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Reincarnation of Betty Paige 2, The

Studio: Metro » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 1/15/07

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Genre: All Sex

Length: One Hour 45 minutes not including extras

Director: Roman Pornanski

Cast: Jewell Marceau, Isabel Ice, Darla Crane & Vanessa Lane

Body of Review: Beattie Page became a pin-up icon in the 1960s. Her sultry dark hair, fabulous body and seductive attire adorned garage walls and provided masturbation material for a generation of young men. Director Roman Pornanski has tried to re-invent some of the sexual energy from the time when Beattie was considered one the hottest woman on the planet Darla Crayne does resemble the sex icon. The second edition of the Reincarnation of Beattie Page shows that this updated story of the legendary sex star does a lot more than take pictures nekid. Covergal and Beattie Page look-a-like Darla Crayne gets buck wild in three of the five scenes listed below.

Scene 1: Jewell Marceau

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Jewell Marceau is a short haired skinny blonde looking to get her car fixed. As payment for services rendered, she works out a deal with a pair of mechanics that will more than pay for the work done to her vehicle. The scene starts off rough with Jewell getting her face fucked hard by a team of mechanics. After brief vaginal, he moves to some brutal anal action with PTM and ATM being the theme of the scene. At the end of the scene, Jewell's vag is flapping in the breeze due to the punishment. The scene ends with a solid facial. Despite the energy, this scene didn't do a whole lot for me.

Scene 2: Isabel Ice
Isabel Ice is dancing for her man to try and add some spice to their relationship. Isabel looks like she could whip some ass. Her body has been well sculpted, with skinny muscular legs, ripped abs and fake breasts. The seductive strip tease is a great start to the scene. Isabel goes to town, taking down dick like a seasoned pro. The highlight of this scene is Isabel taking anal reverse cowgirl as her man sits on the couch. Other notable acts by this sex queen is ass to mouth and pussy to mouth play.

Scene 3: Darla Crane
Cover-girl and look-a-like Darla Crane is up next and ready to show the world (though who missed her first release) what Beattie Page might have been doing behind closed doors. Darla is a large, soft woman with MASSIVE breasts. Her dark hair, is cut with the signature bangs of Ms. Page. In this scene she's fucking two guys. She works both guys orally, before allowing her perfectly bald snatch to take some of the effort away from her mouth. Darla looks to be a ton of fun in this scene, gobbling down cock while a guy pounds away doggy style. She even takes a heavy dose of anal before getting hit with baby batter.

Scene 4: Darla Crane
Darla is back again with a brief oral scene. In order to try and appease her business partner, Darla allows her fine face to get fucked. The scene is really brief, but those fans of oral sex finishes may be a fan.

Scene 5: Darla Crane & Vanessa Lane
In the grand finale, Darla is back with Vanessa Lane is a lesbian romp. Darla is wearing a nice corset as she did in previous scenes. I'm sure this was used to cover up some spots, and hold up those massive breasts. The dark purple and black with large fishnet stockings highlights her jet black hair and pale white skin well. She's paired with Vanessa Lane, a ample breasted young lass, with dark hair. This lesbian romp includes the use of toys for both anal, vaginal and double penetration. Not a whole lot of magic here between the cast.

Extras: Extras on this release was rather bare. The usual photogallery was present, as were spam for some Phone sex lines. Trailers from upcoming releases include: "Phat Ass Tits 4", "In Your Face 2", "My Secret Life", "Terrible Teens 5" and "Powerlines". One value added item were loops of the five pop shots scenes recorded on the DVD. Not a whole lot of fluff with this release.

Summary: Although, I have to admit, I'm a huge fan of Beattie Page and some of the old pin-up style art, the pornography associated with his DVD is very light on energy. I have to give this DVD a Skip It rating as there was much more masturbation material on a old pin-up than this DVD.


Colonel Mustard

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