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Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday


Studio: Seymore Butts » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/19/07



XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday

Seymore Butts Home Movies/Pure Play Media

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Seymore Butts

Cast: Flower Tucci, Jada Fire, Dee, Tom Byron, Crystal Clear, Kurt Lockwood, Vixen, Veronica Jett, Herschel Savage, Kaci Starr, Danni Daire

Length: 154 minutes

Date of Production: 7/10/2006

Extra's: The best extra was the 18 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that used deleted footage from the movie. While some of it was thankfully edited from the movie (poor angles, audio, or lighting most of the time), I was happy that the extra sex was often interesting and added some fun. There were some trailers, a photogallery, and a lot of commercials as well but that was it.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Seymore Butts for his company, Seymore Butts Home Movies, to be distributed by Pure Play Media. While his works have often been technically limited in terms of lighting, grain, and other visual flaws, he wisely focuses less on technical matters to concentrate his efforts on providing the kind of raw energy that far too few pornos have these days. This DVD looked similar to past efforts of his, with some minor lighting and grain issues as much as anything else but it didn't look bad at all. The composition of the scenes varied less than in other recent Seymore movies, making the women look pretty good, if not their very best. While I don't believe the action is unscripted as the movie tries to show, it suggests this makes it all look "real" as in unstaged or as if Seymore mindlessly walks into the scenes but we all know better and that detracts from the otherwise fun sex he offers up. There were no observed compression artifacts so at least the DVD mastering was solid. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio track was okay with no separation between the channels and limited dynamic range; much like other gonzo releases these days.

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Body of Review: Pussy Party 15 last year reminded me that porn stars like celebrating their birthdays on camera as much as the rest of us so it came as no surprise that Seymore Butts used the idea for another of his company's (Seymore Butts Home Movies) flicks, Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday. Granted, Seymore has done this in the past as well but this time the lucky birthday boy was Tom Byron, the legend himself, who got to share the pleasures of three of the leading ladies of porn as a present (note to Seymore, my birthday is coming up in a few weeks). In any case, the theme of the first scene aside, the other scenes were strictly generic bits with the usual anal sex but nothing tying them to the movie and often underwhelming in terms of what took place. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used and that Seymore stayed out of the sex yet again:

Scene One: Flower Tucci, the hotty featured on the center of the front DVD cover, was up first as she masturbated to some old porn by Seymore with one of her glass dildos on the bed. This led to her preparing to "attack that birthday dick" along with Jada Fire (the curvy black gal on the cover), Dee (the Puerto Rican on the left side of the front cover), of birthday boy himself, former Houstonian Tom Byron. He was wearing a silly birthday hat on the couch as Jada and Dee felt him up. After eating some of the confectionary birthday cake, the gals stripped for better access to blow him, rim him, and ride his cock to various watery conclusions (with Jada going first). Jada pissing all over the camera in fire hose fashion was a bit lame (at least until the camera was dried off so I could see clearly again) but the threeway oral attack on his manhood and ass was kind of interesting. Tom has long been anal-receiving friendly (more so than even Kurt when it comes to women at least) and a lot of fingering, toy use, and oral was devoted to treating the birthday boy. The ladies actively rode his cock too, with the minimal camera work staying out of the way of the action. The gals all got a turn playing with Tom and receiving his cock before he blew his load of population pudding on Flower and Dee's faces, the gals cumswapping the remains as Flower made jokes. There was a lot of heat this time and I can't fault any of the players for the major chemistry they shared throughout the scene.

Scene Two: Crystal Clear, a girl next door cutie, was up next with Kurt Lockwood in what was billed as her first anal scene. There was a fair amount of build up this time before the couple was in bed together with his paunch a bit smaller than in the last movie he shot for Seymore. The non-linear fashion the scene was shot in still used the same kind of sexual tricks, each doing oral for example, including rimjobs by both of them. That led to the aforementioned anal action but only after more vaginal work. Thankfully, he wasn't that large so she could handle him more readily then Tom or Herschel had they done the honors but in fairness to Kurt, he did manage to stay relatively hard throughout most of the scene. She worked his bone for her own with some ATM and while it was far from as heated a scene as the previous one, she took the facial well and it wasn't bad for a first timer.

Scene Three: Vixen, a curvy black gal, lean Veronica Jett, and Herschel Savage, were up next as the trio played outside. Vixen was sunbathing while the other two screwed in a coy manner (Seymore didn't notice at first) but all three of them joined in while poor Seymore watched, Vixen licking Veronica's pussy as she slowly rode Herschel's cock in her pussy, then ass. Vixen seemed happy to stick with oral clean up, even after the pissing Veronica gave him, but she also took his cock deep inside her ass and gave some dirty talk too. It ended with the ladies getting facials but as well as they worked together, I felt no sense of enthusiasm between the three, showing that even skilled professionals sometimes fall flat.

Scene Four: Kaci Starr and Danni Daire, a couple of curvy ladies that looked like you'd find them driving SUV's to soccer games, were up next as they tried out Seymore's latest spring board sex toy. He was called away by the phone on business (expensive enemas this time) and returned to the living room to find the ladies enjoying some quality time with Kurt Lockwood. The titty fucking was more fun then the 69 and salad tossing in my book, though he perked up with a finger or two in his ass. Both gals did anal though not consistently energetic this time, lowering the replay value for me more than a little bit in the process. The oral antics continued throughout the show and while it was another fair scene, there really wasn't a lot about it that stood out in my mind like the first scene. In general, it followed the Seymore formula but his presence in front of the camera was sorely lacking in this scene too. The minimal pop shot went to both the ladies' faces, with some cumswapping taking place before the scene faded to credits.

Summary: Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday by director Seymore Butts for his company, Seymore Butts Home Movies wasn't a bad movie and could be said to have a fair amount of anal fuck for the buck. The extras were minimal and some of the cast appeared to be second stringers but the fun factor and raw energy of some of the action outweighed the technical flaws found in the scenes. For me then, Seymore Butts' Happy Fucking Birthday was strictly a Rent It but I know some of you fans love everything the guy touches and this title wasn't far from his usual body of work so adjust the rating accordingly.

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