably learned under contract. With a little bit of training, she could go far, with the best part of this scene being her active oral work since she relied too heavily on him to do the boning of her pussy. She did appear to clam up during the facial but it was the type of scene best left for a sophomore slump volume than a premiere opener like this one was until this scene.

Summary: Contract Girls Gone Gonzo by director Jordan Septo for release by Exquisite/Venom Digital was easily a Recommended title for me and nearly boosted up to the next level but for Lacey's performance. The visual elements were very well handled and the minor issues with volume on the audio track were not enough to kill the heat for me, though still an area in need of improvement. In all then, the BTS and movie footage provided some serious levels of heated fuck for the buck, more than most of these gals would have dreamed of providing under contract so give Contract Girls Gone Gonzo a look and I think you'll be happy.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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