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Farm Boys

Studio: Male Media One » Review by Poindexter X » Review Date: 1/15/07

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production:

March 2006

Directed By:

Rufus Ffoulkes


Kyle Martin, Donny Long, Leo Mack, Matt Jackson, Leo James, Scott Wright, Nath Davis, Steve Strong.

The Movie:

Randy British farm boys spend their days engaging in various sexual escapades instead of working the land.

The Dudes:

These young (all age 18+) British Lads are all very cute with smooth slender builds, short hair, trimmed and shaved pubes, and large uncut pricks.

Scene One:

Kyle (short brown hair) and Donny (spiked brown and blond hair) are outside shoveling hay for the cattle. Work can definitely wait when the lads drop their shovels and begin to make out with plenty of wet tongue sucking and body rubbing. Coats and shirts are yanked off revealing slender 'n toned smooth chests and hard nipples. Kyle gets down on Donny's big uncut cock grasping the root and working his mouth up and down the stiff shaft and sucking the knob. Kyle pushes Donny's foreskin over his cock knob and sucks harder. Kyle is jacking his own hard unclipped meat while servicing Donny. Kyle really knows his way around a hard uncut prick. Donny bends over and Kyle gets behind him spreading his butt cheeks, exposing his tight hairy hole, and diving in for some good ol' ass eating.

Kyle fucks Donny from behind (with condom) sinking his hard cock deep into that tight butt hole using fast and smooth strokes. Donny digs the action and loudly grunts and moans as Kyle plows his farm boy butt. At this point, there is a nice camera shot from behind of Kyle's spread shaved asshole and balls as he fucks Donny. Donny jacks his hard tool and Kyle reaches back and starts to play with and finger his own hole. Kyle switches to the side/missionary position and continues to plug Donny's tight bum. Donny beats his big dong and shoots a thick load on Kyle's tongue and chest. Kyle eats his pal's cum, sucks his sensitive knob, and shoots thick spunk on Donny's butt cheeks and near his own dark trimmed pubes.

Scene Two:

Leo Mack (brown hair) and Kyle(from Scene One) are camping out in the middle of a large grassy field. The lads have a nice set-up here with a small camper and large tarp to lounge on. The lads slowly and playfully begin to kiss with deep tongue and feel each other's bodies. They strip out of their shirts revealing smooth slender chest and continue their make out session. Kyle is on his knees and takes Leo's large uncut prick into his greedy gob. Kyle slobbers up and down the hard stalk rubbing Leo's nuts, and deep throating all the way to those dark trimmed pubes. Leo loudly moans in appreciation as his mate gives him an excellent knob job. Not to be outdone, Leo chows down on Kyle's hard unclipped cock jacking the shaft and sucking down to his pal's trimmed bush. Kyle bends over and offers his tight bum to Leo's willing tongue. Leo eats Kyle's asshole licking his tight shaved pucker while both dudes pull their puds.

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Kyle returns the favor and eats Leo's tight hairy corn hole teasing and lapping the little rosebud with his wet tongue. Kyle likes this and gasps with pleasure as his most private area is kissed and tongued. The lads get into a sixty-nine starting on their sides and gorging on hard uncut British beef and then switch to a traditional sixty-nine to chow down on those tight butt holes again. Kyle fucks Leo from behind (with condom) with fast hard pounding. Both dudes moan loudly as Kyle slides his hard dick in and out of his friend's chute. Kyle switches to the side/missionary position where he continues to pork his pal with fast strokes. Leo squirts a nice load of jizz on Kyle's tongue and face. Kyle eats that nut and nurses Leo's spent knob. Kyle wanks shooting a large thick load on his stomach and pubes.

Scene Three:

Matt (dark brown buzz cut) is up in the huge monster hay bailer when his mate Leo James (short brown hair) hops up into the cab for some fun. Leo aggressively pursues Matt as the lads kiss each other deeply and suck those wet tongues while exploring their bodies. Matt pulls Leo's long uncut cock from his blue jeans and strokes while the guys make out. Matt pulls his own jeans and briefs down revealing his big fat heavily foreskinned cock, balls, and closely trimmed pubes. Leo latches onto that fat fucker and strokes it. Matt's foreskin covers his knob while his shaft is fully hard and has a cool nipple of skin at the tip. Matt goes down on Leo's cock concentrating on the big red knob nursing it like a hungry calf.

The lads completely undress and maneuver quite well around the small confines of the bailer's cab. Leo chows down on Matt's fat dong jacking the veiny shaft, sucking his balls, and giving excellent head sucking the foreskin-covered knob. Leo pulls Matt's thick skin back exposing his big red knob. Matt gets back down on Leo's dick as Leo spreads his legs wide apart revealing his tight shaved asshole and accidentally hitting the bailer's horn. Honk! Matt spreads Leo's hole and licks the pink pucker switching to those nuts and then back down on that bung. Matt fucks Leo from behind (with condom) sliding his big cock slowly yet firmly into Leo's tight rump. Matt plugs Leo's butt fast and smooth while a duck quacks in the background. Matt jacks off squirting a large thick load onto Leo's stomach and inside thigh. Leo beats his meat and sprays a large wet load while Matt rubs his nuts. Matt licks some of Leo's jizz and the dudes kiss. That pesky duck quacks again. Perhaps it's jealous.

