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Studio: Vivid » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 1/13/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Producer: Shylar Cobi

Director: Hank Hoffman

Number of Discs:1

Length: 90 minutes

Release Date: 1/4/2007

Production Year:04/12/ 2006

Category: Feature

Condoms: No

Toys: Yes

Genre: Letterboxed, Straight, Twins, Anamorphic 16:9, Couples

Performers: Brooke, Chloe Dior, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Hank Hoffman, Hank Hoffman, James Deen, Jerry, Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Marco Banderas, Roxy Jezel, Shylar Cobi, Tory Lane

Features: Interactive Menus ,Chapter Selection ,Positions Room ,Behind the Scenes ,Slide Shows , Previews for Emperor, Grudge,Open Set,Twins Do Vegas , Bonus Footage consisting of five scenes totaling 20 minutes , Lyndsey & Lacey's Biography ,Int. Tel. Sex ,Web Site Information ,DVD-ROM Compatible


K is for Kinky - L is for Lyndsey & Lacey Love and boy do they love the alphabet. So much so, that they convinced visual master Hank Hoffman to let them re-create their demented vision of it. With an MTV style opening, the letter is set, the tempo is established, and the girls get it going on in a crazy "come fuck me" dance set to music. When the beats stop, the sex starts in this high-art, wickedly lit, crazily set red-letter day for the twins.

BTS: Filled with over 20 minutes of mischief from the cast, we are taken on a wild ride with everyone zany antics , to the twins frezing their bottoms on a cold floor, to Evan and Roxy having a good ole time hassling the other.

Audio/Video: Vivid's Alphabet directed by Hank Hoffman was shot in High Definition in wide screen 16:9 format. The movie very crisp and clear and the music for each scene has a very energetic beat. The flesh tones were accurate and the level of details provided was quite high for Vivid making for exquisite background with great music exemplifying the kind of tone and mood the director wanted.

Scene 1 : Lacey Love , Lyndsey Love, Marco Banderas

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The movie starts off to the music playing with the ladies showing off their bodies. The twins in various positions have fun reciting the alphabet. The Twins wearing halter style dresses walk into a room with Marco sitting in a chair. With some foreplay the Twins get right into action working on Marco's shaft. Marco then proceeds to eat out one of the Twins while the other watches on. Within minutes both Twins are sharing his cock and riding him RCG and CG ending with a facial on the Twins

Scene 2 : Chloe Dior, Jerry

In a goth- like setting with music to set the mood and tone, Chloe takes control of Jerry who is bound and gagged as well as blindfolded to serve his Domme. Dressed in a black latex corset and pvc black leather thigh high book with pink fishnets, Chloe excels in commanding the male servant to do her bidding. With a whip in hand she takes it to the extreme in making Jerry beg for her attention. With Jerry's manhood wrapped in tape , hole release it and begins to give him a BJ. Enjoying her sadistic nature Jerry begs to be released and he is. Once set free , he turns the tables on her giving her actually what she deserves from missionary to CG, RCG then finally cumming all over her ass.

Scene 3: Evan Stone, Roxy Jezel

This next scene starts off with Roxy dancing to techno music around her studio. Dressed in a very short plaid skirt and black laced bra, she has fun dancing around and giving herself over to the music as she plays with herself. Roxy being the aggressor goes and gives Evan a hard time about his silver pants and begins to tease him about it. Evan literally picks her up and tosses her on the red table and begins to munch on her getting her primed for his assault. Evan gathers Roxy into his arms for a standing RCG, then brings her to the sofa still impaled on his cock. Roxy stops riding him long enough to give him a BJ. Roxy mounts back up on him for some more RCG, CG and VTM action with some deep throat action. Primed and ready for Evan's anal assault Roxy takes it all in .

Scene 4: Brooke, Derrick Pierce, Tory Lane

All hell breaks loose when it comes to these beautiful ladies dancing to Trance music as they taunt and tease the other. Stripping down to nothing they find themselves playing with the other until Derrick joins them . The girl take command and total control of the scene. They take turns mounting his cock as well as giving him a BJ, with one of the ladies riding his face. Derrick after making sure the ladies are immensely satisfied takes his turn and come all over the ladies bodies

Scene 5: James Deen, Lacey Love ,Lyndsey Love

In this final scene it pens to the Twins in a bedroom looking like demented Barbie dolls ready for Halloween. The scene changes and they are now downstairs with James seating between them. Looking as if he doesn't belong there, James is shared between the twins and is getting a hummer from both girls. They switch back and forth between missionary, RCG, CG before James gives them a frontal facial.

Bonus Scenes:
Kobe Tie's- Kobie Tie,Mark Davis

Lacie's Life- Lacie Heart, James Deen

Ring Me Up- Sunshine Adams, Evan Stone

Two Dollar Bill- Lanny Barby, Evan Stone

Wild One- Dasha, Dillion Day

Ravyn's Final Thoughts : First, let me say that this was my second title with Evan Stone in it. I have heard so much about him as an adult performer and I must say he lives up to everything that is said about him. I can see how the ladies are very attracted to him especially with his long hair. I love the concept of using certain letters of the Alphabet to describe certain sexual acts. Everything flowed together very well. Though some might wonder about the different types of music used ( trance, techno, calypso, dance ,r&b). My only quirk with the movie, was all the eye makeup used on the Twins. Remember less is always better and it brings out the natural beauty of the performer. Do I Recommend It , yes I do. This is by far one of the better titles that I have reviewed from Director Hank Hoffman. Letting his artistic side take over while filming , he produced something totally out of the norm with talented performers who went to the extreme in their roles and had fun doing so. Well Done Hank !

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