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Studio: Private » Review by Colonel Mustard » Review Date: 1/18/07

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Compilation
Length: Three hours not including extras
Director: Various

Cast: Lucy Ann, Mya Diamond, Diana Gold, Monika Kerr, Claudia Rossi, Vanessa, Jennifer Stone, Sabrina Barne, Claudia Jamesson, Alexis, Lisa Rose, Tiffany Rousso, Missy Lane, Nella & Liliane Tiger

Body of Review: Every year, especially those in the entertainment industry begin complicating list for the year's worth of releases. Here at DVDtalk.com, we create numerous lists. This Private DVD features the best scenes, chosen by Private from Private during 2006 in one last ditch effort to bring attention prior to the annual AVN awards. It is not surprising that some of the large Private blockbuster films such as "Sex City" and "Porn Wars" are included. There are eleven scenes from the eleven different Private titles by multiple directors featuring all the Private style sex one can shake their stick at.

Scene 1: Sex City 1 starring Lucy Ann & James Brassman
Director: Pierre Woodman
One of the larger films of the year was the Sex City Trilogy, filmed by Pierre Woodman as a parody to Frank Miller's Sin City movie. The scenes are similar to the movie in that the scene is in basic black and white with certain portions re-input in color. The scene stars Lucy Ann, a cute little blonde with her short blonde hair tied back into a pony tale. She's wearing a tight red form fitting dressed and red lipstick that shine against the black and white back drop. The sex is super solid Private style with some great reverse cow girl anal prior to a nice messy facial conclusion. This is a great movie from Pierre Woodman and made one of my two DVDtalk Collector's recommendation.

Scene 2: Porn Wars: Episode 1 starring Mya Diamond & Horst Baron
Director: Kovi
Another of Private's 2006 blockbusters was a parody of Star Wars, creatively titled "Porn Wars". Although the sets appear to be from outer space, the scenes are actually shot in Hungry. Hungarian Actress Mya Diamond, a long dark haired Jedi with a super tight athletic body is looking into space wearing a pair of shorts creeping gingerly up her gorgeous butt. An intruder, a "Seth" Lord, engages Mya in a light saber battle. Being no match for the "Seth" Lord, Mya succumbs to her attacker and starts sucking on Horst Barron's "other" lightsaber. This scene is highlighted by some great aggressive reverse cowgirl and doggy style anal sex before the evil lord dumps is evil seed on Mya's face. I really enjoyed this scene. The set was a little hokey, but it's a porn (what do you expect?)

Scene 3: Snow Angels starring Diana Gold & Andrea Maraloy
Director: Little Al
In the first of two scenes on this DVD that get extra high marks for difficulty in shooting, has a bunch of snow boarders creating a nice jump. A blonde snow-bunny makes her way up to one snowboarder and the two start making out. Both get nude on the snow covered slope lovely Diana treats her man to a solid oral session with snowboarders jumping in the near ground with snow covered peeks in the background. The scene ends with a little snow on Diana's face. Very entertaining scene, and even a little not despite the conditions. The scene was shot in Aragon, Spain.

Scene 4: Kill Thrill starring Monika Kerr& JC Sonogod
Director: Moire Candy

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I really enjoyed Kill Thrill when it came out. It featured some alternative plot with som seriously dark undertones. The scene that was chosen starts off with a delicious tease footage of red haired Monika sitting in the back of an open air Jeep, playing with her bald tight little pussy, while the driver checks out the action in the rear view. After bringing young Monika back to the crash pad, the two have a brief fuck fest that finishes with a splatter shot on Monika's cute face. This is a DVD that is worth checking out for an alternative view and plot into the porn world.

Scene 5: Point of View starring Claudia Rossi, Vanessa & Toni Ribas
Director: Toni Ribas
In this scene, Toni Ribas is the director and the male lead. Almost like Bill Russell was a player and a coach briefly for the Boston Celtics. Ok, maybe a little different. This entire scene is shot point of view style with the service of two knockout brunettes. Both girls are super fit, with ample breasts and a penchant for hot sex. There are many highlights of this scene, which I found to be the hottest of the entire DVD. When Claudia grabs Toni's cock and pushes it into Vanessa's awaiting snatch has to be one of my favorite memories of the year. Also the POV style sodomy as Vanessa took cock up the ass, right in front of the director was priceless. Super hot scene that ends with both girls taking a sharing of the load.

Scene 6: Madagascar starring Sabrina Barne & Oliver Sanchez
Director: Alesandro Del Mar
Alesandro Del Mar get's solid numbers for this scene based on difficulty alone. Sabrina Barne, a short haired brunette with a soft body, goes on a SCUBA dive that many viewers may never forget. While in full SCUBA gear and on a reef, the two remove flippers for an under water romp. Sabrina serves her man with some brief oral attention while underwater before the sex starts. The sex actually incorporates a number of positions before Oliver pulls out and creates some fish food from his semen. Although, I can't say the scene was very hot, it did add a level of difficulty that I had never seen in Porn before.