Scene Four:

Scott (shaggy dark hair) is taking a break from the hard farm work by sitting and relaxing on a wooden fence. Nath (red hair) walks up and the lads make out kissing each other and sucking those curious tongues. Nath lifts Scott's shirt revealing his tanned 'n toned muscular chest and begins to lick and suck those hard nipples. Nath pulls down Scott's pants and takes that uncut tool into his mouth. Scott's cock grows to a respectful size under Nath's sucking and jacking. Scott uses his hand to guide Nath's hot mouth up and down his hard pole. Scott pulls Nath's shirt back and sucks his hard pink nipples working his way down and taking Nath's big uncut prick into his mouth. Nath has a cool little patch of bright red pubes. Scott works that long dick jacking the shaft, licking and sucking those balls, and nursing that knob.

Scott fucks Nath from behind (with condom) sinking his hard dong deep into that tight hole while Nath clutches onto the wooden fence and repeats "oh yeah" over and over. Matt fucks fast and smooth plowing his mate's shaved hole with uncut pork. Nath switches things up and sinks his tight bung down on Scott's prick and goes for a wild bouncy ride. Matt beats off and shoots a thick load of love balm on Nath's tongue and face. Nath eats that cum jacking off and dumping a thick load in his fist and on his inside thigh.

Scene Five:

Matt (from Scene Three) and Steve (short brown hair) are cleaning out the bed of some farm equipment when Leo Mack (from Scene Two) strolls by. The dudes throw some hay down on him for a joke making Leo climb up onto the bed and wrestle around with Matt. The three horny lads begin to make out with plenty of wet tongues while they feel each other up. Steve pulls Leo's hard uncut cock from his blue jeans and takes it deep into his mouth sucking and jacking the shaft making Leo moan. Matt gets down and joins Steve in sucking Leo's prick. Leo get in on the cock sucking by cramming Steve's hard uncut tool into his mouth working the big red knob and shaft. Matt and Steve continue to make out while Leo is busy on Steve's dork. Matt pulls his hard heavily foreskinned cock free from his pants and briefs and Leo immediately goes down sucking the hell out of it. Steve takes Matt's cock into his warm gob stroking the root and sucking that foreskin-covered cock head. It's a prick-sucking free-for-all as the dudes switch up sucking and having their tools gobbled.

Steve and Leo suck Matt's hard nipples while Matt jacks his hard schlong. Matt straddles Steve's mouth feeding him those hangy nuts while Leo sucks Steve's pole. Matt sits on Steve's face rubbing his tight pucker against Steve's busy tongue. Leo switches up and plops down on Steve's face to have his tight starfish licked as Matt goes back and forth slobbering on Steve and Leo's cocks. Matt fucks Steve from behind (with condom) plugging his tight hole as Steve sucks Leo's prick. Steve fucks Leo doggy style (with condom) with hard smooth strokes while Matt sucks Leo's dong. Steve fucks Leo in the missionary position (with condom) filling his tight one-eyed kitty to the brim with U.K meat as Matt crams his hard cock down Leo's gullet from above. To finish their love session, the lads beat their meat with Steve squirting a large wet load from his deep red knob onto Leo's stomach, Leo cumming on his stomach mixing his goo with Steve's, and Matt wildly stroking off and shooting thick spunk on Leo's shoulder. Leo licks and sucks Matt's cum-filled foreskin and knob and then kisses Matt. Matt scoops up and eats his own cum.



"Farm Boys" is shot directly on high quality video and presented in full screen. The videography by Adam Bailey and Andrew Chambers is professional and provides full coverage of all the action and plenty of close-ups. The picture quality is excellent allowing the viewer to see every intimate detail on these cute lads.


The sound is clean allowing the viewer to hear the lad's sexy British accents, all the hot sounds of Twink sex, nature sounds, and the perky country theme song.


The extras include an interactive menu, scene selections, chapter stops, a choice to cut right to: oral, fucking, or cum shots, previews for: "House of Twinks", "Tightend Twinks", "Twink Juice 2", "London Calling", and "L.A. Cumfidential", a website commercial for 8Teenboy.com, and ordering information for other DVD titles from 8Teenboy.com

Final Thoughts:

I'm the first to admit I'm not a huge fan of Twink movies but "Farm Boys" is a huge turn-on because these young (all 18+) lads are very cute without looking feminine in any way. These British lads are a sexy lot and obviously very into the prick sucking, ass eating, and bum sex as they all give energetic performances. The directing by Rufus Ffoulkes and editing by Chance Loffer is tight and to the point allowing each scene to move along at a nice pace and never become dull. As mentioned, the videography by Adam Bailey and Andrew Chambers is excellent providing a sharp picture and nice close look at the blokes when they are getting it off. My personal favorites are Matt Johnson with his big heavily foreskinned prick, the incredibly cute Leo Mack, and randy Kyle Martin. I highly recommend for fans of cute non-fem British Twinks with big uncut cocks.

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