Scene 7: Mystery & Desire at the Opera from The Private Life of Jennifer Stone starring Jennifer Stone & Diether Von Stein
Director: Little Al
Jennifer Stone, still reminds me of a Hungarian Jennifer Aniston. Thankfully, twin loves to get down and dirty in front of the camera. This scene depicts the lovely Jennifer in full evening gown, reminiscent of the late 1800s. She is being followed by the Phantom through the halls of an old opera house. The phantom catches his prey and the two embrace. Great pussy eating scene with the phantom bringing out a glass dildo out of his cape to enhance his oral abilities. Watching Jennifer Stone work is always a pleasure. She takes her bald pussy and wraps it around his swollen cock in several positions. The dress even has a break away portion so she can still look lovely with her bare from the waist down. This entertaining scene comes complete with some great anal love and facial.

Scene 8: Wild Gonzo from The Private Life of Claudia Jamesson starring Claudia Jameson & Toni Ribas
Director: Toni Ribas
"Claudia Jamesson is one sexy lady" starts the commentator. And from all appearances she is right. Claudia is a stunning blonde with short hair, small breasts and fishnet top, leather laced thong combo. Watching her display that fantastic tush for the camera gets all of the necessary juices flowing. In her case, literally, as she's a squirter. This European gonzo style love affair features since solid oral work and some anal penetration that comes fast and furious. Slapping, smothering, hardcore face fucking also is the name of this gonzo game with dick going randomly between pussy, ass and mouth. The scen ends with a wet facial. Solid scene for those who like the rough stuff.

Scene 9: Private Football Cup 2006 starring Alexis, Lisa Rose, Tiffany Rousso, Zenza Raggi & Ram
Director: JF Ramagnoli
In another one of my favorite 2006 scene in Private Football Cup, we get three ladies to service the needs of incredibly lucky men. The women are all stunning blondes, dressed in bedroom attire. The three start with a happy back rub, but up the ante with a super deep throating three way blow job. Plenty of pussy to mouth and ass to mouth flavor saving in this pool side scene. Some nice graphic anal and double penetrations complete this scene. The finale is lined with facials and cum swapping. This is another solid scene and even a very solid Private release.

Scene 10: Girl Girl Studio starring Missy Lane & Nella
Director: Moire Candy
Two models are getting ready to for a photo shoot, getting ample time spent on their hair and makeup. Once into character, dressed in corsets, the two are just as quick to remove each other's clothing to sample nipples and clits. Both ladies proudly show off their fine bodies, while the other samples the flavors of their crotch. An very unexpected strap-on makes it onto the set, with some gorgeous looking reverse cow-girl lovin'. The scene ends with a deep French kissing.

Scene 11: Sluts 'R' US starring Liliane Tiger, George Reno & Oliver Sanchez
Director: Macondo
I don't know if there is a better way to end a DVD or the year than with Liliane Tiger. Liliane is a brilliantly beautiful tattooed blonde with a killer body and an attitude to fuck to excess. In this scene she's dressed in leather thigh high boots and a studded collar. She's got three guys she's looking to fuck. They take turns lying down, allowing her to fuck ride dick with both pierced vagina or tender sweet ass. The guys take no mercy on the young beauty filling her with as much dick as they can muster. All of her parts, especially that little asshole take an absolute pounding over the duration of this scene. This super slut takes double penetrations and ass to mouth like an absolute pro, milking cock to the best of her ability. This spectacular scene ends with a triple helping of man goo. Very solid scene from one of my favorite Private porn stars.

Extras: The eleven full length scenes are the focus of this DVD. Private did throw in a few goodies. One very helpful item was a list of scene details showing where the scene was shot, who starred and who directed. Like all Private features, the user has the option to listen to the sounds of sex in numerous languages and subtitles. Trailers for "Porn Wars: Episode II", "Top Sex", "The Private Life of Katy Caro", "Sexy Santa", "African Temptation" and "Private Dive" were also included.

Summary: Generally, I feel somewhat jaded when reviewing compilation DVDs. It almost feels like George Lucas releasing 37 different versions of the Star Wars Trilogies just to squeeze the last drop of revenue from the consumer. If you're going to do compilation, price it well and make it well worth the loot. This DVD does just that. It is well priced at less than $20 and has three hours of hardcore sex. I have no choice but to Recommended this DVD. Some of the scene choices might seem a little political and the under-water and snow mountain scene, while not very hot, are nice to see something different in Porn.


Colonel Mustard

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